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07-16-2007, 03:30 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Cumbria, United Kingdom
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I once set the carpet on fire, and I set about 5sq meters of my mum's field on fire 
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Pie Jesu domine..... Donna eis requiem - *thwack*
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07-16-2007, 03:35 PM
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#52
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: a russian, vienna-educated, living in the Netherlands. beat that.
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I once set the carpet on fire, and I set about 5sq meters of my mum's field on fire |
Wow way to go! Almost as good as one particular fire-obsessed class mate of mine from russia....he managed to set the school director's desk on fire when left alone in the office for less than 5 min.
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07-16-2007, 04:51 PM
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#53
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Brizzle, baby!
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I had a chemistry teacher who set the lab ceiling on fire in our very first lesson. He ran a pipe from a gas tap into a bowl of soapy water, and lit the resulting bubbles. He also once set a particular substance (the name of which escapes me) on fire, and we had to evacuate the classroom. It was producing noxious fumes, and (as he, at that moment discovered) he had emptied the fire extinguisher by spraying pupils during lessons. His contract was terminated after that first year.
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07-17-2007, 12:33 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
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How are you feeling about that, Tha Duckman?
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07-17-2007, 01:12 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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... About what?
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07-18-2007, 05:32 PM
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#56
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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About feeling horny.
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07-18-2007, 06:06 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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Rather hot, actually.
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07-18-2007, 06:46 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
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Oh noes, run for cover, a hot ducky.
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08-23-2007, 09:24 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
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Will Tha Duckman continue his greatness and keep posting great threads?
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08-23-2007, 10:44 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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Always.
Because it annoys people.
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08-23-2007, 09:08 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
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He better keeps posting crazy threads. What else is going to distract us all from work, school, and devilish siblings?
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At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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08-23-2007, 09:12 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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I liked to go into the bathrooms at said places and masturbate.
Of course, I had to stop masturbating inside devilish siblings. That just got weird.
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08-23-2007, 09:19 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
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That does sound rather wrong, yet slightly intriguing in some sick sense of the word. I've never really understood the thrill of having sex at work or on an airplane. School I can totally understand, but and airplane!?
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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08-23-2007, 09:28 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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It's the mile high club thing. Just so you can say "I can have sex in a real small space."
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08-23-2007, 09:35 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
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Still don't get it. Must be a guy fantasy. Now taxis and limos . . .
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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08-23-2007, 09:37 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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I did it once on the counter by the till after the place I was working in closed up for the night.
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08-23-2007, 10:27 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: In between the gods of time
Posts: 1,334
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To the somethingness
Which prevents the nothingness
Like Homer's wild boar
From trashing this way and that
Its white tusks
Through human beings
Like crackling stalks
And to nothing less
I offer this suffering of my father
"The Offering" - Stan Rice
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08-24-2007, 09:46 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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With my boss.
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08-24-2007, 09:45 PM
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#69
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
I liked to go into the bathrooms at said places and masturbate.
Of course, I had to stop masturbating inside devilish siblings. That just got weird.
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Why does a man like you masterbate?
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08-24-2007, 09:58 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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I don't get laid very often.
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08-24-2007, 10:04 PM
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#71
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: In between the gods of time
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masturbating should be encouraged!
Everyone! Masturbate to porn PLZ stop ****** da children T__T
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To the somethingness
Which prevents the nothingness
Like Homer's wild boar
From trashing this way and that
Its white tusks
Through human beings
Like crackling stalks
And to nothing less
I offer this suffering of my father
"The Offering" - Stan Rice
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08-24-2007, 10:07 PM
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#72
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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My new favourite thing to masturbate to is pictures of MollyMac.
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08-24-2007, 10:08 PM
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#73
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: In between the gods of time
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thank you for sharing >_>
isn she too young for you???
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To the somethingness
Which prevents the nothingness
Like Homer's wild boar
From trashing this way and that
Its white tusks
Through human beings
Like crackling stalks
And to nothing less
I offer this suffering of my father
"The Offering" - Stan Rice
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08-24-2007, 10:10 PM
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#74
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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I made an exception because she's a babe.
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08-25-2007, 12:22 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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My new favourite thing to masturbate to is pictures of MollyMac.
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She gives you pictures of her or something?
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