The Gnet Ministry of culture

[Despanan]

Under the new Regime, Occupied Gothic.net must encourage the arts in it's slaves *couch* citizens.

Therefore every Gnetter is required to compose hymms to the greatness of Gnet and it's GLORIOUS leader.

I'll start, A Haiku:

Despanan sure is
Great, His manly chin is sure
to deflower us

[MissCheyenne]

G.Net makes my heart sing,
Like the glorious sound of a bird shitting,
From on high,
Powerful,
Raw,
I march to the beat of its heart,
One love,
One world,
ONE G.NET.

[Despanan]

My Gnet brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge

My Gnet brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge

I know you want it
The thing that makes me
What the guys go crazy for
They lose their minds
The way I whine
I think it's time

La,La,La,La,La
Write it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boards are waiting
La,La,La,La,La
Post it up
La,La,La,La,La
The Webs are waiting

My Gnet brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

My Gnet brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

I see you're on it
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these Webs
It can't be bought
Just know things get caught
Watch if you're smart

La,La,La,La,La
Write it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boards are waiting
La,La,La,La,La,
Post it up
La,La,La,La,La
The Nets are waiting

My Gnet brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

My Gnet brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

Oh, once you get involved
Everyone will look this way, so
You must maintain your charm
same time maintain your HORNS
Just get the perfect blend
Plus what you have within
Then next their minds are toast
Then he's picked up your post

La,La,La,La,La
Write it up
La,La,La,La,La
The Boards are waiting
La,La,La,La,La
Post it up
La,La,La,La,La
The Webs are waiting

My Gnet brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

My Gnet brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

[vindicatedxjin]

A mighty fortress is GNET...

A bulwark never faillllingg...

our helper he amid the flood

of mortal ills prevaling.

For still our ancient foe

doth seek to work us woe;

his craft and power are great,

and armed with cruel hate,

on earth is not his equal

[Despanan]

Let morning shine on the silver and gold of this land,

Three thousand leagues packed with natural wealth.

My beautiful fatherland.

The glory of a wise people

Brought up in a culture brilliant

With a history over 9000!!! years long.

Let us devote our bodies and minds

To supporting this Gnet forever.


The firm will, bonded with truth,

Nest for the spirit of labour,

Embracing the atmosphere of Whining,

Will go forth to all the internets.

The forum established by the will of the people,

Breasting the raging flames with soaring strength.

Let us glorify forever this Gnet,

Limitlessly rich and strong.

And also Despanan is Awesome. Get him a few more hookers and a SIIIILLLLLYYYY HAAAAATTTTT!

[Ben Lahnger]

There once was a forum named Gnet
whose raison d'etre was offset
by an influx of noobs
decrying posts by some boobs;
it's like being fucked in a cabriolet.