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09-06-2008, 04:32 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
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The Weirdest Things You've Ever Said
Ok I know how much you all love me and my gaming ways.
So this one sounds fun to me.
Whats the weirdest thing you've ever said?
I'll start.
Once I woke up and screamed at my mum asking where the donuts were. *this is when I was 10 lol*
And just the other day in my Btec Media class I was sposed to say "I bet I'll get all A's cos I'm so damn awesome"
and I said "I bet I'll get aids"
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09-06-2008, 07:02 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: a'Straiya
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To my friend, whilst drunk:
"If I lined up all my friends and got them to laugh, you'd be at the front because yours is the best!"
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09-06-2008, 10:59 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
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Ah come on people 
You must have said at least ONE weird thing.
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09-06-2008, 11:02 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Bergamo - Italy
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OK i was sleeping with some friend of mine and the next morning this friend come to me telling me hat while i was sleeping i started to clap and laugh... I actually remembered i did but i though my friend did say something funny...i guess i was dreaming...
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09-06-2008, 11:08 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
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when me and my man were ...."doing the dirty deed" I called him by my ex's name!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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09-06-2008, 11:10 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
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Awwwkkwwaarrdddd...
Lets move on to snow cones again
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09-06-2008, 11:17 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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When I first fooled around with a boy I meant to tell him afterwards that if he's going get involved with me I just want him to know that I don't want to rush into anything, we should take it slow. What I actually said was "I'm not a slut." He just looked at me right funny and said "Well I never said you were..."
I say weirder stuff but I just don't remember anything in particular.
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09-06-2008, 11:19 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
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well, it's straight to the point! :-)
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09-06-2008, 11:22 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Bergamo - Italy
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Argh! i forgot that while i was making love with my fiance he said something from a youtube video that was very VERY funny (it wasnt supposted to be funny in that moment) and i started laughing so hard and i told him " never NEVER quote that fuckin video while we do sex!" xD
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09-06-2008, 11:23 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
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I love it when people get words the wrong way around like ...
get me my rain its welly-ing out there.
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I need to get my wardrobe out of my pants.
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09-06-2008, 11:27 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
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Valravn- at least you could laugh!
when we were making love I suddenly remembered we needed to buy more margarine and I said it aloud! ...he didn't laugh.
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09-06-2008, 11:33 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
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LOL
Margarine is a funny word...
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09-06-2008, 11:35 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Bergamo - Italy
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Originally Posted by Ms.Moth
Valravn- at least you could laugh!
when we were making love I suddenly remembered we needed to buy more margarine and I said it aloud! ...he didn't laugh.
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xD That's epic!
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09-06-2008, 11:39 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Maybe we need a whole thread for "awkward sex experiences" XD
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09-06-2008, 11:40 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Bergamo - Italy
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Originally Posted by Saya
Maybe we need a whole thread for "awkward sex experiences" XD
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Brilliant idea!
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09-06-2008, 11:42 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
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I'm on it... ;D
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02-01-2009, 11:31 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
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I send messages while asleep, that`s when you catch me saying really weird things..
like "where am i? how did i get here? am i human" <--- i swear to god this was send to my ex..
i once started saying something about an alien spaceship, that wouldn`t land because the neighbor`s wife was making lots of noise during sex.. haha
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― Jack Osborne
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02-01-2009, 12:02 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Near Southampton
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Whilst very drunk, in the middle of the woods in winter whilst collapsing on the ground by a fire.
"Hey there...
I'm Will.
What colour are my eyes?? can you help me with that? I can't remember... It's important..."
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02-01-2009, 01:21 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Bitch! i live in a fucking trash can!
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"it kind of just happened by accident...but you don't exactly just trip and fall on a dick"
one of my friends though.
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02-01-2009, 01:33 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
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Originally Posted by Bete Noire
Whilst very drunk, in the middle of the woods in winter whilst collapsing on the ground by a fire.
"Hey there...
I'm Will.
What colour are my eyes?? can you help me with that? I can't remember... It's important..."
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HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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02-01-2009, 01:49 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
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My friend on a camp, and she wasn't intoxicated or anything...
"Why would you kill someone but not **** them first, I mean seriously!"
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02-01-2009, 01:55 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Bitch! i live in a fucking trash can!
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i totally agree.
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02-01-2009, 03:20 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Lost City of Atlanta
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I know I've said some weird things, but nothing's coming to mind at the moment. I can remember something weird someone else said though...in college, I was once passing by a dorm room and heard one girl yell to another, "What the fuck is wrong with your vagina?" I'm still curious as to the context of said exclamation.
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02-01-2009, 03:26 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
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Originally Posted by Bete Noire
Whilst very drunk, in the middle of the woods in winter whilst collapsing on the ground by a fire.
"Hey there...
I'm Will.
What colour are my eyes?? can you help me with that? I can't remember... It's important..."
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Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawaiiiiiii!!!11
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02-01-2009, 04:44 PM
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#25
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
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I say things when I'm half asleep. Once I asked my mom if my hot cross bun had any icing on it when I didn't have a hot cross bun at all.
My friend and studiomate says I say a lot of weird things. Usually she thinks she's misheard, so she asks me to repeat, but it often turns out she didn't mishear.
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