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Literature Please come visit. People get upset, write poetry about it, and post it here. Sometimes we also talk about books. |
03-11-2011, 10:02 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
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The Gnet Ministry of culture
Under the new Regime, Occupied Gothic.net must encourage the arts in it's slaves *couch* citizens.
Therefore every Gnetter is required to compose hymms to the greatness of Gnet and it's GLORIOUS leader.
I'll start, A Haiku:
Despanan sure is
Great, His manly chin is sure
to deflower us
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions.
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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03-11-2011, 10:08 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
Posts: 1,919
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G.Net makes my heart sing,
Like the glorious sound of a bird shitting,
From on high,
Powerful,
Raw,
I march to the beat of its heart,
One love,
One world,
ONE G.NET.
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I am your slice of pie
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03-11-2011, 10:13 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
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My Gnet brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge
My Gnet brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge
I know you want it
The thing that makes me
What the guys go crazy for
They lose their minds
The way I whine
I think it's time
La,La,La,La,La
Write it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boards are waiting
La,La,La,La,La
Post it up
La,La,La,La,La
The Webs are waiting
My Gnet brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge
My Gnet brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge
I see you're on it
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these Webs
It can't be bought
Just know things get caught
Watch if you're smart
La,La,La,La,La
Write it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boards are waiting
La,La,La,La,La,
Post it up
La,La,La,La,La
The Nets are waiting
My Gnet brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge
My Gnet brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge
Oh, once you get involved
Everyone will look this way, so
You must maintain your charm
same time maintain your HORNS
Just get the perfect blend
Plus what you have within
Then next their minds are toast
Then he's picked up your post
La,La,La,La,La
Write it up
La,La,La,La,La
The Boards are waiting
La,La,La,La,La
Post it up
La,La,La,La,La
The Webs are waiting
My Gnet brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge
My Gnet brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions.
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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03-11-2011, 10:16 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
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A mighty fortress is GNET...
A bulwark never faillllingg...
our helper he amid the flood
of mortal ills prevaling.
For still our ancient foe
doth seek to work us woe;
his craft and power are great,
and armed with cruel hate,
on earth is not his equal
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03-11-2011, 10:22 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
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Let morning shine on the silver and gold of this land,
Three thousand leagues packed with natural wealth.
My beautiful fatherland.
The glory of a wise people
Brought up in a culture brilliant
With a history over 9000!!! years long.
Let us devote our bodies and minds
To supporting this Gnet forever.
The firm will, bonded with truth,
Nest for the spirit of labour,
Embracing the atmosphere of Whining,
Will go forth to all the internets.
The forum established by the will of the people,
Breasting the raging flames with soaring strength.
Let us glorify forever this Gnet,
Limitlessly rich and strong.
And also Despanan is Awesome. Get him a few more hookers and a SIIIILLLLLYYYY HAAAAATTTTT!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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03-11-2011, 10:33 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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There once was a forum named Gnet
whose raison d'etre was offset
by an influx of noobs
decrying posts by some boobs;
it's like being fucked in a cabriolet.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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