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Old 01-22-2006, 07:11 AM   #1026
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hmm... well I'm not much experienced in this area. I've only ever been with 1 person.

And my only reason for ever getting to that point was so I could get exhausted and fall asleep, because otherwise i'm up most the night due to insomnia... So I don't really know what to enjoy...

Can you believe my psychiatrist was readin this "20 ways to sleep book"
and he looks me dead in the eye when he gets to the last one and says "Sex, when physically and emotionally exhausted"

So I told my gf, and uhh yeah... it was physically and emotionally exhausting I guess... cause after that I can definately sleep.

But alas, we are no longer together and I have many sleepless nights... someone help?
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Old 01-22-2006, 09:20 AM   #1027
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I have many sleepless nights... someone help?
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Old 01-22-2006, 10:37 AM   #1028
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Ja, Ja, I likes the top as well. It's not the grinding (Yes, it is). It's also the "flutter". It's constricting and releasing your muscles (Chest, upper or lower abs- or all at the same time) so quickly that they vibrate.

Long story short, many of the historic tenets of having a belly dancer at the wedding was not so much to turn the groom on, but to train the virgin wife in the moves and art of sex.
Uh, one word honey.

KEGELS

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Old 01-22-2006, 12:10 PM   #1029
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Meet me friend Rosy..



Courtesy of ratemypalm.com ... Rosy scored a 8.65 amid comments of "Hey, she looks familiar somehow ..."



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Oy, got those down. They're sneaky. Your body shows no movement if you do them correctly. You can actually control a "ripple" with them. Your man will get the cutest perplexed look on his face.

I am now working on perfecting my "Ping-Pong Ball" trick.
I heard about a girl once who could pick up a dollar and make change. Is this anything like that? :P
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Old 01-22-2006, 12:21 PM   #1030
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Oy, got those down. They're sneaky. Your body shows no movement if you do them correctly. You can actually control a "ripple" with them. Your man will get the cutest perplexed look on his face.

I am now working on perfecting my "Ping-Pong Ball" trick.
*grabs pen and paper*

Ping-Pong Ball trick??
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Old 01-22-2006, 12:36 PM   #1031
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Yes, please do tell!
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Old 01-22-2006, 12:54 PM   #1032
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But can you make change? LMAO!
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Old 01-22-2006, 01:03 PM   #1033
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I've got a golf picture this brings to mind ... I can't possibly post it here, but let me just suggest that you can imagine what manner of putting aid a naked woman can put on the green! Heh heh heh!
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Old 01-22-2006, 01:10 PM   #1034
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Shoot if some is able to do that I might consider being a prize myself. lmfao
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Old 01-22-2006, 01:10 PM   #1035
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By the way, men can benefit from doing kegels regularly too.
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Old 01-22-2006, 01:13 PM   #1036
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Old 01-22-2006, 01:29 PM   #1037
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Yes, you do. It's basically strengthening the same muscle ... only for a man it increases his ... er ... "stamina" ... as well as greatly enhancing the intensity of climax. I cannot stress that enough ... it GREATLY enhances the intensity of climax!

And there's the little matter of increasing the force and distance of ... um ... "propulsion" ... em, heh heh heh!

Although that last thing might not be a positive in some instances.
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Old 01-22-2006, 01:38 PM   #1038
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This reminds me of a "pea shooter" trick.
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Old 01-22-2006, 01:39 PM   #1039
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*flips towel over shoulder*

Where's the line start?
*Grabs Wet Suit & Mining Helmet*

LOL

I just asked Manimal to exsplain it to me..

I thought it was a Butt Sex thing..

Who knew?

Ok, so who is going to measure distance err shot?

I vote Xnguela since she isn't here to defend herself against the Nomination..

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Old 01-22-2006, 01:42 PM   #1040
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Interior Squirrel, now thats something you don't hear every day.
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Old 01-22-2006, 01:53 PM   #1041
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Interior squirrel, eh? And where does it look for nuts?

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Sorry, the line was too easy and it was just lying there ... calling to me!
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Old 01-22-2006, 01:58 PM   #1042
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I'll bet I could make an educated geuss on that one Ben......
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Old 01-22-2006, 04:16 PM   #1043
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hehe... I think I'll pass O_O

I'd rather play World of Warcraft =P
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Old 01-22-2006, 04:47 PM   #1044
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Here's a question, What are your views on celibacy?
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Old 01-22-2006, 05:11 PM   #1045
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Here's a question, What are your views on celibacy?
It meaning (an unmarried status) I'm fine with it right now, then again... I am only 19

It meaning (abstinence) =shrugs= I went 18 years without having the knowledge as to what that was like. Afterwards I feel since I went 18 years without it, I could go about the same time if not longer if it had to happen... Then again so far I've been fueled by the want to sleep rather than the want of passion/love and the like.
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Old 01-22-2006, 05:27 PM   #1046
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Ah, it meaning abstinence in this case, I would die, being myself. Alough some of my friends take that route, many would rather not. Its quite a topic though, because mainly, it relies on the ethical background of the person, or the religion of them.
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Old 01-22-2006, 05:54 PM   #1047
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I personally respect the choice to remain celibate. Whatever personal belief system may be involved in that decision doesn't matter to me. I'll respect it either way as it is everyone's right to choose what is good for themselves.

I couldn't do it. I am a sinner and proud of it.. *winks seductively*

My moral stance on it, personally, is that as long as two people truly care for eachother and are pursuing more than a passing relationship, marriage isn't necesary before performing the deed.

I've indulged in one or two one night stands in my book and it didn't work for me. I find that I need to at least care about a person, otherwise I don't get any pleasure out of it, or at least not as much of it. Although, it could be a coincidence. Maybe my two one night stands were just horrible lays... I don't think there is anything wrong with having a purely sexual relationship with a person as long as you both are on the same page and one side isn't in the dark about the other's intentions.

I do think, however, that if one night stands and relationships solely based on sex is all one has had for a long period of time, it might be time to do some soulsearching as to why that might be.

My ending statement is: I love sex and couldn't give it up at this point. I am limping today and am hoping to not be able to walk without a crutch tomorrow...
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Old 01-22-2006, 06:14 PM   #1048
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Ok can someone tell me what kegels is and if it cant be posted here please pm me and let me know!!
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Old 01-22-2006, 06:23 PM   #1049
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Ok can someone tell me what kegels is and if it cant be posted here please pm me and let me know!!
If you go to google and search for kegels, the first page that pops up is pretty informative on the subject. I'm sure there are better sites but this will give you the basics.
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Old 01-22-2006, 06:48 PM   #1050
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Thank you every one for the kind words. You know I'd love to perform on film or in person for any of you lovelies if I got permission from the goddess.

Hmmmmmm... kegels. I've done them in the past but never with any kind of regularity. I don't really have a problem with stamina or control but I'm curious about the "shooting" aspect. I mean how cool would it be to be recieving pleasure, get right up to the moment of climax, frantically jump back a few paces, and then spray her from across the room! SHAZAM!!

Celibacy... yawn. I'm not even sure if I can spell it right and I'm sure I could never practice it with any kind of success. Why bother? If you're of age (keypoint there kids) and you have a safe, willing partner, then I say go for it! I mean really - what exactly are you gaining by not having sex? I suppose if you have a specific health or religious reason than I can respect that but if you're not doing it "just because"... c'mon now... you're going to regret it later.

Bear in mind the above does not apply to the underaged. If are not of age, my official advice is to remain inactive until you turn legal. Then you can be safe, pick your parters carefully, and fuck them till you hurt.
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