Massachusetts trying to ban goth look - Page 3

Granny-like_the_apple · 03-15-2005, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by TeapotScar

Yeah, the fact that you live in Mass. always confused me- it's like if I moved to Texas.

And then I could call you Becklein! Whoooooeeeeeeee

edible_eye · 03-15-2005, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by TeapotScar

Yeah, the fact that you live in Mass. always confused me- it's like if I moved to Texas.

this is only one of the reasons i burn with savage lust for you.

TeapotScar · 03-15-2005, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by TeapotScar

Yeah, the fact that you live in Mass. always confused me- it's like if I moved to Texas.

this is only one of the reasons i burn with savage lust for you.

Aw, thanks. I don't see the connection, but I'm glad there is one.

AlKilyu · 03-15-2005, 11:06 AM

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senator kennedy*
senator kerry*

You could have stopped there and even Granny and Teapot would have understood.

Granny-like_the_apple · 03-15-2005, 11:12 AM

I don't get it...

OnixxFilth · 03-17-2005, 10:26 AM

I'm totally lost. I hate inside jokes!

AlKilyu · 03-17-2005, 10:35 AM

...so the bartender says "Rectum? It damn near killed 'em!"

edible_eye · 03-17-2005, 10:41 AM

oh god! i remember that! you said that right after that thing with the dead skunk came out from under the porch.

ah-hahahahahahahahaha!

AlKilyu · 03-17-2005, 10:55 AM

pfffttt hahahahaha yeah! "chicken face was on bone row"!

Oh man...I my sides hurt!

edible_eye · 03-17-2005, 02:07 PM

you had to bring up the "chicken face" thing, didn't you? of course that reminds me of what that drunk guy did with the pencil. goddam! my skin feels cold just thinking about it again.

OnixxFilth · 03-17-2005, 04:07 PM

Why, what did the drunk guy do with the pencil?

Solumina · 03-18-2005, 08:33 PM

I'm not sure I want to know

Solumina · 03-18-2005, 08:38 PM

you would

TeapotScar · 03-18-2005, 09:06 PM

Creative uses for pencils? Like Number Theory and Calculus? I like math. I like pencils. Oooo and drawing... I wish I had a scanner- I heart drawing.

Solumina · 03-18-2005, 09:11 PM

yes...math...that's it

TeapotScar · 03-18-2005, 09:15 PM

Well, I mean- what do you do with pencils? Masturbate with them? Cuz I'm thinking that's not-so hot... I'm sorry- the sexual connotations of pencils is lost on me. Forgive me.

Granny-like_the_apple · 03-19-2005, 10:19 AM

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Well, I mean- what do you do with pencils? Masturbate with them? Cuz I'm thinking that's not-so hot... I'm sorry- the sexual connotations of pencils is lost on me. Forgive me.

Well, it is an object. And I'm pretty sure there's one around you...

SHOCKER!

I had to. Forgive me.

OnixxFilth · 03-19-2005, 08:28 PM

Umm, I suppose you could stick the pencil behind your ear or something. Or you could use it to write wonderful poetry, like I do! :lol:

Deadhymn · 03-20-2005, 12:42 AM

are you sure your poetry is wonderful?

OnixxFilth · 03-21-2005, 07:39 AM

Well, I'd like to think it is- I've been published several times, and they loved me at the poetry slams at the Lone Wolf Coffeehouse (now closed), so at least some other people think it is. Check it out if you haven't already. http://metalgirl9.tripod.com/mistressonixxsdarkpoetry

WolfMoon · 03-21-2005, 09:54 AM

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senator kennedy *
senator kerry *
winters way too fuckin' cold
summers with crushing humidity
liberal attitudes so pervasive, they're guaranteed to give you a head ache
boston wants to be nyc so bad it hurts

there are many, many more reasons but if i keep this up, it'll get moved to whining.

Yeah, the fact that you live in Mass. always confused me- it's like if I moved to Texas.

What do you smelly hippy liberals have agianst Texas?It happens to have birthed some very beautiful women, according to Hughe Hefner(who's said that some of the most beautiful women in Playboy have been from Texas :twisted: ).Plus both EPS and I are from here!

:P

TeapotScar · 03-21-2005, 10:41 AM

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What do you smelly hippy liberals have agianst Texas?

...People who call us smelly hippies live there! (Kidding)

But, seriously?

Why TeapotScar is not going to move to Texas:

1) George W. Bush is from Texas, and his ranch is still there. :?
2) I'm not a fan of conservatism... :?
3) Texas ranks 40th in the IQ ranking of the states. Brains before beauty! (even though the NY hotties are hotter than... the sun? yeah, I hate metaphors in the morning.) :P

WolfMoon · 03-21-2005, 10:59 AM

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3) Texas ranks 40th in the IQ ranking of the states. Brains before beauty! (even though the NY hotties are hotter than... the sun? yeah, I hate metaphors in the morning.)

Me lose brain?

:shock:

I was wondering about that a few years ago when I took my test for my GED.It was kinda like highschool for morons in one short class.I literally thought that things were dumbed down for some reason?Maybe they are?But why are they dumbing things down instead of working harder to educate people?

:?

Granny-like_the_apple · 03-21-2005, 11:13 AM

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1) George W. Bush is from Texas, and his ranch is still there. :?

His ranch by itself is fucking awesome, though. A model of eco-friendly habitation. Oh, the irony is so thick I could choke and die. [Don't worry, I'll wait until the end of the year for that.]

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3) Texas ranks 40th in the IQ ranking of the states. Brains before beauty! (even though the NY hotties are hotter than... the sun? yeah, I hate metaphors in the morning.) :P

Yeah, nice with the English. And Florida's the Sunshine State, so don't even try to step up, bitch. [We're also dumber than Texans, but don't tell anyone.]

WolfMoon · 03-21-2005, 12:25 PM

Hey look!

Someone's dumber than me!^

j/k