Rant Thread - Page 257

raggedyanne · 08-21-2008, 12:19 PM

Wow, I am not sure I would have ever made that connection. To me it just tastes like water and white egg-tempura paint (not that I know what THAT tastes like.

HumanePain · 08-21-2008, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia

My idiot mother is now on oxygen.
And fucking smoking in her bedroom with her oxygen tanks.

I guess I should go complain the the boo boo thread now to save time, considering an explosion is going to cause me some pretty wicked boo boos.

At the risk of being there during an explosion, drag Kerri's ass over there and show her your mother breathing with oxygen tanks. Maybe it will motivate her to quit turning her young lungs into ashtrays while she still has time.

Tam Li Hua · 08-21-2008, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia

My idiot mother is now on oxygen.
And fucking smoking in her bedroom with her oxygen tanks.

Sounds like something my mom would have tried, had we let her near cigarettes after she got on the machines.

Gah, people are SO stubborn when it comes to their addictions. -_-;;;

[Please don't hurt me for commenting. ^^;;;]

Saya · 08-21-2008, 12:59 PM

My grandfather was like that too. We didn't know he was still smoking though, he died in his sleep (fluids just filled his lungs, doc said it was the best way to go), after sixty years of smoking he had every disease you can think of except for cancer. When we were cleaning up his house afterwards we found his secret stash of smokes >.< How the house didn't blow up I don't know.

Solumina · 08-21-2008, 01:49 PM

Okay so while I was on vacation with Jake's family I got this really cute gargoyle kitty to put outside my door (the complex strongly encourages everyone to decorate their doorway). The complex is restricted access so only people who live here, their guests, and people who work here have access to the upper floors, plus there are a lot of other apartments who have a lot of stuff in their doorways so I figured that it was safe to put my little kitty there. Well apparently it wasn't. It was there last night when Jake left (11:45pm) and was gone by the time he got back (8:15am). I suppose that I shouldn't have been so trusting of my neighbors but I just didn't expect someone to steal something that was only worth $15 in an upscale complex like this.

alyroi360 · 08-21-2008, 02:24 PM

poor kitty... maybe they didn't know that it was supposed to be there and they 'rescued' it. I know a lot of people like that... like my 8-year-old neighbor that stole our pet turtle (he was in a wheelbarrow while we where cleaning his cage.) and she thought that it was a wild turtle that somehow climbed into the wheelbarrow, which was at least 3ft off the ground, so she set it loose in the woods somewhere... Never saw it again, either...

Solumina · 08-21-2008, 02:32 PM

It was a gargoyle, not a real cat, so I don't see how it would be rescued...I don't think a cat would make a very good decoration

Crying_Crimson_Tears · 08-21-2008, 02:33 PM

My dog smells.

alyroi360 · 08-21-2008, 02:34 PM

I know that it wasn't a real cat, but little kids like to pick things up like that especially if they're colorful, or if they look pretty cool.

Solumina · 08-21-2008, 03:39 PM

Ah now I get what you mean

alyroi360 · 08-21-2008, 03:59 PM

sorry, it sounded complicated...

I'm not good at forums. this is my first community... and maybe my last. O_o lol.

TheBloodEternity · 08-21-2008, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian

Wanna hang out?

Was that directed at me?

Delkaetre · 08-22-2008, 09:21 PM

Dabbadmc, I was from Norn Iron. I rarely go back there, I've been in England for the last two years. I used to go to Cornucopia, the goth club in Belfast rather a lot, but I was based nearer to Antrim.

LetheanBlacklight · 08-22-2008, 09:30 PM

I now know what it's like to be kicked out of k-mart... o_0

Ashlyea · 08-22-2008, 10:10 PM

Were you hiding in the clothing racks and yelling "PICK ME!" to people as they passed by?

http://www.funnyjunk. com/funny_pictures/5079/Banned+From+Kmart/

LetheanBlacklight · 08-22-2008, 10:12 PM

No..... It involved me, 2 friends, a cheese pizza, a rubber duckie, and a banana-yellow thong.....

Ashlyea · 08-22-2008, 10:18 PM

Tehe. Very suspicious... No wonder you were kicked out, lol.

LetheanBlacklight · 08-22-2008, 10:21 PM

I know right.... ohh but it was fun.

Underwater Ophelia · 08-23-2008, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by LetheanBlacklight

No..... It involved me, 2 friends, a cheese pizza, a rubber duckie, and a banana-yellow thong.....

Are you 12?

raggedyanne · 08-23-2008, 11:39 AM

Eeeew! 12 year olds in thongs! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!

Deadmanwalking_05 · 08-23-2008, 11:42 AM

People and things that really piss me off. (Clears throat,takes deep breath)

Helping people only to have the same thankless bastards do everything in their power to cause me pain.

Fucking bitches that say "Love you" and five seconds later rip my heart out.

Always in neck pain unless I'm baked out of my skull,and not being able to go anywhere because I'm fucked up.

Getting older really pisses me off because every joint pops and cracks when I move,(It gets worse when a storm is brewing)

Being made fun of because of my size,and wanting to rip the fucktards apart with my bare hands,but no I can't do that because it would be assault,but it's perfectly okay for them to talk shit and fuck with others.

Holier-Than-Thou gun haters that give me shit because of my hobbies,I can't wait for those fuckers to be in need of firepower when some scum fuck son of a bitch kicks their door in and does what he/she/they want to their families.

The Government for being power hungry shit stains.

People that tell me I should give a damn about others when Others don't really give two shits about me.

I hate the fact that I'm told about how scary I look,it isn't something I can fucking help.

Women that string me along and stomp out any hope as soon as their bf's take them back,and if that doesn't happen I'm rejected outright no matter how cleaned up,how well mannered,or how much I help them.

Cheaters! I think they should get the fuck beaten out of them (Man or Woman)

(Breathes heavy) I feel a lot better now.

LetheanBlacklight · 08-23-2008, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia

Are you 12?

hahahaha...

Apathy's_Child · 08-23-2008, 12:20 PM

Sometimes I wonder what it'd be like to be able to get up and go to work at 9 a.m. without needing a fifth of whisky first. I don't think I've been sober 3 days straight since I was fifteen. On an everyday basis, it doesn't bother me much - I'm goddamn high functioning compared to plenty of people I know. But sometimes my chest feels so tight I feel like I'm having the beginnings of a heart attack, and I wonder why the fuck I can't manage what millions of people do every day without a second thought.

/annual rethink of life that won't come to a fucking thing

Kristin · 08-23-2008, 03:26 PM

I JUST PUT MY CELL PHONE IN THE WASHING MACHINE!! My wonderful, super cool cell phone, sim card, extra storage card, and all. It's my second-favorite material thing next to my laptop. My previous phones were all the cheapo free ones that came with my plan, and I'd treat them like gold. Nothing bad ever happened to them. So I finally allow my husband to get me a cool birthday present, I can store 500 songs on it, it has a side-sliding keyboard, and what do I do...I forget it's in my work apron and toss it into the wash. I could cry.

Last week I let the boys put a long scratch in the laptop screen, but that's not enough. I might as well just stick my laptop in the dishwasher now. And while I'm at it, I should turn the hose on our Cobalt Flux dance pads.

Solumina · 08-23-2008, 03:31 PM

Open it up and let it dry for a day or two and hopefully it will still work, if not then it may be covered if you have a warranty that covers accidental damage