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01-18-2006, 01:49 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Or to put it another way:
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
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01-18-2006, 01:50 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
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I'd hit it.
Two times.
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01-18-2006, 02:16 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Remember when e_e posted this on page 96 of this
thread?
( - Here's the
PERMALINK to the
complete original post. -)
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Originally Posted by edible_eye
Things we all should know about
Chuck Norris:
1)Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never
cried.
2) When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because
he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
3) Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper
clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
4) Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard
that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and
killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific
Ocean.
5) Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down
until he gets the information he wants.
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15) Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
16) Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time
to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met
all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head
exploded out of sheer amazement.
17) Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung
like Chuck Norris
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21) Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he
gets the pleasure.
22) There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is
only another fist.
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29) Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a
canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red
Bull.
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Well, it turns out the Chuck found out about this. Here's an
article about his reaction!
NORRIS
' BIZARRE TRIBUTE
Original article (click link above) from
www.contactmusic.com on 1-11-06.
Kung fu movie star CHUCK NORRIS is baffled by a website
dedicated to spreading bizarre false rumours about him.
ChuckNorrisfacts.com has become a cult hit among fans of
the bearded film star, perpetuating strange myths about
Norris, including "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is
so bad**s, he has never cried. Ever."
Norris was stunned to discover the site - but is determined to
take the tribute in good humour, and hopes it will boost sales
of his autobiography.
He says, "I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are
pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the
wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of
it.
That is just too freakin' funny!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-18-2006, 02:21 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Ummm... that link didn't work for me.
Might just be mine, though.
Thought I'd let you know, Ben.
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--Geisha
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01-18-2006, 02:30 PM
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#4955
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-18-2006, 02:32 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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hey, tenet -
you sunuvabitch! welcome back.
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01-18-2006, 02:34 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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http://www.virgin.net/music/musicvid...gedies_hi.html
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This is some awsome music, the video is like kick ass. Just though I'd share this with you. ^.^
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01-18-2006, 02:37 PM
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#4958
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Thanks e_e.
Feels good to be back.
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01-18-2006, 03:03 PM
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#4959
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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Oh yeah, Welcome back tenet!
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01-18-2006, 03:37 PM
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#4960
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Albany, NY
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by WolfMoon
What kinda 'poles' are we talkin' about?
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I was refering to the polar ice caps of the planet. Where polar bears would live. It was an incredibly corny joke. I apologize. What did you THINK I was talking about? 
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01-18-2006, 03:46 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Albany, NY
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Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy
Just noticed the name of the person in Pinstripes sig......
I have a book that is called "Cautionary Tales for Children" written by Hillaire Belloc ( I think it maybe the same one) and illustrated by Edward Gorey.
So, uh, yeah that's some randomness......
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That's a possibility. My sig is from a book called "The Modern Traveller" which was published in 1898. If I remember correctly, Edward Gorey started in the 20's, which means that it's possible Belloc and Gorey did at one time work together.
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01-18-2006, 05:04 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
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01-18-2006, 05:49 PM
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#4963
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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Oof, I couldn't agree with you more Tenet. Who the hell thought of that?
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01-18-2006, 06:11 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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actually, the beauty of america is that anyone can take an idea and market it. i don't remember seeing that toy as a best seller. actually, i'd never even heard of it.
the other great thing about america is that we have the choice to ignore the dopey ideas of others.
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01-18-2006, 06:35 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Ah, but we also have to choice to critizise(spelling?) the dopey ideas of the others as well... 
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01-18-2006, 06:37 PM
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#4966
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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absolutely. not only pretty but a functional mind...
joyslayer = perfect 10.
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01-18-2006, 06:41 PM
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#4967
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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*giggles like the tired lump I am* You know, coming from a good looking guy like yourself, it gives me the fuzzies inside.
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01-18-2006, 06:42 PM
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#4968
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,311
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i helped my best friend look for that damn toy (Dream Life) this past Christmas. We never could find it in stock.
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01-18-2006, 06:43 PM
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#4969
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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Well, maybe you should have looked in some dumpsters.........
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01-18-2006, 07:54 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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I am freshly showered.
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01-18-2006, 10:01 PM
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#4971
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
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I dyed portions of meh hair red.. and I'm loving it...
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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01-18-2006, 10:08 PM
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#4972
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 1,249
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I'm finally not sick anymore, well mostly not sick.
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01-18-2006, 10:11 PM
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#4973
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Should have just got the Sims instead. Sims = Dream Life + plus much more layered complexity + expandability - tying up the TV set ... if you're gonna do such a thing.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-18-2006, 10:20 PM
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#4974
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Hey, winged_dreams, glad your feeling better, hun. Welcome back to psuedo normality! LOL!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-18-2006, 10:24 PM
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#4975
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 1,249
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Thanks. I blame the drastic change in weather. It was in the fifties and then it dropped to the thirties and twenties in a matter of a few hours. My body seems sensitive to changes like that.
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