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04-12-2009, 12:05 PM
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#101
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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Clit? Stopping making words up young lady, haha.
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04-12-2009, 12:13 PM
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#102
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
Why can't it be both?
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Because a stranger generally isn't given with the dominant hand...?
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04-12-2009, 12:17 PM
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#103
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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But I'm useless with my right hand.
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04-12-2009, 12:41 PM
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#104
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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I didn't know that kind of thing had a name. It doesn't work for me I know that much. Though to be fair I don't spend much time using hands either.
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04-12-2009, 12:59 PM
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#105
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 779
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You never feel the Thornyness?
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04-12-2009, 02:07 PM
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#106
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Posts: 1,888
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ZyklonB
You never feel the Thornyness?
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I think I love you. Want to make man-babies?
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04-12-2009, 02:50 PM
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#107
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Speaking of sex, I just had sex about two minutes ago.
It was incredible.
I love sex so much.
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04-12-2009, 03:19 PM
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#108
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ZyklonB
You never feel the Thornyness?
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Not nearly as often as you would think, for someone who has gone without for as long as I have.
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04-12-2009, 03:19 PM
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#109
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: northeast us
Posts: 887
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After nearly two years of no sex, sex happens.
Not with the person I have a monstrous crush on, but it was still fun.
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04-12-2009, 08:50 PM
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#110
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Inside Eva O's uterus...
Posts: 364
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I've never had sex. I've never had a girlfriend. According to teenage standards I have failed as an adolescent.
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04-12-2009, 08:57 PM
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#111
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 779
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Naw you haven't. You'll find someone eventually. How old are you anyways?
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04-12-2009, 09:03 PM
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#112
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Inside Eva O's uterus...
Posts: 364
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ZyklonB
Naw you haven't. You'll find someone eventually. How old are you anyways?
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17, as of this February. I've yet to experience my first kiss. I feel so sad talking about it. I don't get no love. B-o-o-h-o-o.
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04-12-2009, 09:18 PM
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#113
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 779
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Gah, your still so young. Your only a year younger than me. Go out, have fun, and don't worry about it. I've found, at least for me, that things happen naturally, I don't really go looking for love. If it happens, it happens, if not I'm fine because I know there's still plenty of time left for me. Just be happy. Being single is a great thing in it's own right, you'll get some sort of experience when it comes your way.
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04-12-2009, 09:26 PM
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#114
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: London, UK
Posts: 2,065
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RozzVanian
17, as of this February. I've yet to experience my first kiss. I feel so sad talking about it. I don't get no love. B-o-o-h-o-o.
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I know plenty of people your age and older who haven't experienced all that yet. It's a myth that everyone fucks like bonobos the second they enter adolescence, and those that do often end up with a nice long list of regrets.
Focus on making yourself happy and don't stress about getting a girlfriend, and you'll probably find that someone walks right into your life when you least expect it.
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04-12-2009, 09:27 PM
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#115
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Inside Eva O's uterus...
Posts: 364
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Thanks, Cicero. Very wise words indeed.
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04-12-2009, 11:07 PM
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#116
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cicero
fucks like bonobos
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Ahahahahaha. XD
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04-12-2009, 11:40 PM
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#117
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: US
Posts: 62
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RozzVanian
17, as of this February. I've yet to experience my first kiss. I feel so sad talking about it. I don't get no love. B-o-o-h-o-o.
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Hey dude, don't feel bad. I'm almost 18 (in a couple months) I haven't either, you'll find someone to share it with. I'm waiting for my someone =) (my boyfriend is far away..) Its all about the right time and the right person.
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04-12-2009, 11:40 PM
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#118
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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you're not alone Kor, that bit made me giggle too
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04-12-2009, 11:50 PM
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#119
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In Antarctica with the Penguins
Posts: 1,521
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
My first relationship, everytime without fail: *hump hump hump blows load* "Did you come?" "No." "Oh, sorry." *hump hump hump....limp* "Whoops."
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I'm sorry :[
If you'd ever like a different experience... I can guarantee you at lest one time, unless your a girl who can't get off, because at the very least oral generally doesn't fail...
*hump hump hump hump, girl orgasms* "Can I yet?" girl: "No" *hump hump hump, girl orgasms, blows load* "Give me 2 minutes" *hump hump hump hump, blows load, hump hump hump, girl orgasms* girl: "Whew..." *cuddles and falls asleep with a hard on*
I don't know why, but the damn thing never wants to stay down when I have a female counterpart in a room alone... even if I wasn't planning on doing anything.
Also if you noticed the first line... I kind of find myself having no dominance with the women in bed... no idea why... Then I realize what's going on and ask them to get on all 4s... hah... >_> Sorry if that's TMI. Figured since it was the sex thread maybe it won't matter... O_o
As for the last time I've had sex... tomorrow. ;] haha
[b]RozzVanian[b] - Don't worry man, I lost my virginity at 18 and never had a girlfriend 'til 17... I know people at 22 who are still virgins... and aren't trying to save it.
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04-12-2009, 11:58 PM
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#120
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In Antarctica with the Penguins
Posts: 1,521
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forgot the /b for closing the bold tag.... fail.
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04-13-2009, 12:52 AM
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#121
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Prepare for a "shocking surprise"! I still haven't gotten past 2nd base, I'm not using pick-up lines just being nice, and still can't get some. Fuck this, I'm going to a brothel, one of the few things Nevada is good for.
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04-13-2009, 12:56 AM
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#122
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Duane
Prepare for a "shocking surprise"! I still haven't gotten past 2nd base, I'm not using pick-up lines just being nice, and still can't get some. Fuck this, I'm going to a brothel, one of the few things Nevada is good for.
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That's almost as shocking as Optie and his damn Sharpie.
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04-13-2009, 01:30 AM
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#123
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Athens, GA
Posts: 1,696
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I didn't get my first boyfriend or kiss until I was 17, and I had to meet a guy online who lived in Virginia to get even that far. Then, after that ended after 3 weeks I didn't get any other kind of affection for another two years. I lost my virginity a week after hitting 20. After entering college the longest I have gone without anything is a few months, which is recent. At this point it looks like I am about due for hooking up with someone (but it's never for sex). Don't know who it'll be yet, if it ever comes.
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04-13-2009, 03:51 AM
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#124
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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Aaaand I've still passed most of you on the dating score. Never had a boyfriend, never been on a date. And I'm 27 this year. Lost my virginity at 18 , had sex again at 20 .Both one night stands on holiday, and since then nowt. Even when I was lighter than I am now and didn't mind being touched, nothing.
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04-13-2009, 05:06 AM
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#125
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr E Nigma
Also if you noticed the first line... I kind of find myself having no dominance with the women in bed... no idea why... Then I realize what's going on and ask them to get on all 4s... hah... >_> Sorry if that's TMI. Figured since it was the sex thread maybe it won't matter... O_o
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TMI: You wouldn't have to ask, doggy style is my favourite position ^_^
Rozz: To add to the list of people who were older when they kissed/lost their virginity, I never did either until I was 20. Ah, that was a good year.
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