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02-10-2009, 11:42 AM
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#76
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Heaven and Earth
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Originally Posted by jack_the_knife
How did you know that I like Donkeys?
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Hm. Reminds me of Clerks 2.
*shudders*
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02-10-2009, 12:41 PM
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#77
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Originally Posted by Albert Mond
I like the way you say that as if it had impact on you and you're tackily trying to hide it.
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Hahaha, let's kiss.
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02-10-2009, 05:32 PM
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#78
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Between firing synapses
Posts: 350
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Originally Posted by All Shall Be Judged
'Ello, Guv'na! Oi'm a pretentious tool, oi am, oi am! Chitty chitty bang bang, time for tea, wot? Oi'll be buggerin' off about now, can't take the lift, Oi'l 'ave to mount the apples an pears so oi can get me some uncle fred and johnny rutter, eh? Sorry bout the harsh words, lad's, oi can't help but be a pompous prick now and again, eh wot?
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Yes, it's quite understandable. Enjoy your tea.
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02-11-2009, 12:23 PM
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#79
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Join Date: Dec 2008
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The British blame their personal shortcomings a punk rock music movement before making obscure statements about said movement's ability to mount the "apple and pears"? Perhaps you should study their words; they seem to be cloaked in somewhat baffling, subtle, but undoubtedly deep, metaphor. Still everyone knows Americans are too vulgar-minded, poorly educated, and full of Big Mac and "soda" to possess the mental rigour that such a task would entail.
Actually, on a second look, perhaps I misread what appeared to be musical allusions - it's possible you genuinely tried to do a cockney impression, but failed so utterly that you merely ended up sounding like a Dick van Dyke / drunken Irishman hybrid. Oh well - same applies. 
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02-11-2009, 03:33 PM
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#80
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: prosper
Posts: 74
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god im hot
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02-11-2009, 03:41 PM
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#81
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Originally Posted by Tam Li Hua
Hm. Reminds me of Clerks 2.
*shudders*
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Hey, Clerks 2 is great.
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02-11-2009, 04:28 PM
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#82
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,311
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i think Tam is shuddering because she was suddenly reminded of Kinky Kelly.
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02-11-2009, 04:37 PM
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#83
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
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Kinky Kelly was a big "WTF", I was expecting a hot babe. Like he said, though, Kelly can be a guys' name, too.
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02-11-2009, 11:25 PM
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#84
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Between firing synapses
Posts: 350
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Originally Posted by All Shall Be Judged
The British blame their personal shortcomings a punk rock music movement before making obscure statements about said movement's ability to mount the "apple and pears"?
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It's called "cockney." Surely you've heard of it? You must be an upper-class Brit; I'd love to do an impression, but that's a bit harder...
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Perhaps you should study their words; they seem to be cloaked in somewhat baffling, subtle, but undoubtedly deep, metaphor. Still everyone knows Americans are too vulgar-minded, poorly educated, and full of Big Mac and "soda" to possess the mental rigour that such a task would entail.
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Ah, spared me the trouble. Many thanks.
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Actually, on a second look, perhaps I misread what appeared to be musical allusions - it's possible you genuinely tried to do a cockney impression, but failed so utterly that you merely ended up sounding like a Dick van Dyke / drunken Irishman hybrid. Oh well - same applies.
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I'm sorry, I couldn't understand this paragraph through your teeth. Perhaps this is what you were trying to say?
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02-12-2009, 04:10 AM
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#85
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
Hahaha, let's kiss.
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What?! Are you MAD? This is Gothic.net. We're too dark and socially awkward to engage in physical contact!
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02-12-2009, 09:49 AM
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#86
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Blackwater, I like you.
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02-12-2009, 10:25 AM
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#87
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 265
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Originally Posted by blackwater1110
It's called "cockney." Surely you've heard of it? You must be an upper-class Brit; I'd love to do an impression, but that's a bit harder...
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I do apologise for the confusion - I forgot that in the US, only a small hadful of privileged kids know how to read, and consequently assume anyone who laughs at their terrible mockney must be upper-class. I'll be more understanding of your cultural handicap next time. However, should you attempt to do an upper-class Brit impression, my good intentions will probably drown in a sea of mirth.
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02-12-2009, 12:33 PM
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#88
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Between firing synapses
Posts: 350
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
Blackwater, I like you.
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Originally Posted by All Shall Be Judged's mother
My husband and I were thinking of having a child, but I had my concerns since his British genetics leave something to be desired. So I secretly ordered a prime specimen through blackwater's gold program, and the results speak for themselves!
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02-12-2009, 12:41 PM
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#89
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 265
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Just reading that post took me to the Hell of intellectual poverty.
However being a deity, I was untouched by My dumbed down surroundings, and continued to beam forth the light of salvation. It's good to be me.
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02-12-2009, 01:54 PM
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#90
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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The question is, can the Judge compare to Miranda Priestly?
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02-12-2009, 01:59 PM
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#91
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 265
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Originally Posted by Sir Canvas Corpsey
The question is, can the Judge compare to Miranda Priestly?
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The Judge has to google her, because she is innocent when it comes to crappy lit; a pure soul.
After spending mere seconds reading up on her, the Judge can state with confidence that she would ruin Miranda Priestly's shit in a battle of wits, shoes, or any other implement you care to suggest.
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02-12-2009, 02:05 PM
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#92
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
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Well if that's the case, then the Judge has my support but so does dear Miranda. It is kind of a crappy text in a sense but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy it and the movie.
I need to work on my confidence so I can look in a mirror and say: God, I'm okay looking.. XD
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02-12-2009, 02:10 PM
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#93
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 265
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Originally Posted by Sir Canvas Corpsey
Well if that's the case, then the Judge has my support but so does dear Miranda.
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RUINT IT!
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Originally Posted by Sir Canvas Corpsey
It is kind of a crappy text in a sense but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy it and the movie.
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Enjoy whatever you please - the Judge appreciates diversity.
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Originally Posted by Sir Canvas Corpsey
I need to work on my confidence so I can look in a mirror and say: God, I'm okay looking.. XD
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Following the Judge shall both beautify and beatify you.
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02-12-2009, 02:14 PM
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#94
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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I look good as well..
Fuck sleepiness.
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add me on
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02-12-2009, 04:25 PM
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#95
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
Posts: 4,374
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I try to keep a nice tan going.
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I Like Cheese!
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