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01-31-2011, 08:27 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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After I'm done with Versus, I'm sure you're going to get really...intimate with it.
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01-31-2011, 08:28 PM
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#202
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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You know what, Vin. It's just drinks. You don't want to do that, it's cool. I understand that you have to honor your friend. I'll always be around the way if you ever want to hang.
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01-31-2011, 08:30 PM
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#203
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Vin, come here, I have some...frustration and hurt to work out *cracks whip*
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01-31-2011, 08:31 PM
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#204
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Originally Posted by Saya
After I'm done with Versus, I'm sure you're going to get really...intimate with it.
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Can I catch it with my pecks and laugh like a pirate? That would be really hot.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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01-31-2011, 08:33 PM
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#205
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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*kontan comes back. He walks in and SLAPS SAYA RIGHT ON THE ASS!*
Kontan: What now, Saya? How about some REAL talk. All grabassery aside, this IS a porn and let's face it... we've got some residual hots to take care of. LET'S HATEFUCK!
*Kontan rips off his clothing revealing his thin but toned body*
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01-31-2011, 08:37 PM
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#206
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
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Finally...get some of that sexual tension out of the way :P
Versus, come on lets cuddle.
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01-31-2011, 08:39 PM
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#207
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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I love coodlin'.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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01-31-2011, 08:41 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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Originally Posted by Solumina
Um...Des? You were already here, you totally plowed Ophie, you can't kick in the fucking door if you are already in the room. Besides the door is a character she even got a name (Muffin?), you can't just kick her around like that.
Now everybody just play nice or I'll thwack you with my crop.
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Wait What? *reads the thread*
Da FUCK?! You mean to tell me that you people forced me to commit sexual acts, without my KNOWLEDGE nor my CONSENT?
Whidja...gaah...tig...
You people R@PED me...
Man if I was the kinda pussy who would get butt-hurt and whine about this shit, there'd be a paper written on it by some clueless University professor in no time, and then OTHER professors would read it, and assign their English 102 students to respond to the violation of my digital orifices with such prompts as:
"Now we ALL know that you can't ACTUALLY r@pe someone over the internet, BUT I want you to put that aside: is it possible to r@pe someone in cyberspace if we ignore the fact that you can't r@pe someone in cyberspace?"
...and that would be terrible.
You all are lucky I'm such a nasty slut.
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01-31-2011, 08:41 PM
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#209
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Saya: Pfft, you think you can just walk right in and I'd be waiting with open legs? You think you can compare with an epic threesome? Hey, get back here Versus!
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01-31-2011, 08:43 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
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But we're CUDDLING!
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01-31-2011, 08:44 PM
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#211
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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You didn't act it out! Jesus, Vin, get with it!
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01-31-2011, 08:45 PM
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#212
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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*Kontan plants a smokin' kiss on Saya. Her heart flutters and righteous rage courses through her veins. A brief moment of shock and she punches Kontan in the mouth. HARD.*
Kontan: ...God damn. I didn't know you cared.
*Saya arcs for another slap as Kontan catches her wrist in his hand. Kontan kneels down in front of Saya and looks up at her with big brown bambi eyes. Kontan kisses Saya's juicy pussy deeply. She has mixed feelings. Part revulsion and part pleasure. Her body shudders but she throws up in her mouth a bit. She takes in a few more licks before kneeing him in the side of the head.*
Kontan: Keep doing this and I WILL LOVE YOU. My GOD! How do you know how to touch me so well, Saya?!
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01-31-2011, 09:00 PM
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#213
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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*Saya snarls impatiently, and turns to Vin and Versus*
Saya: You two, don't move.
*Grabs handcuffs out of her magical bag of toys, grabs Kontan by the hair and drags him to the radiator that totally was in the room the whole time. She slaps the handcuffs on his wrist and punches him again for good measure. As he lays there wimpering, she stamps on his back violently.*
Saya: If you're a good boy and let the grown ups finish what they started, then maybe, maybe, you can play with us once I'm finished what I started. But no one, no one interrupts me just as Solumina and I are about to perform the coup de grace on Versus, you understand me? Its going to be magical and you're not going to interfere...not until I let you.
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01-31-2011, 09:00 PM
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#214
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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Kontan: Oh, mark my words, sugarass... magical will only be the tip of this iceburg. Do me a favor and make it fucking hurt.
*kontan winks at Saya. She is vexed but still fluttering in the stomach. Her dom bearing wont let Kontan know. It makes him ache in anticipation even more*
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01-31-2011, 09:02 PM
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#215
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Oh, I'm admittedly shit at writing this stuff. Sex is so fucking zen for me its beyond words.
That and I'm just too enamoured with Versus right now XD Dude is a whole foot shorter than me!
ETA: Motherfucker, don't change your whole post, you're making me look like I'm talking to myself.
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01-31-2011, 09:05 PM
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#216
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
That and I'm just too enamoured with Versus right now XD Dude is a whole foot shorter than me!
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I have a weakness for tall women. That's funny.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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01-31-2011, 09:06 PM
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#217
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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What a crazy random happenstance! I totally dig shorter men. I also dig blondes but I've had my fill, Kontan can wait 
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01-31-2011, 09:08 PM
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#218
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
Oh, I'm admittedly shit at writing this stuff. Sex is so fucking zen for me its beyond words.
That and I'm just too enamoured with Versus right now XD Dude is a whole foot shorter than me!
ETA: Motherfucker, don't change your whole post, you're making me look like I'm talking to myself.
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You're just going to make me hotter by fucking him in front of me. Saya, it's too bad you live in Newfoundland.
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01-31-2011, 09:11 PM
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#219
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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I know right? And I almost moved to Nova Scotia. Tragic.
But excuse me, we were having a moment.
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01-31-2011, 09:13 PM
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#220
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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Good. I need you to please me. You're doing everything right.
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02-01-2011, 12:11 AM
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#221
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Can't people just make love?
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02-01-2011, 12:50 AM
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#222
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Is there ANYONE on Gnet you honestly want to make love to, without dick-slapping just a little bit?
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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02-01-2011, 12:59 AM
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#223
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
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I LOVE what's going on in here. 
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02-01-2011, 01:03 AM
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#224
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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You & me, MissCheyenne. We make shit happen. We should totally troll together some time.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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02-01-2011, 01:04 AM
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#225
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
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Oh, yeah, we should. With a little practice, I'm sure I could troll like a champ. Now.......I'm thinking it's time for a change of scenery......
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