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10-26-2009, 10:57 AM
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#2076
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 327
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Dying hair.
More Fake blood.
Eureka
End of Line
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10-26-2009, 11:12 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Entertaining myself at textsfromlastnight.com again:
(626): you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
(469): you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
(732): the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me 
(404): what's for breakfast?
(678): Advil and throwup
(630): she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
That's comedy gold, there! LMAO!
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
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10-26-2009, 11:20 AM
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#2078
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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OMG, just got this textsfromlastnight.com worthy missive from a friend:
"FYI… NEVER eat fiber bars in the morning if you have to be around people!"
LMAO till I hurt!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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10-26-2009, 11:41 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
OMG, just got this textsfromlastnight.com worthy missive from a friend:
"FYI… NEVER eat fiber bars in the morning if you have to be around people!"
LMAO till I hurt!
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Awesome link! Thanks!
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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10-26-2009, 11:58 AM
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#2080
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: US
Posts: 1,530
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going out to the industrial park with a recorder.
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In my nothing you meant everything to me.
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10-26-2009, 02:56 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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Secretly watching the guy sitting across from me. He's attempting to carve a lino block (and HE'S DOING IT WRONG) while sitting on a sofa. He's either going to ruin the block, carve his hand up, or both. *shakes head*
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Autonomy Not Uniformity
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10-26-2009, 03:27 PM
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#2082
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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I'm waiting for the glue to dry.
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10-26-2009, 04:13 PM
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#2083
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
Posts: 2,413
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re-setting my mouth guard so I don't half-choke on it when I get the giggles.
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I am The Mighty Cooch!!!!!!
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10-26-2009, 05:03 PM
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#2084
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: US
Posts: 1,530
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^ That's an interesting mental image.
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In my nothing you meant everything to me.
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10-26-2009, 06:39 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Reading textsfromlastnight.com again:
(262): I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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10-26-2009, 07:57 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Writing a song about a group of Tyrannosaurus' in f-14's attacking a group of brontosaurus'.
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10-27-2009, 04:15 AM
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#2087
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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Being all alone at work today I pass the time drinking copious amounts of coffee, smoking a lot of cigarettes and blaring out a lot of sisters, Cohen, Dylan, Motorhead and whatnot on two big bad-ass loudspeakers. And at the moment I'm implementing a somewhat quirky AJAX-powered thingomabob of a web-magazine until I find enough patience to sit down and edit next weeks TV and radio programs.
Still, I'm utterly bored.
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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10-27-2009, 04:50 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
Posts: 1,044
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Trying to alleviate a headache.
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10-27-2009, 04:53 AM
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#2089
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Georgia
Posts: 286
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playing wow, eating corn dog, smoking... ciggs . i am multitasker extrodinair
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10-27-2009, 05:31 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: North Florida
Posts: 646
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Posting a poem to the lit board.
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I WILL GLUE A SPECIMEN PATCH TO HIS FOREHEAD. ~ korinna5555
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10-27-2009, 07:40 AM
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#2091
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Duane
Writing a song about a group of Tyrannosaurus' in f-14's attacking a group of brontosaurus'.
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If you write in a verse where the f-14's crash, you could title it "T-Wrecks"!
Thank you, I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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10-27-2009, 08:42 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
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About to upload pictures.............................finished cleaning the photo room.
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rubber band balls
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10-27-2009, 11:35 AM
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#2093
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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Thinking about designs for my Pumpkin for Halloween, and deciding what song to play next !!!.
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
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Be excellent to one another !!!. 
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10-27-2009, 12:52 PM
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#2094
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Athens, Greece
Posts: 664
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I'm thinking whether I should go to bed now or wait for an hour and a half to watch Dexter on TV.
Bah, it's too early to go to sleep now [21:50]
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Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
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10-27-2009, 01:08 PM
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#2095
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Converting episodes of Family Guy and Earthworm Jim for moving to my AceKard2, where with the homebrew Moonshell program installed, I'll be able to watch them on my Nintendo DS!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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10-27-2009, 01:17 PM
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#2096
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Oh yeah, I've also just finished turning a photo of my dog into a pumpkin carving pattern and am getting ready to print it.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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10-27-2009, 02:07 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
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Waiting for the electrician to get here because the office lights have been making weird noises and the boss left.
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rubber band balls
Bring Kontan Back
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10-27-2009, 02:23 PM
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#2098
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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E-mailing xjin's boss, asking them to block xjin's access to gawf.net.
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10-27-2009, 03:21 PM
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#2099
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
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E-mailing xjin's boss, asking them to block xjin's access to gawf.net.
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But WHY?
tooshort
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rubber band balls
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10-27-2009, 08:14 PM
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#2100
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
Posts: 2,413
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Because I'm back. And with me grind-humping him now, there simply isn't room for your fat ass on his lap.
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