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10-24-2009, 01:57 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Compton
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children are okay, you just gotta hit them and as long as you spend more money on them than the government sends they can be a great source of money
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10-24-2009, 07:57 PM
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#277
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
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HAhahhahahhaahhah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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rubber band balls
Bring Kontan Back
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10-24-2009, 08:10 PM
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#278
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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If I had kids I would make them steal for me, like in that Charles Dickens novel I never read.
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Kill your idol. Come on, jump into the void!
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10-25-2009, 01:56 AM
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#279
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Compton
Posts: 258
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Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin
HAhahhahahhaahhah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aren't you fat?
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10-25-2009, 05:03 AM
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#280
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
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Yay, Lakitas back.
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Avoid all needle drugs - The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
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10-25-2009, 11:24 AM
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#281
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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As she leaves, believe she's stompin, but when she comes back boy... she's comin' straight outta Compton!
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Kill your idol. Come on, jump into the void!
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10-25-2009, 11:32 AM
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#282
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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There is a girl who works in my maze who reminds me of Lakita, she amuses the hell out of me.
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Live a life less ordinary
Live a life extraordinary with me
Live a life less sedentary
Live a life evolutionary with me
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10-25-2009, 11:47 AM
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#283
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 1,274
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Originally Posted by Solumina
There is a girl who works in my maze who reminds me of Lakita, she amuses the hell out of me.
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I work in a 'maze' too. I can relate. No, seriously, I don't know who set the cubicles up where I work, but it looks just like a labyrinth, and the cafeteria is right in the spot where the mice get the cheese (and people wonder why I feel like a lab rat).
But, off to the maze, er slave pit, my peepz. (My rant: Why does the work week always seem sooooo much longer than the weekend? I think there's some inequity going on here. I think I'm going to protest to the universe about this).
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10-25-2009, 04:08 PM
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#284
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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There should be some guy wearing a black hood standing on a raised platform in the midst of all the cubicles with a bull whip, whipping people.
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Kill your idol. Come on, jump into the void!
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10-25-2009, 04:14 PM
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#285
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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If I ever find myself down the road in life working in a cubicle, remind me to off myself.
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
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I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
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10-25-2009, 04:26 PM
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#286
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 1,274
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Originally Posted by PortraitOfSanity
If I ever find myself down the road in life working in a cubicle, remind me to off myself.
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The bad news is, I never used to think Dilbert cartoons were that funny until I got this job. Now they're simply too true to be funny -- but at least I can relate.
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10-25-2009, 04:28 PM
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#287
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 1,274
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Originally Posted by the-nihilist
There should be some guy wearing a black hood standing on a raised platform in the midst of all the cubicles with a bull whip, whipping people.
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Hey, at least that would make my job interesting.
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10-25-2009, 05:39 PM
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#288
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Compton
Posts: 258
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Originally Posted by Still Jack
Yay, Lakitas back.
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you best believe it! ^_^
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Originally Posted by the-nihilist
As she leaves, believe she's stompin, but when she comes back boy... she's comin' straight outta Compton!
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Mmmmmhmmm! i'm bigger, blacker, and flawlessly betta! bitches best be scurred fo'eva!
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10-27-2009, 10:48 PM
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#289
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
Posts: 2,817
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Originally Posted by PortraitOfSanity
If I ever find myself down the road in life working in a cubicle, remind me to off myself.
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I have wanted to work in a cubicle every day since I was six and my granny had one. Not because I want the job that comes with the cubicle-I just want the cubicle.
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10-27-2009, 11:04 PM
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#290
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Georgia
Posts: 286
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i didnt even get a cubicle it was just a cubi-stall i had 3 wals and my ass was haging out in the isle so that everytime the fat ass manager(no shit there was a weight requierment to upper management) she would have a perfect view to look over my shoulder. i know the reason for the white collars who pop and kill everyone. personally i would use explosive rats.
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10-27-2009, 11:08 PM
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#291
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: colorado USA
Posts: 1,254
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personally i would use explosive rats.
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Ooh, Ooh, that is from a movie my man was watching just the other day! Which movie was it? Someone help a girl out?
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10-27-2009, 11:12 PM
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#292
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Georgia
Posts: 286
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
I forgot to mention the biggest plus of all about children:
They are TAX DEDUCTIBLE!
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nice, and think if you start training them early they do all the cleaning. teach them math early and they can balance the chek book like an android, dog , and house maid all in one!!
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10-27-2009, 11:14 PM
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#293
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Georgia
Posts: 286
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Originally Posted by carakitty
Ooh, Ooh, that is from a movie my man was watching just the other day! Which movie was it? Someone help a girl out?
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angelina takes 10 fuckers out before the bullet hits herself very cool and very erotic
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10-27-2009, 11:18 PM
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#294
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 1,274
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Originally Posted by Razeal18
i didnt even get a cubicle it was just a cubi-stall i had 3 wals and my ass was haging out in the isle so that everytime the fat ass manager(no shit there was a weight requierment to upper management) she would have a perfect view to look over my shoulder. i know the reason for the white collars who pop and kill everyone. personally i would use explosive rats.
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Do I know you or something? Seriously!! I think I have the same coworker (or at least her clone). The chick weighs 500 pounds if she weighs an ounce. No, really. I'm always afraid she's going to trip and fall on me and pancake me into the floorboards. No joke. I'm thinking you're right. There IS a weight requirement for middle management. (The last job I had, my manager had to sit on a park bench, because they couldn't find a chair big enough. She actually ate her lunch out of a grocery bag!!! -- and washed it down with 2 liter bottles of soda. Makes you want to go on a starvation diet or swear off food for a year).
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