Sexuality - Page 70

Oubliette · 04-13-2006, 10:51 AM

laughing my fool head off at EPS and Wolfie. Don't knock it until you try it.

Or nah...go ahead and knock it. *backs down like a real puss*

Empty_Purple_Stars · 04-13-2006, 11:05 AM

Man, ever since I saw some oh so ghastly internet footage of "Girls that Squirt", just the thought of it makes me want to eat my face.

*shudders*

There are actually THOUSANDS of websites dedicated to girls that can uhh "go the distance".

I am all for being dripping fucking wet, but DAMN things should not fly out of my Pink Parts and knock paintings off the wall, when I come!!

Now if you'll excuse me I am going to try and re-bleach those images out of my eyes again.

Oubliette · 04-13-2006, 11:08 AM

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I am all for being dripping fucking wet, but DAMN things should not fly out of my Pink Parts and knock paintings off the wall.

I could not have worded that better myself.

angel011 · 04-13-2006, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

Man, ever since I saw some oh so ghastly internet footage of "Girls that Squirt", just the thought of it makes me want to eat my face.

*shudders*

There are actually THOUSANDS of websites dedicated to girls that can uhh "go the distance".

I am all for being dripping fucking wet, but DAMN things should not fly out of my Pink Parts and knock paintings off the wall, when I come!!

Now if you'll excuse me I am going to try and re-bleach those images out of my eyes again.

I didn't know such websites existed.

I didn't want to know.

Yuck.

Sobeh · 04-13-2006, 01:34 PM

After reading this thread to catch up on the tutoring and the water sports, Evil Grin Rabbit was advertising itself from the banner up top, the closeup photo of which looked an awful lot like a plastic.. erm, well, 'device', not simply a stick and protrusion, this sucker was meant for after the Tupperware party.

Mr E Nigma · 04-13-2006, 09:07 PM

O_o ...

Sanctus Dei · 04-13-2006, 09:40 PM

*giggles* "She's goin' the distance! She's going for speed!!"...

I can't even imagine the squirting thing, I still can't figure out how the boys used to 'gleek'?!

Sobeh · 04-13-2006, 09:44 PM

Now you've got me thinking of that time-honored collegiate tradition, Ookie Cookie. =/

Sobeh · 04-13-2006, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by darkangel29

It's a teeth spacing thing gleeking...

It's annoying and gross.

It's also in the Sexuality thread, so it's got me frightened.

Sanctus Dei · 04-13-2006, 09:59 PM

Oh god no.. it was disgusting. But I was still curious.

ViciousMistressBee · 04-13-2006, 10:03 PM

teeth spacing????

i dont think i want to know!

Ben Lahnger · 04-14-2006, 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

Man, ever since I saw some oh so ghastly internet footage of "Girls that Squirt", just the thought of it makes me want to eat my face.

*shudders*

There are actually THOUSANDS of websites dedicated to girls that can uhh "go the distance".

I am all for being dripping fucking wet, but DAMN things should not fly out of my Pink Parts and knock paintings off the wall, when I come!!

Now if you'll excuse me I am going to try and re-bleach those images out of my eyes again.

Ummmm, ladies .... I'm not sure why I'm the one breaking this to you, but almost everything in porn and on the internet claiming to represent female squiring orgasms ... IS FAKE.

There's nothing projectile about it ... it's just wetter. We end up with a much bigger wet spot, that's all. Anyone who can't handle sex being a little messy has a problem.

Those vids all involve women putting condom-like balloons filled with liquid inside themselves and then breaking them and contracting the kegel muscles to "squirt". You can even buy the balloons on the internet for making this kind of vid, and I've seen blooper vids concerning the insertion and pre-mature breakage of the balloons.

If you'll notice, none of the videos can show a second "squirting orgasm" without an edit in the video. And the first "squirt" is almost always preceded by the girl putting a finger or narrow dildo inside herself briefly to break the balloon. Sorry - all FAKE.

Oubliette · 04-14-2006, 05:34 AM

Can I call you Splinter?

TheKorovaMilkbar · 04-14-2006, 05:42 AM

Sounds appropriate, he is the master after all.

Oubliette · 04-14-2006, 05:45 AM

Thanks for pickin' up what I'm throwin' down there, fella.

TheKorovaMilkbar · 04-14-2006, 05:55 AM

Definitely. I understand how knowledgable he is. I think I'm going to call him "Master Sex"

... Ooh, even better, I'll call him... "Master Bate"

I'm a smartass I know, but I had to.

Oubliette · 04-14-2006, 05:56 AM

I understand.

Sanctus Dei · 04-14-2006, 07:29 AM

Ben.. thanks for the info. As disgusting as it is... thanks.

Ben Lahnger · 04-14-2006, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by TheKorovaMilkbar

Definitely. I understand how knowledgable he is. I think I'm going to call him "Master Sex"

... Ooh, even better, I'll call him... "Master Bate"

I'm a smartass I know, but I had to.

I chuckled when I read "Splinter" ... in fact, Oubi, I like it!

But "Master Bate"? Korova, I'm disappointed ... very disappointed.

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That should have been my line!

Ben Lahnger · 04-14-2006, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei

Ben.. thanks for the info. As disgusting as it is... thanks.

Sanctus, actually, once you know the facts about how they make those videos with the balloons, they're no more disgusting than the ones where the girls pop out the ping pong balls. In fact, when I see one now, I just laugh.

But seriously, if I can shed just a little light on the massive amount of misinformation that is out there about G-spot and squirting orgasms, it is a fine thing. If I understand things correctly, there are a whole lot of women out there who haven't even been able to expreience orgasm at all. Having this kind of imagery out there leading women to believe that squirting orgasms or playing with their g-spots is messy and gross is just a tragedy.

Ladies, if your not afraid of using lubes or oils and makine a little mess on the sheets, you shouldn't be afraid of this. And I promise you, the damn bursting open (pardon the analogy), "Whoa, this is NEW!", exponential amplification of your orgasm is SOOOOOOO worth it! Do not be afraid of experimenting with this because you're afraid of making a little puddle. Any man (or woman) worth his salt will not mind a little additional wetness and will adore the reaction from you, and you will want to repay him (or her) in spades.

As Martha would say, "It's a good thing!"

DarkIce · 04-15-2006, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Ben Langher

If I understand things correctly, there are a whole lot of women out there who haven't even been able to expreience orgasm at all.

So true so sad. That´s why real gentlemen do everything possible to help feel their partners more com(e)fortable during sex. Practise makes perfect, also some might never reach one... As long as the act itself is pleasureable there´s no problem if both partners enjoy it.
Ben - you seem to be "the true Xpert" :-) Enlighten us! Go ahead.

Sanctus Dei · 04-15-2006, 02:22 AM

Please don't encourage him...

Speaking of encouragement... I'm counting down the days until my boi and I get to live together.. ALONE. *grin*

DarkIce · 04-15-2006, 02:28 AM

Sanctus - is he still living together with his mom? HUH?

:-)

Sanctus Dei · 04-15-2006, 02:33 AM

Depends on what you call living... and no.

Ben Lahnger · 04-15-2006, 04:45 AM

How exciting for you. Don't forget to remind him when you move in that sex solves all problems!

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(Well, it doesn't, but that might work for a little while and increase the frequency!)