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06-21-2010, 08:19 PM
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#26
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
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Holy crap those clouds look weird.
Ben, I can only think of it as my duty, although I do have an insatiable lust...for knowledge.
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06-21-2010, 08:23 PM
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#27
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
Posts: 2,817
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Beer makes jizz taste gross too. I dated a dude once who was drunk all the time and his junk was absolutely disgusting.
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06-21-2010, 09:22 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: South Carolina
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I second that one.
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06-21-2010, 09:23 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
Posts: 1,750
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Don't you have to get her permission first?
Well, it's good to know that you would be willing to make such a sacrifice FOR SCIENCE. Thanks for taking one (or many) for the team.
Ahahahahaha!
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Actually she'd be taking one (or many) FROM the team
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Because before too long there'll be nothing left alive, not a creature on the land or sea, a bird in the sky. They'll be shot, harpooned, eaten, and hunted too much, vivisected by the clever men who prove that there's no such things as a fair world with live and let live. The Royal family go hunting, what an example to give to the people they lead and that don't include me, I've seen enough pain and torture of those who can't speak...
- Tough Shit, Mickey by Conflict
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06-21-2010, 09:26 PM
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#30
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: South Carolina
Posts: 32
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Don't you have to get her permission first?
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I am "her." My Significant Other experimented with it a while ago.
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06-21-2010, 09:52 PM
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#31
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
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Originally Posted by Saya
Actually, and I'm not just saying this, and this goes into the land of TMI, I used to date a guy who ate meat with every meal and loved cheese. His semen made me vomit every single time I gave him a blow job, it tasted insanely bitter.
I'll have to give more vegans bjs to determine the difference. FOR SCIENCE.
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I got a "vegan" here for you.
And by vegan, I mean my manly totally NOT vegan penis.
For SCIENCE.
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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06-21-2010, 10:31 PM
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#32
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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I know its a bitter pill to swallow, but no amount of machismo will get you into my vegan sample. 
In other awesome/freakish news, FISH! WITH HANDS!
TWO HANDS!
NO SOUL.
SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN!
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06-21-2010, 11:20 PM
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#33
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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Dude that is a feaky looking fish, it looks like it should be the monster from some Syfy (dumbest name change ever) original.
As for the whole semen thing it really comes down to having too much protein and carbs and not enough of some of the nutrients found in various fruit and leafy veggies so vegans can taste just as bad.
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06-22-2010, 05:44 AM
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#34
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dama de los Cuervos
I am "her." My Significant Other experimented with it a while ago.
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We have a member here who goes by the handle "Pineapple Juice", hence my joke that you'd have to get HER permission first before you could drink her.
Way to miss it.
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-23-2010, 09:06 PM
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#35
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
Posts: 2,817
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
We have a member here who goes by the handle "Pineapple Juice", hence my joke that you'd have to get HER permission first before you could drink her.
Way to miss it.
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Haaaaaaa, good joke. Pineapple_Juice is me. LUL.
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06-23-2010, 09:11 PM
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#36
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: South Carolina
Posts: 32
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
We have a member here who goes by the handle "Pineapple Juice", hence my joke that you'd have to get HER permission first before you could drink her.
Way to miss it.
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**Facepalm** Yup. I'm a n00b.
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06-25-2010, 07:20 AM
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#37
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
Posts: 2,817
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it's okay. I'm not really that famous.
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06-25-2010, 08:03 AM
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#38
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Are you kidding? You're the fruit that put Gnet on the map!
er ... that was meant to sound better than it does.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-25-2010, 02:12 PM
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#39
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
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HAI GUYS theres gonna be a lunar eclipse at around 4 in the morning!!!
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06-26-2010, 06:13 PM
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#40
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
Posts: 2,817
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Are you kidding? You're the fruit that put Gnet on the map!
er ... that was meant to sound better than it does.
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hahahaha....you called me a fruit.
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11-10-2010, 09:33 AM
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#42
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
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Goats are friggin awesome.
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11-10-2010, 09:54 AM
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#43
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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Goats are bad ass and totally adorable, all at the same time
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11-10-2010, 04:36 PM
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#44
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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I want 340 degree vision *pouts.*
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How I wonder where you're at.
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11-11-2010, 01:36 PM
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#45
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Saya is awesome, for making such awesome thread. xD
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11-12-2010, 07:09 PM
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#46
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: charlotte n.c.
Posts: 101
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i like eating goat
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11-12-2010, 07:51 PM
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#47
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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So you eat these?
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11-12-2010, 09:33 PM
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#48
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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I have, actually. They weren't bad, you really wouldn't have a clue what they were if nobody told you, but I thought the texture was a bit off.
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Live a life less ordinary
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Live a life evolutionary with me
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11-12-2010, 09:55 PM
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#49
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Excuse me, but you guys are ruining the wonder and the magic. Fucking Americans, THIS IS WHY OTHER COUNTRIES HATE YOU. Not imperialism, ruining magic.
I'm just going to post a fact until we get to a new page.
FACT: Sharks lay humongous eggs. Biggest egg of the animal kingdom!
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11-12-2010, 10:04 PM
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#50
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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FACT: Due to gravitational effects, you weigh slightly less when the moon is directly overhead.
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