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08-02-2008, 02:12 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
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Uh, I really wouldn't fuck you. For several reasons in fact.
#1. I think you're probably too young for me in the eyes of the law.
#2. I don't like the idea of fucking some girl I barely know, especially when it appears you have a boyfriend.
#3. Frankly, I find your fetish weird and have no desire to participate.
I'm going to continue to laugh at you, also because of several reasons.
A. I'm easily amused.
B. The fall semester doesn't start until the 25th and I'm bored.
C. You continue to make it really easy.
D. I'm not very nice. I used to be, but then I had a nervous breakdown, and my recovery from the breakdown has led me to this personality.
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08-02-2008, 02:17 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Lansing, Iowa. Come visit me, yes, no?
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LOL fuck off darling. I wouldn't be interested in you. I have a bf, so I couldn't care less. Laugh away, I don't give a shit.
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08-02-2008, 02:18 PM
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#28
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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Yes you do. You give a shit all over this forum.
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08-02-2008, 02:19 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Lansing, Iowa. Come visit me, yes, no?
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No, I give a piss. LMAO.
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08-02-2008, 02:20 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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That was almost funny.
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08-02-2008, 02:21 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
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I ain't no one's darling, let's get that shit straight.
And Miss Molly is in the right, otherwise, you'd have left, or put our asses on ignore. You want to eventually beat us at the game.
Keep trying, because so far, you're really playing that Epic Fail card.
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08-02-2008, 02:22 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Lansing, Iowa. Come visit me, yes, no?
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I have no intentions of continuing this fruitless conversation with you, Lapin. You mean nothing to me. Goodbye.
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08-02-2008, 02:25 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
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Oh baby, say it ain't so! I'll do anything! Is it because I fooled around with your sister, because that didn't mean nothing, promise, except she's just sooooo hot, you know? Please don't leave me!
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08-02-2008, 02:25 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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It's OK, Lapin. You mean a lot to me, still. I know the following few minutes will be hard after such rejection, but you will move on. It may seem like the pain will lats forever, but there will be another twatsmeatr joining any minute to fill the gap in your life that Uni has left.
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08-02-2008, 02:26 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Lansing, Iowa. Come visit me, yes, no?
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And as for you, MollyMac, I'm sorry to say I have no interest in speaking to you either. You are nothing. A nobody. goodbye and fuck you.
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08-02-2008, 02:28 PM
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#36
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
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Oh Miss Molly, there's *sob* just this great big hole where my heart used to be. How can anyone fill it?
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08-02-2008, 02:30 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
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-enter oversexed teen male-
Did someone say there's a hole in need of filling?
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08-02-2008, 02:31 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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Alas, woes are we... I have some love spackle and a nail gun. We can mend each other's hearts and then apparently fuck ourselves.
Damn. That's a hell of a plan if i ever heard one
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08-02-2008, 02:32 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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Originally Posted by Sir Canvas Corpsey
-enter oversexed teen male-
Did someone say there's a hole in need of filling?
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Yeah, just pull the string on Uni's lobotomy cork, gran some peanut butter, and give 'er a go o' the skullfuckery.
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08-02-2008, 02:33 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
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Sorry Canvas, you're a teeny bit too young to be filling any of my metaphorical holes.
Spackle away Miss Molly, spackle away. I'll go find my KY.
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08-02-2008, 02:39 PM
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#41
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
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Originally Posted by MollyMac
Yeah, just pull the string on Uni's lobotomy cork, gran some peanut butter, and give 'er a go o' the skullfuckery.
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-slosh slosh slosh-
I'm not sure if that is the right sound...
Hmm... Oh my god... I just realised, hitting yourself on the arm with a banana peel sounds vaguely like the sound of a man beating off with a little lube. This makes me so happy for some reason.
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08-02-2008, 02:45 PM
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#42
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
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Why were you hitting yourself with a banana peel?
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08-02-2008, 02:52 PM
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#43
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
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I had a banana for breakfast and then I had it in my hand and did some sort of flingy movement to some music at which point the peel collided with me
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08-02-2008, 03:14 PM
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#44
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Originally Posted by Lapin
Uh, I really wouldn't fuck you. For several reasons in fact.
#1. I think you're probably too young for me in the eyes of the law.
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Hey, we're still gonna fuck, right?
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08-02-2008, 03:34 PM
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#45
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
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I don't know...(Checks out your birthdate) Oh, hell no. Are you trying to get me arrested?
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08-02-2008, 03:35 PM
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#46
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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No, I'm trying to get me molested, but apparently you're not interested. 
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08-02-2008, 03:37 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
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I'm no ephebophile. (For serious, I'm 19 JCC) (It's not legal)
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08-02-2008, 03:38 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Put on a fake moustache and we can be pederastic.
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08-02-2008, 03:40 PM
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#49
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
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It's not happening. Give it up.
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08-02-2008, 03:43 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Aw come on, pederasty happens everywhere. ...Well, like a couple of millenia ago. Shit.
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