So here's the thing: My dad is a Republican.
Like a BIGTIME Republican.
Like not an intelligent Republican who thinks about political philosophy, more of a knee-jerk Republican who just accepts everything at face value and votes conservative out of brand loyalty.
Like, my Dad doesn't have any problem with gays, but will parrot: "Marriage should be between a man and a woman!" because that's what he hears on Foxnews. He also spends a great deal of his time talking to my Uncle and Grandma who are both crazy right-wing, and most of his patients are Kentucky hillbillies and thus right-wing and stupid by default. (Think an entire medical practice treating a couple hundred Deadmanwalking_05s) thus he parrots them and has wound up getting even crazier in his old age.
Anyway, he got on Facebook and friended me last week, and then became offended by this status update:
Quote:
The Nevada Libertarian party just started following me on Twitter. Time to become a communist. #LOLbertarian
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Now he's posting anti-communist stuff on my wall, and calling me up @ 7am to tell me it's "Dangerous to say good things about communism" and bitching about my hair and beard. He said: "When you say stupid things like that I'm going to say things that will make you look like a fool".
His idea of "Making me look like a fool" is posting things like "Communism is dead and it's never coming back. History has proven it's wrong." Which I can simply delete out of sheer embarrassment for him.
He also seems to think that my status feed is visible to people who visit his page. Like i'm writing on his wall or something.
This whole thing is making me Facepalm so hard It's almost pressing through my skull. It's idiotic that I may be forced to flame my own father who's currently acting like an idiot newbie.
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