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01-22-2006, 06:54 PM
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#1051
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 579
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Oh yeah...
I have hung towels from my uh... you know. It's always good for a laugh or ten. Grandma always loved that trick. I haven't quite gotten the flipping them to my shoulder bit yet, though. I think my aim might be a bit off... they keep getting stuck on the cieling. 
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01-22-2006, 07:07 PM
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#1052
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Tampa Bay
Posts: 491
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Let me be the first to say, Nice ass! 
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01-22-2006, 07:07 PM
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#1053
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 579
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Take the jeans off and do it again.
Please?
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01-22-2006, 07:18 PM
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#1054
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,242
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Does anyone else lose their libido when sick?
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01-22-2006, 07:24 PM
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#1055
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Yes I do..
In a big fucking way..
Which blows, but it's totally normal..
Oh and lovely Ass Xnguela.. Can I drip honey on it?
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01-22-2006, 07:44 PM
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#1056
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,242
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
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Hey whoa wait... I so did not see this until now.
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Never mind the question about libido.
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"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
...don't smother your kids."
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01-22-2006, 07:53 PM
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#1057
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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Originally Posted by WolfMoon
Uh, one word honey.
KEGELS
Learn 'em and you'll drop a man to his knees.
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There is a specific move in the Kama Sutra that makes great use of strength in those muscles. It basically replicates a woman "milking" a man with her genitals. She relaxes, and goes down on it, then clenches when she moves up.
This is the one move in all of Kama Sutra that caught my attention enough to drop my jaw. I would kill to experience that one. God willing, I'm going to have to find a sexually open-minded woman to try that one.
Just thinking about it brings out the beast in me.
RAWWRRR
*edit* Oh yeah... Nice ass Xng. Mmm...
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01-22-2006, 08:08 PM
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#1058
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 579
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EPS has been using me as a training dummy to practice that one. She's actually gotten quite good. Granted, everything she does is good, but it's nice to really measurably feel the improvement. It's like eye popping "Woah - it never felt like THAT before!"
<melts>
Losing libido when sick? Sometimes... and I'm sure it's normal. What's worse is when you're sick as Hell and also crazy horny and simply incapable of doing it. It's very frustrating and happens to me more often than not wanting it. I read somewhere that sex is a natural antihistamine and I know from personal experience that is helps fevers too!
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01-22-2006, 08:18 PM
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#1059
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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Damn Xng, wow!
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01-22-2006, 08:30 PM
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#1060
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: PA
Posts: 145
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Wow you learn all kind of really great things on here theres only one problem though who the hell am I sapossed to try this on I just got rid of my boyfriend and hes hard to get rid of. Oh well looks like Ill need a boyfriend very soon. Thats easyer said than done im very picky. Ill let you all know when I have found a boyfriend (sparing details ofcourse cant post stuff like that id be embarresed.) lol
No seriously though cant wait to try this in the middle but thats just not possible right now ill have to wait.
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01-22-2006, 08:33 PM
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#1061
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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Well, you don't just need a "boyfriend". If you are not straight, maybe a girlfriend would do the trick.
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01-22-2006, 08:39 PM
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#1062
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: PA
Posts: 145
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Im curious but I dont think Ill ever act on it. I dont know I would have to really trust someone then Id be afraid of fucking up the friendship. I do have a threesome offer though could go to them but well Im not really attracted to them. So the whole girl idea is still in the air but I seriously doubt Ill ever let it happen, unless they call me and are like you promised to try on your birthday and that didnt happen so now that you dont have a boyfriend you should come out. Then Id feel like I atleast have to try.
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01-22-2006, 08:40 PM
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#1063
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,242
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Originally Posted by Manimal
EPS has been using me as a training dummy to practice that one. She's actually gotten quite good. Granted, everything she does is good, but it's nice to really measurably feel the improvement. It's like eye popping "Woah - it never felt like THAT before!"
<melts>
Losing libido when sick? Sometimes... and I'm sure it's normal. What's worse is when you're sick as Hell and also crazy horny and simply incapable of doing it. It's very frustrating and happens to me more often than not wanting it. I read somewhere that sex is a natural antihistamine and I know from personal experience that is helps fevers too!
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It's not really a bothersome matter for me right now, though in the future it will likely prove to be troublesome.
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"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
...don't smother your kids."
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01-22-2006, 08:42 PM
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#1064
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: PA
Posts: 145
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Originally Posted by Disfunction
It's not really a bothersome matter for me right now, though in the future it will likely prove to be troublesome.
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I hear you on that one.
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01-22-2006, 08:50 PM
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#1065
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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Originally Posted by swt&inc angel??
Im curious but I dont think Ill ever act on it. I dont know I would have to really trust someone then Id be afraid of fucking up the friendship. I do have a threesome offer though could go to them but well Im not really attracted to them. So the whole girl idea is still in the air but I seriously doubt Ill ever let it happen, unless they call me and are like you promised to try on your birthday and that didnt happen so now that you dont have a boyfriend you should come out. Then Id feel like I atleast have to try.
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Ahh, being shy is cute I think.
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01-22-2006, 08:54 PM
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#1066
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Tampa Bay
Posts: 491
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After the discussion on what is ok and what's not ok to post because of the people here that are under 18, I was thinking on not posting this.
However, this little sex tip has got to be up there with the top 5 I've ever received and it would be unfair to make you all miss out on it...
So, instead, I'll just preemt my following statement with this: This is a tip one should try once one is of legal age.
I got this tip from a woman I ran into at Sam's Club of all places.
She swears by Biosilk as a replacement for KY in an erotic sense.
Biosilk lubricates just as well, if not better, than KY with the added bonus of silky smoothness during and after.... one word... damn, damn, damn! (ok, 3 words)
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I seek the animated corpse that preys upon the living, usually by night, seeking blood to continue its existence.
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01-22-2006, 08:55 PM
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#1067
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: PA
Posts: 145
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Are you bi? Or do you think its cute in all situations?
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01-22-2006, 11:36 PM
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#1068
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Lubricates? What the hell? They have product for that?
Learn something new daily I guess.. *wink*
*shrug* Ky, never have used the stuff... I prefer more personal methods of preparing things to slide "freely".
Oh and Xng, I'm not really finding a reason those jeans are at all necessary.
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01-23-2006, 01:00 AM
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#1069
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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Originally Posted by joyslayer
Ahh, being shy is cute I think.
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You're one of the only girls I've ever heard talk about shyness as a cute thing. I personally think it is cute and attractive as well, but then there are many more that think otherwise. Don't know why, but...
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01-23-2006, 01:53 AM
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#1070
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In Antarctica with the Penguins
Posts: 1,521
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Agreed. That's one of the rare times i've heard of someone being shy as positive. Mainly 'cause most females are bothered by the fact that I can't really express myself or am able to get words to escape from my mouth in their presence, ones that I take a liking to in that way anyways.
I saw it in movies a lot. A guy not being able to say something. But it's true... not that it's forgotten. I've thought exactly what i want to say, then i've told myself, "alright.. say it!" and I just can't bring myself to do so. It's quite agrivating
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01-23-2006, 06:44 AM
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#1071
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I heard about a girl once who could pick up a dollar and make change. :P
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hehehe, i had a stripper picking up dollar bills off my face the other night.......
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01-23-2006, 06:58 AM
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#1072
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,055
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Rumor has it that in Okinawa there are strippers who can not only shell out whatever change the customer asks for, they can also insert a banana and dispense small slices of it into customers' hands or mouths. Supposedly the Marines there prefer the mouth route. Never been there myself so I can't confirm beyond a shadow of a doubt, but this is what I've been told by many folks who have been there.
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01-23-2006, 07:10 AM
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#1073
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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that would have to be a really firm banana to avoid mushy-ness....
thinks of mushed banana in vag.
*twich*
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*another eliter*
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01-23-2006, 07:20 AM
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#1074
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Originally Posted by mortalitas incomitatus
hehehe, i had a stripper picking up dollar bills off my face the other night.......
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Now I KNOW Mortalis is back in the groove!
It's been a run of slow days with no sexsational (adjective courtesy of Kerova) updates from you, hun.
Now you know that I too live vicariously through your exploits and conquests ... since my adventures have tamed out a bit recently.
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01-23-2006, 07:22 AM
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#1075
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,055
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Originally Posted by mortalitas incomitatus
that would have to be a really firm banana to avoid mushy-ness....
thinks of mushed banana in vag.
*twich*
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Hey - I wasn't recommending it, per se. I can think of much better things to insert into the 'vag'...
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