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08-06-2011, 07:46 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
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"Do you have a wheelchair?"
"My granddaughter broke her collarbone."
This is fucking happening right now. I have guests who asked me four times if I had a wheelchair because some girl broke her collarbone and it's in a sling.
Apparently she doesn't walk using her legs, she sort of slithers on her chest in order to get around.
Then they had some bitch grandma come up and TELL me that I was refusing them wheelchairs like I said we didn't have any just because I hated her face and she legit reached down and took my office chair to wheel her bitch-ass drama queen granddaughter up to her room.
Do they not realize what the fuck they are saying right now?
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08-06-2011, 08:48 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
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You should offer a free of charge therapy service that involves punching mentally challenged customers in the face really fucking hard until they stop being 'tards.
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08-06-2011, 10:50 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
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I have fortunately never broken or sprained anything in my body, in fact at the moment I cannot find any scars anywhere, despite having at different points of my life having numerous definite scar creating wounds. My body seems to have an excellent capacity for regeneration.
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"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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08-07-2011, 02:28 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Renatus
I have fortunately never broken or sprained anything in my body, in fact at the moment I cannot find any scars anywhere, despite having at different points of my life having numerous definite scar creating wounds. My body seems to have an excellent capacity for regeneration.
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You're like a time lord, or a starfish.
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08-07-2011, 02:52 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pineapple_Juice
You're like a time lord, or a starfish.
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Now just to find where my Tardis is without looking like a madman.
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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08-07-2011, 07:31 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
Posts: 2,277
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I agree with Jack. "Therapy" seems a viable option at this point in the communication flow.
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08-08-2011, 03:58 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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You should hire Jack, who would be on call, so you could dial him up and have him run in when you have an asshole like this. Jack would act like a raving homeless person who just seems to randomly come in and punch the shit out of such idiots, then run off. When the cops came, you would say, "Never seen him before. It all happened so fast, I don't really remember what he looked like."
Of course, Jack would have to move ... er, um, well, this is where that plan falls apart.
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the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
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08-08-2011, 06:56 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
Posts: 2,277
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I say hire a bouncer to kick the arses out on their... arses?
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Forget me not, since I remain around.
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08-08-2011, 08:21 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: under the kitchen sink
Posts: 386
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When I broke my collarbone, the hospital I went to insisted I use a wheelchair. I actually stood in hallway arguing with them, telling them to use their wheelchair on the guy who obviously had a knife wound in his gut and to take him over me, but it was an argument I lost.
Hospitals are weird places, man.
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10-13-2011, 06:43 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: in my house
Posts: 9
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ppl are fooked up dude if there is one thing i know its this if they want a fookin wheel chair tell um to go to the local army hospital coz some of my old army mates dont have any legs but shit would they shit as hell never sit in there fookin chairs fuckers had metal legs one guy has carbon fibre spring legs that little shit can run even faster than me why is it that some tard cant work out that if your legs aint broke then you just might wana use um just tell um to use the wheels off the trailer they where born in lmao
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