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06-23-2010, 10:47 AM
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I am blowing the roof off this!
The entire userbase of Gothic.net consists of five trolls, their respective sock puppets, and Humaine Pain.
We have all been trawlin' each other for years on end, without realizing it.
Today I break the cycle.
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I promote radical change through my actions.
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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06-23-2010, 10:51 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Hey! I'm not a troll or sock puppet.
After all, if I was going to start this thread, I'd have called it:
"I am blowing the roof off this!"
Ahahahahahahahahahaha!
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-23-2010, 10:53 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Hey! I'm not a troll or sock puppet.
After all, if I was going to start this thread, I'd have called it:
"I am blowing the roof off this!"
Ahahahahahahahahahaha!
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This is a Lie. You are my sock puppet, and now I am trolling myself, to cover up for my typo.
It has to end.
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions.
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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06-23-2010, 10:54 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Nice edit. I should have waited a few minutes.
Wait? So your sock puppet has chugged more than ten epic boners?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-23-2010, 10:55 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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I want a sock puppet.. I would call it, sock puppet... hey is that against the rules? 
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06-23-2010, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Nice edit. I should have waited a few minutes.
Wait? So your sock puppet has chugged more than ten epic boners?
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Ben, I've had you chugging Epic Boners so long that you've begun to develope a consciouness of your own.
But it's all a lie. You're just an account I created to troll Deadman, who is actually Alan...and occasional participate in gay boner-chugging sessions.
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions.
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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06-23-2010, 10:59 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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06-23-2010, 11:00 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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But a lie in your own signature about your own sock puppet? That can only suggest one thing ...
That you are someone else's sock puppet.
But whose? Hmmmmm .....
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-23-2010, 11:05 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
But a lie in your own signature about your own sock puppet? That can only suggest one thing ...
That you are someone else's sock puppet.
But whose? Hmmmmm .....
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The knowledge of my creator is hazy...I have sought him since time immemoriam, but each time I get close I find myself destroyed and re-created at his whim.
How far does this rabbit hole go?
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions.
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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06-23-2010, 11:16 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
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Wow, so many epic boners... so little time... yer mom....
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06-23-2010, 11:24 AM
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Gothic.net is a troll pit.
We must escape this prison.
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I promote radical change through my actions.
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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06-23-2010, 11:32 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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We have met the enemy and he is us! (apologies to Pogo)
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-23-2010, 11:53 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
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...How do I know what I AM?????????????
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06-23-2010, 11:55 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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What manner of beast controls us all???
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-23-2010, 11:56 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
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Vind: You are Duckman. You were created in order to troll Underwater Ophelia, who is actually Gothicus, who is actually Opteron_Man.
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I promote radical change through my actions.
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I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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06-23-2010, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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...So what you're saying is that I'm insane?
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06-23-2010, 12:01 PM
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We're all mad here.
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I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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06-23-2010, 12:01 PM
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So it's possible that I could be YOU?
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06-23-2010, 12:03 PM
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No. That's patently ridiculous; but I could be you.
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06-23-2010, 12:08 PM
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So you're pretty much awesome. But since I am duckman as well, I am not awesome. But I would never think badly of myself regardless of who I was.....so...
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06-23-2010, 12:11 PM
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06-23-2010, 12:38 PM
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So you're pretty much awesome. But since I am duckman as well, I am not awesome. But I would never think badly of myself regardless of who I was.....so...
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Really? Never? Even if you turned out to be like Hitler or Miley Cyrus, both of whom are actually JCC?
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06-23-2010, 12:43 PM
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So ultimately Me, Des, Duck, And Jcc...are Hitler and Miley???
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06-23-2010, 12:49 PM
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And Miley and Hitler are Mir who is, in fact, the creator of this thread.
YOU ALMOST GOT AWAY WITH IT, YOU SICK BASTARD/S
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Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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06-23-2010, 12:50 PM
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So I am Mir....
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