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09-17-2004, 08:02 PM
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#1251
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 341
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"Horse Sausage"
(ice now owes me 50 cents)
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"The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." -Herbert Spencer
"I wanna skin me some fetuses and hang 'em, then chase them with hedgeclippers!" - Ice
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09-17-2004, 08:09 PM
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#1252
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 42.5
Posts: 1,073
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"you didn't go for the menage a trios?"
"not if it's really a pizza that gives you an organism"
"I guess if you don't want to eat meat, we can do it doggie style"
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"I'm right"
"No - it's more like - wow, isn't enlightenment great?" - Doug Henning
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09-17-2004, 08:15 PM
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#1253
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,242
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I think I'm actually too tired to be justifiably labelled as human...
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09-17-2004, 08:16 PM
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#1254
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Hey,I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
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09-18-2004, 09:14 AM
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#1255
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Alabama
Posts: 614
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FYI... I no longer have an ass...
8 hours a day of office chair has killed it off :shock:
I have a nightmare schedule and a stressful job (at least i'm making money on a regular basis now) i'm a receptionist at a doctor's office (which some people seem convinced means psychic friend... :roll: )
but good thing about that is it's in the uber rich and anal town of scottsdale arizona so i get to share silent snickers about the pill popping liverless trophy wives that come in..
i hate not being able to visit here much, but in carpooling with the brother (aptly named butt monkey) and the boyfriend named (speed racer) I have to get up at 4 am and ride to work with them and catch the bus from their work to mine.. (then i don't get home till 7 pm) where we live the buses quit running because its so far out.. Surprise arizona is also in the epicenter of where old people go to die here and they all drive golf carts everywhere....
alas.. i'm done rambling.. you may all feel free to move about the cabin...
look for a quote from the ghetto goth maven of chaos panic and dysfunctional house keeping soon! 
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09-18-2004, 02:28 PM
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#1256
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Hey looky!Jay's back!
Hi Jay!
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09-19-2004, 07:33 AM
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#1257
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 341
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Alien Fetus or Old War Helmet?
Ice, the photographer who shot this image, is trying to convince me it's the latter.
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"The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." -Herbert Spencer
"I wanna skin me some fetuses and hang 'em, then chase them with hedgeclippers!" - Ice
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09-19-2004, 11:10 AM
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#1258
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Originally Posted by Ravena
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Originally Posted by WolfMoon
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Originally Posted by Ravena
Hope no one is French here... take it lightly!
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Of course I'm Frawnch! Why do you sink I 'ave zees ahtrajous accent?You silly engleish kuh-nig-itt.
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Will you please go and tell your master that Arther from the Court of Camelot is here?
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I do not want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food-trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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09-19-2004, 12:14 PM
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#1259
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,051
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I hate how people at my highschool always use that hamster/elderberry thing and they don't know what it means. I usually end up having to explain the sexual tendancies of hampsters, and that "your father smelt of elderberries!" means he was a drunk. Oh-well. That's still a great movie... I got better.
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"There's straw in his brains and his clothing is stained with mice and small newts and the perfectly maimed. Don't look under his hood in the place where he stood or you'll find yourself running from the rook in the wood."
-Cinema Strange
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09-19-2004, 04:05 PM
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#1260
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: absofuckinglutely nowhere
Posts: 1,051
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me: i've got $12.37, 3 pixy stix, and a can of spaghetti-o's for you if you'll come beat me into unconsciousness....
big d: how about i hug you till u pass out... for spagetti-o's of course?
me: awwwwwww. ok. and for that, i'll even throw in some cheese, too
big d: YAY!!!!!!!!!!
me: *nods*
big di: so whats up w/u?
me: meh
me: other than life trying to anal **** me with a rusty fire poker? not much
me: how goes it with you?
big d: just sifting through Genesis to feel better about myself
me: hmmmm...genesis does that for you?
big d: yeah, ive tried to read the bible several times, but i get like 30 chapters into Genesis and pretty much get disgusted and toss it back in a drawer
me: lol
me: think the farthest i've ever gotten was a few chapters into exodus
big d: kool, how far's Exodus?
big d: wait never mind
me: lol ok
big d: Genesis, Exodus. i think i remember that from bible camp
me: heh. can't picture you ever going to bible camp
big d: i loved bible camp, except for all the God stuff
me: LOL
me: oh, man....that hurt
me: ow
big d: what?
me: that was just one of the funniest things i've heard/read in a while
big d: okies
me: "yeah, man....bible camp was great except for all that religion crap" lol
me: just wonderful irony
big d: yeah, you should have seen me at Satanist camp.....
me: lol
me: bet they had better bonfires
big d: :lol:
big d: yeah
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09-19-2004, 04:18 PM
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#1261
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Moloka'i, Hawai'i
Posts: 598
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i'm eating my second snickers. i'm starting to feel sick though.oh well. i'll just continue eating the chocolate.
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"Jessie, you're so optimistic, I bet you fart sunshine." - Tris
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09-19-2004, 04:39 PM
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#1262
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: A little left of Hell...
Posts: 481
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In the search for completion we often look to others....
Random old thoughts re-enlivened....
The sounds of ecstatic screams blend the moans of pain and pleasure as the lines once so clearly defined between the two become blurred in the haze of sexual sensuality…
I find my Pleasure…
I find my Pain…
I find the Hunger in the Two become One…
In this… I find you…
Empty pages of the mind searching for something of sustenance to press itself upon the blankness of their existense...
Possessed by the pen and keyboard... Living in a world of dreams... Dreaming of a world of all too real nightmares...
War
Disease
Death
Distruction...
All mankind unknowingly searches to burn its existence out of this reality because the passionate dream is not enough to fend off the nightmare...
When can we begin to live and love as one?
No answers to mundanity in its distruction of all that surrounds it as the shattered reflections of the fire within burn into the mind that holds the crystal tear....
Who are we?... What are we?
No more hope?... No... as long as there is the dream, there is hope... but where can I go to strengthen the Dream?... Nothing left of the empty mind... and the mind that is too full has no space for the dream to expand... so we give it to others... that they might live in the hope we deprive ourselves of and our passions join to bring brilliance back into the dreaming of this nightmare world.....
Blegh.... enough pointless ranting.
Always and Forever,
~The Gypsy~
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09-19-2004, 08:49 PM
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#1263
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Bangalore, India
Posts: 568
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Gypsies not-so-pointless rants have beeen missed
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The future is a nasty creature that needs the shit kicked out of it, Before settling into an acceptable pattern.
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09-19-2004, 09:12 PM
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#1264
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Canada
Posts: 355
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so when you're totally stressed out and your boyfriend does something increadibly insensitive and then makes you feel bad for snapping at him.... does it not make sense to get even madder. and when you've done something so far in your past that you barely remember it and you only told the bf about it because he asked and you weren't really thrilled about the experience in the first place... is it alright for him to continuosly bring it up just to prop himself up and push you down??
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09-19-2004, 09:22 PM
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#1265
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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OMFG!!!
DAZ!!!
WHERE IN THE HOLY FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN???
I repeat WHERE IN THE HOLY FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN??
WE MISSED YOU!!!
DAYUM!!
I was just thinking bout you yesterday..
Friggin creepy...
It's so great to see you back and I hope you stay BACK!!
That's three M.I.A. members in lesss than 24 hours..
Color me fucking stoked!!
We haven't had ANYWHERE to stuff the Newbies since you poofed on us!!
*Yeesh*
PLEASE plan on sticking around this time, your sadistic tendencies are NEEDED and APPREICATED!!
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09-19-2004, 09:29 PM
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#1266
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Canada
Posts: 355
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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars
OMFG!!!
DAZ!!!
WHERE IN THE HOLY FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN???
I repeat WHERE IN THE HOLY FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN??
WE MISSED YOU!!!
DAYUM!!
I was just thinking bout you yesterday..
Friggin creepy...
It's so great to see you back and I hope you stay BACK!!
That's three M.I.A. members in lesss than 24 hours..
Color me fucking stoked!!
We haven't had ANYWHERE to stuff the Newbies since you poofed on us!!
*Yeesh*
PLEASE plan on sticking around this time, your sadistic tendencies are NEEDED and APPREICATED!!
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lol... nice to see some one around here remembers me... for a while there I was in total bliss.. and thin is stress hell.. and now in a deep dark pit which reminded me of your guys :twisted: nah I'm just kidding... works been insane and i really just havent had the energy to get my ass online to give you guys the attention you deserve. now.. well now apparently i do
lucky me... its so nice to have a completely emotionally unstable bf.. dont you agree???
oh and i suppose I should add... the last of the trolls dissapeared a little while ago... i think one or two of the cats got in there. in any case... i can't wait to fill that little dark room under the stairs up again :twisted:
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09-20-2004, 08:21 AM
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#1267
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Originally Posted by Daz
so when you're totally stressed out and your boyfriend does something increadibly insensitive and then makes you feel bad for snapping at him.... does it not make sense to get even madder. and when you've done something so far in your past that you barely remember it and you only told the bf about it because he asked and you weren't really thrilled about the experience in the first place... is it alright for him to continuosly bring it up just to prop himself up and push you down??
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Ya know, my ex did much the same thing.I guess it's his way of 'keeping you in your place'.I decided I didn't need that kind of shit.
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09-20-2004, 04:24 PM
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#1268
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 42.5
Posts: 1,073
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I don't know about any of you guys...
But I make the most awesome cookies EVAR!
I am addicted to my own cookies :shock:
I don't even use narcotics!
... but oh, man... I love my cookies 8)
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"I'm right"
"No - it's more like - wow, isn't enlightenment great?" - Doug Henning
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09-21-2004, 08:30 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 4
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I'm at college right now...doing...not classes because i just got out of novel writing class. In said class we talk about novel writing, yet we write short stories. Hmmmm, also...
It's 10:20 in the morning and although i get up early, what the hell am i doing up so early on a tuesday? I should be doing something more productive than novel writing class, like...writing or eating ramen noodles. Or playing with my fuzzy bunny and that isnt a sexual enuendo. I really have a bunny named twix.
there's crazy tribal music going on in this library that makes me want to smoke marijuana and dance around a big rock. It should be legal to do strange things like that.
And...My novel writing class teacher's name is Stoney Hardcastle. Does that sound like a slight bit like a porno star name?
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09-24-2004, 12:18 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 69
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HEHEH
Okay i was gone for A week and a half from this site (a week and a half of pure hell! i neeeds my Gothic.net!)
Arn't you people so happy to see me again? i bet you were all rather bored at seeing the same avatar for two weeks straight! One of the first things i did was change it, just to get things back to normal.
But Damn! You motherfuckers posted alot while i was gone! (and there's new people to boot!) so now i have to sit in this damn chair and read for housr on end just to catch up. I swear if i don't find a "what happened to Sandmanhero" post in at least one of these threads...i'll.....i'll.....well, i'll come to the realization that i'm not too noticed on the boards. Eh, whatcha gonna do.....
Anyhow, now on with the reading (damn my back hurts!) thank god for a dark backround to this sight, otherwise my eyes would have melted out of my head a few hours back..
SO I"M BACK YA'll!!!! you won't get rid of me that easily! I'm like that fungus that keeps growing in your shower! You can try to Shower Power me out all you wan, but I'll just keep coming back. BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
*saunters off in search of her medicine*
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09-26-2004, 09:43 PM
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#1271
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Moloka'i, Hawai'i
Posts: 598
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Woohoo! Now I'm Goth As Fuck! Muahaha!
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"Jessie, you're so optimistic, I bet you fart sunshine." - Tris
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09-26-2004, 09:46 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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Re: HEHEH
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Originally Posted by Sandmanhero
you won't get rid of me that easily! I'm like that fungus that keeps growing in your shower! You can try to Shower Power me out all you wan, but I'll just keep coming back. BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
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*ironic* :twisted:
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09-27-2004, 09:58 PM
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#1273
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 42.5
Posts: 1,073
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That was mean Teapot... I liked it ;P
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09-28-2004, 12:17 AM
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#1274
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Moloka'i, Hawai'i
Posts: 598
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I just noticed that there are no Mods online hm. Only nine of us now. What ever shall we do!!
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"Jessie, you're so optimistic, I bet you fart sunshine." - Tris
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09-28-2004, 10:36 AM
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#1275
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Alabama
Posts: 614
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the neice has been standing at the computer for 5 minutes trying to blow out flames..
the flames are my cursor... >_<
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