Nytekiss~

[Nytekiss~]

Good Evening. Its a pleasure to have found the syte=)~
Please forgive my spelling.. its just the way it is with me. so if sometymes spelling things phonetikly annoys you. then pretend i'm not here.~



1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)
Wryter ( i got lucky and get paid for it )

2. Where are you from?
Montana

3. Who is your favorite author?
Steven Brust

4. What are your favorite films?
I don't really want to answer this.. its not going to make a difference anyways. I'm just not in the mood to talk films.

5. What music do you want played at your wedding?
Ohhh.. i guess some enya would work.. something pretty for the lady's

6. At your funeral?
Mortal.. non negotiable

7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
Struck by lytening please. Prefferably a big enough bolt to Ashify me=)~

8. What kind of casket would you want?
A hollowed out book of Edgar A. Poe.. Wrapped in barbed wyre, soaked in blood, and burried beneath a church wich will then be set on fyre. That should about kover it.

9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?
my "i'm a normal guy' disguise. I'm not going to deskrybe it, bekuz i kould blow my kover.

10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?
Wishing i was older.

11. What's your favorite band?
Mortal

12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?
grade 1-12, with some extra stuff here and there. I lyke to dabble.

13. Why did you join?
I am the Nyte shift.. those of you who work nyte shifts know how boring it kan get.

[Apathy's_Child]

No offense, but I have serious trouble believing people pay you to write.

[Nytekiss~]

fortunatly my paychecks don't rely on whether you believe me or not.~
Thanks for the vote of konfidence tho.. its appreciated~

[Murasaki eyeliner]

Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child

No offense, but I have serious trouble believing people pay you to write.

Originally Posted by Nytekiss~

fortunatly my paychecks don't rely on whether you believe me or not.~
Thanks for the vote of konfidence tho.. its appreciated~

wow great comeback

what kinda stuff do u write?

[Underwater Ophelia]

You do realize you're not writing phonetically, right?

[Apathy's_Child]

Originally Posted by Nytekiss~

fortunatly my paychecks don't rely on whether you believe me or not.~
Thanks for the vote of konfidence tho.. its appreciated~

Wow, there was me thinking you write that way 'cause it's less conformist than using correct spelling, and all the while it turns out you're just shamelessly whoring yourself for the money. Damn sell-outs!

[is disillusioned]

[Nytekiss~]

Well for my job, i wryte at least one monthly artikle involving something having to do with the art, culture, history, or activity's of Montana; and one one monthly column that is myne all myne. meaning i get to do anything i lyke as long as i stay within the general publik's taste. I usually push out short storys with strange twists.. i try to stretch the imaginations of the dull audience that the magazine holds without going too far over their boundry's with whats absurd or obscene. Although i'm often tempted to test those limits.. i've only been at the job for a year now.. so perhaps in another year or two i kan really push the limmits.. we'll see. I'm also a back-up kartoonist in kase the one we have flakes out,, which he often does... I've been wryting since i was 11'ish.. so in my freetyme i've been working on 3 projekts in partikular. One is an epik fantasy series that is stuck in 2nd draft blah'ness... one is a prequal series to the epik that seems to be going much smoother and is steadily growing kloser and kloser to fynal draft. it is a trilogy.. and 3rd is a free-form wryting projekt that i share with some klose friends on lyne.. it involves some karakters that my friends and i have made up through our gaming experiences. I started it to Honor them and the strong bond we've shared over the years. Something to let them know that they are all important to me.. its the least i kan do for them.
Used to wryte alot of poetry in my early 20's. but not so much anymore. It started to dye out when my projekts bekame bigger.. then i started getting the stars in my eyes, seeing the kompletion of my first draft of a novel syzed projekt. Always wanted to be a published wryter.. well i'm published.. but its no where near the skope that i'm aspyring to be. but hey.. we all start somewhere.. and it took a few years of hard work to even get noticed. I still konsider it luck.. but at least i have my foot in the door..
My boss has a nose for potential and he lykes to take risks.. he's asked my about my projekts a few tymes.. but more for just chit chat sake than anything... i imagine if i sit down and really try to sell something he myte byte as an invester.. we'll see one of these days.

[Nytekiss~]

Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child

Wow, there was me thinking you write that way 'cause it's less conformist than using correct spelling, and all the while it turns out you're just shamelessly whoring yourself for the money. Damn sell-outs!

[is disillusioned]

I dunno about 'shamelessly'.. there is a certain degree of guilt involved in wryting the krap i wryte for the magazine. Its certainly not fun. but hey.. its lyke any other job in that regard. I'd rather be wryting krap then shoveling it.~

[Murasaki eyeliner]

Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia

You do realize you're not writing phonetically, right?

yeah sorry, im in a bit of a rush at the mo so my phonetesisms are at an all time ebb

[Bete Noire]

"Please forgive my spelling.. its just the way it is with me. so if sometymes spelling things PRETENTIOUSLY annoys you. then pretend i'm not here.~"




Fixed





*Pretends you're not here*

[Nytekiss~]

ah yes. thank you.. much better~

[Lolly PopMuzik]

You're trying too hard...Just go to a cafe with a Vampire The Masquerade manual and act all mopey. If you're going to be pretentious, at least do it right the first time.

Or rub whatever braincells you have together and go here: http://www.gothic-charm-school.com/

And ME, Ophelia was talking to the OP.

[Nytekiss~]

I've always been a believer in 3rd tyme is a charm. There simply HAS to be someone who kan relate to that.
I'll try as hard as i lyke. they are my words, and i will do what i please with them. But i do appreciate the tyme Lolly. And i'm sure the kafe vampyre thing you suggested works just fyne.. but i'll have to deklyne. I guess i'm too shy for that sorta thing.~

[Wormboy]

Originally Posted by Nytekiss~

art, culture, of Montana;

Not only does your spelling annoy the shit out of me, along with your inconsistency (phonetikly is still not phonetic, PH in no way logically makes an F sound, so if you are going to take a steaming shit on the language do it right) but you speak in paradoxes (such quoted above)

[Nytekiss~]

"if sometymes spelling things phonetikly annoys you".... i didn't say i did.. i said if something lyke that would annoy you, then surely my quirky spelling will... so please dont' instrukt me on how to take a steaming shit on the language.. i respekt that you are probably a master at it.. but i'm just not that interested in meeting your standards when it komes to steamy shit.. i mean.. i don't even know you.. and frankly.. you worry me.

[Tea and Cake or Death]

...Hi. Yeah, the spelling is bothersome, but whatever. Have fun.

[HumanePain]

Sandpaper to my eyes.

[Nytekiss~]

Amazing.
I guess i kould just spell everything korrektly lyke everyone else here and not get picked on. or i kould just be myself and proceed to get flamed or ignored for it. hmm..
Where am i again?? this sure seems alot lyke highskool all the sudden~

[HumanePain]

Originally Posted by Nytekiss~

Amazing.
I guess i kould just spell everything korrektly lyke everyone else here and not get picked on. or i kould just be myself and proceed to get flamed or ignored for it. hmm..
Where am i again?? this sure seems alot lyke highskool all the sudden~

No, it is not amazing. This is a literary website, with a well read community that is VERY literate, so it should be no surprise that terrible spelling and grammar is received poorly.

[Nytekiss~]

point taken~

[Bete Noire]

Hmm despite your highly irritating way of spelling, you don't seem like as much of a dick as I thought.

Hooray for premature judgement.

[PhenomenalTranquility]

Lolly PopMuzik, you crack me up!

Nytekiss~, welcome! I think I'm the only one who likes you here, but who gives a damn? ^_^ you're really cool!

[DarkenedReveries]

Hello there, welcome.