Jurors Convict Muslim Leader in Terrorism Case - Page 4

Manimal · 05-27-2005, 03:58 PM

OMFG - lol - that is soooo wrong. Dont take this wrong Al darling but that is fucking funny. Now someone delete that immediately!

Who's tiny dick is that anyways? For the love of gawd man shave that jungle!!!

lol - cant get over what I just saw...

Al and Sternn bicker so much they should just get married and be done with it :P

CptSternn · 05-27-2005, 07:41 PM

Manimal - first off, thats my small dick. I had to reduce the original by 50 pixels, so resize it if you want (judge by my hand) and let me know if its still small (a bit over 6 inches has yet to let anyone down!).

If ye still think it's small, then by all means please post your cock here for us to take a gander at.

Note to al and anyone else wanting to make comments about my penis - yes, oh yes, I have more pictures of it if ye want to talk about it and make comments about it. I'm also not scared of showing em too ye! Hell, I'll be honest, I'm no virgin, and its not like talk of my cock has ever scared me off of whipping it out in public when someone starts with 'wow, all those guns, you must have a small willy!'

*ziiiiip*

(Thats about the time SAM makes his appearance in the room and everyone shuts up)

Off to take some more shots of my cock. Don't feel bad binkie, I was going to use your face, but when it comes to the question of which one of ye looks more like my dick, al wins hands down...

Slán

Soul_Immortal · 05-27-2005, 07:50 PM

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Need anyone question my disbelief?

*Soul*

ice · 05-27-2005, 07:53 PM

Hmm...
CptSternn's cock...
Al's head...

I wonder what he's implying?
:wink: :lol:

edible_eye · 05-27-2005, 07:55 PM

i just think it's funny that sternn posts a picture of his cock and the only person he can think to add to it is al.

me thinks he has a crush on the kilyu-boy.

Binkie · 05-27-2005, 07:58 PM

S'right. You better watch out, Al! Ol' Wee Willy there is taking a fancy to you with his lil' dinky pee pee.

:lol:

Granny-like_the_apple · 05-27-2005, 10:33 PM

Well, now I know what TStone was talking about. And I was right, I didn't want to know.

Ehhhhhhhh

AlKilyu · 05-27-2005, 10:57 PM

24 hours?

It took you 24 hours to do that?

Methinks 22 of them were spent "researching" the perfect cock. He didn't use any of the precious cocks already saved on his hard drive, he needed plenty of time to find just the right cock.

Not his, because anyone with that big of a gun fetish or a knack for fleeing when the going gets rough is anything over 3". And if that IS your cock (tis not laddy) then where are the "gothier than the rest of the world" black pants? Khackies? No, that was sent to you by that cute British soldier up the street that keeps you from driving three blocks anywhere in your neighborhood without a proper "weapons search". You'd get from point a to point b faster if you didn't pull over at every stop and insist you have a bomb in your goatse.

24 hours?

Ah it's alright lad! I understand you were spent after that point, your tiny nuts empty and sore, and your creative spark dripping down your monitor.

AlKilyu · 05-27-2005, 11:17 PM

hahaha you're right TStone, sorry. Between Sternn's need to post lad's nads and Mael's ass in his avatar, I feel like I can't come on this site anymore, lest the soap drop and my ass hymen with it!

CptSternn · 05-28-2005, 03:37 AM

Actually 22 were me waiting for me mate to get back from amsterdam. I only get that creative when I'm smoked to the gills. And yes, those are work pants. Yes, I'll admit, I own a few articles of clothing that aren't black (gasp)!

And once again, if mine is so small, lets see who is brave enough to put theirs up against it in a photo comp. We could even start a new topic, call it 'cock fighting'.

Slán

Soul_Immortal · 05-28-2005, 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by CptSternn

Actually 22 were me waiting for me mate to get back from amsterdam. I only get that creative when I'm smoked to the gills. And yes, those are work pants. Yes, I'll admit, I own a few articles of clothing that aren't black (gasp)!

And once again, if mine is so small, lets see who is brave enough to put theirs up against it in a photo comp. We could even start a new topic, call it 'cock fighting'.

Slán

Sternn,

I want to know how much Guinness its taken you to HAVE SOME FUN on the board for once.:-)

*Soulfly* :P

CptSternn · 05-28-2005, 08:01 AM

Fun? This is a gawth board! We are depressed and angsty 24/7!

[staples hand to forehead]

*sigh*

:wink:

Binkie · 05-28-2005, 12:21 PM

Don't worry, wee willy. Think of this in a positive light; you're the reason penis pumps have clientele. Bare your lil' carrot stub with pride.

:wink:

CptSternn · 05-28-2005, 09:16 PM

Thats a laugh! A lesbian virgin who has admitted to never having cock comparing my cock to...well to what? I mean, really, have you ever saw a cock in real life or like your other experiences have you just been looking at them online, therefore once again your an expert on them?

6 3/4 inches is good for me (and every girl I've had the pleasure of being with - I'll have some email you. Pictures

). I mean, it's 2 inches bigger than the worldwide average and 2 3/4 inches bigger than the american average.

Tis probably why you don't hear any guys making dick jokes now nor are they posting pictures of theirs here.

But dont take my word, google some cocksize stats for us. This is one time I wont aruge with your results, I promise! Plus, print it out, and give ti a good measure. I got my hand in the picture JUST so you could have a frame of reference. I didn't want to use a ruler as well, cock in one hand camera in the other, couldnt balance it along side - it kept falling...

Slán

Granny-like_the_apple · 05-28-2005, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by CptSternn

6 3/4 inches is good for me (and every girl I've had the pleasure of being with - I'll have some email you. Pictures ;) ).

Yeah, ok Jesus boy, you keep bragging about your cock and all the girls you've fucked (I hope you were married to them!) and posting pornography on a public forum that minors belong to, it's really going to garner you respect, admiration, and a spot in heaven.

(My defense for a personal post: Um, he posted a picture of his penis. With Al's head on it. And tries to use that to win some sort of crazy pissing contest. Also, he gets on my nerves.)

AlKilyu · 05-28-2005, 10:47 PM

Granny you are much too beloved to have to apologize for anything here...don't edit yourself!

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Originally Posted by Granny-like_the_apple

(...Also, he gets on my nerves.)

I'm still laughing really hard...like...like...

ghostposts · 05-28-2005, 10:59 PM

:shock:

6 and 3/4 inches is supposed to be big???

since when?

I gotta admit, I've only had 3, but they were all bigger than that.

Binkie · 05-28-2005, 11:07 PM

Oh I've seen penises before. Much bigger than your's, wee willy. Don't be ashamed of your size. Just keep telling yourself it's the "motion of the ocean."

AlKilyu · 05-28-2005, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ghostposts

I gotta admit, I've only had 3, but they were all bigger than that.

I'd expect Sternn to say that statement, ghosts, not you! :shock:

^_^

AlKilyu · 05-28-2005, 11:13 PM

ghostposts · 05-29-2005, 04:59 AM

Masterful analogy, T. :lol: We always need to think about the the big, mudslinging tires.

CptSternn · 05-29-2005, 09:57 AM

TS - Even though that was a dig, it still emphaisze my point. Oh, and if we really want to stay on this subject, lets talk about girth. Once again the picture speaks for itself.

Never said anything about a monster truck, just said I'm in the game, not star pitcher for the team.

Slán

Binkie · 05-29-2005, 11:00 AM

What picture? Oh the one that a Mod removed cause it violated the "no pornography (especially involving tiny penises)" rule on the boards.

CptSternn · 05-29-2005, 08:32 PM

Oh, I think I got it figured out. Since you have never actually seen a real penis and like your political knowledge only read about it online, you must have been browsing online porn.

Newsflash, guys in porn tend to have larger than average penii (the plural of penis?).

For those who missed it, I am going to put a link. And a disclaimer so it doesn't get erased - the link is to a picture that is not suitable for children.

http://www.sternn.com/stuff/misc_pix/al-headshot.jpg

Slán

Binkie · 05-29-2005, 08:51 PM

Oooooooh, ok. I think I know what's going on here now. You learned that Al's penis is bigger than your's, and now you're blood red with penis envy.

S'ok, Wee Willy. Like I said, there will always be your penis pumps. Or maybe your friends can teach you how to use photoshop so you can photoshop it bigger. Course, if that doesn't work, you can always just keep your pants on and take pictures of yourself with more guns.

:wink:

Couple other things I almost forgot to touch on:

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Originally Posted by CptSternn

And yes, those are work pants.

We could tell. Cause all you do at work all day with your security job is sit around with your dick in your hands.

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Originally Posted by CptSternn

I mean, it's 2 inches bigger than the worldwide average and 2 3/4 inches bigger than the american average.

Course, what you've failed to specify is that you're comparing yourself to chimpanzees.