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Old 12-02-2009, 08:18 AM   #1
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Get Your Sparkly Twilight Hate Here
Why "Breaking Dawn" is so gut-twistingly failsome that it goes full-circle into awesome (also, why Stephanie Meyers needs a lot of couch time and a prescription for meds):

http://chud.com/articles/articles/21...VIE/Page1.html
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:24 AM   #2
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Haha, pretty funny.

On the topic of movies, I'm still waiting for The Duke Nuke 'Em movie to get back under way.
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:48 AM   #3
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Hahahahaha, fucking prizeless xD If that is ever turned into a movie, I shall have to go watch it in order to fucking laugh at all the fangirls in the entire world xD Hahaha, omg XD!!!!
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Old 12-02-2009, 10:24 AM   #4
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http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/

That is equally epic. Check out the links at the bottom, they made a Twilight themed dildo xD Omg
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Old 12-02-2009, 10:25 AM   #5
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Old 12-02-2009, 10:39 AM   #6
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I daresay the above image of Ms. Meyer speaks for itself.
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Old 12-02-2009, 10:40 AM   #7
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... ... ... xD Indeed
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Old 12-02-2009, 10:48 AM   #8
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Is it reasonable to kill twilight fans that pretend to be vampires? I mean, it would only be fair.
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Old 12-02-2009, 10:56 AM   #9
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Agreed.
Really, the largest subliminal message in Twilight is, after all, that if he wants to kill you and drink all of your blood, it must mean that he loves you. And if he fucks you and beats you unconcious and bruised, it must mean he loves you very much!
Get real, Meyer.
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