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11-21-2007, 10:59 PM
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My mother is hilarious
Me: "Hey mom, it's me, your son who you've not seen for three months! Happy thanksgiving! How have you been?"
My mother: "ARE YOU WEARING EYE MAKE UP? OH MY GOD UGGHHHH."
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11-21-2007, 11:23 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: in love
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You should ask her if she has any application tips.
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11-21-2007, 11:23 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: "Under the silence in dreams"
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Hahahaha - how dearer an expression of motherly love could you hope for?
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Alas! Must it ever be so?
Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go,
And fight our own shadows forever? - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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11-21-2007, 11:32 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
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Gotta love the parental units! Just remember that she fed you and washed you dirty underwear for the better part of your existance!
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At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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11-22-2007, 01:20 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: In a place covered in darkness but filled with only good people
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
Me: "Hey mom, it's me, your son who you've not seen for three months! Happy thanksgiving! How have you been?"
My mother: "ARE YOU WEARING EYE MAKE UP? OH MY GOD UGGHHHH."
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That sounds like my Dad, but I see him almost every day. But he says, "Why do you have so much eye make-up on?! Take it off!"
Me: "Um...no."
Besides that, he's usually a great Dad.
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Cheesy joke of the day:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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11-22-2007, 01:46 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Somewhere in this Universe, that's all I'll say.
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Haha. *laughs*
SHe's probably worried your turning into a girl. Take some of her tampons and leave them around in strategic in places in your room.
Funny.
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11-22-2007, 02:41 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Apparently it skips a generation-
My 80 year old grandmother (poking a stud on my pants): You know, I was reading a fashion magazine and I was thinking of dressing as a goth, you know with really dark hair and dark makeup and red lipstick.
My mom: Makes sense, my son has your annoying gene.
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11-22-2007, 03:37 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Calgary AB 0_o
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your family sounds very...interesting...
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11-22-2007, 05:33 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Ottawa, Canada
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Your grandma sounds cool!
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A prank a day keeps the dog leash away - Jello Biafra
I want your skulls! I NEED your skulls! - Misfits
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11-22-2007, 07:00 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: In a place covered in darkness but filled with only good people
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Originally Posted by Breathless Horror
Your grandma sounds cool!
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Yeah, she does. Wish my Granny was like that.
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Cheesy joke of the day:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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11-22-2007, 07:05 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
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My grandmother likes polka music. The thought of which drives me insane.
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Remember, short controlled bursts.
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11-22-2007, 07:14 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: London
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Now now... Gogol Bordello can really make a polka into something strange and fun! Surely you like Gogol Bordello?
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The noblest sentiment I have encountered and the most passionate political statement to stir my heart both belong to a fictional character. Why do we have no politicians as pure in their intent and determinedly joyous in their outlook as Arkady Bogdanov of Red Mars?
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11-22-2007, 07:22 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
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Frankly, I've never heard of it. I never really had the need to explore polka at all.
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11-22-2007, 07:25 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: London
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YOU've never heard of Gogol Bordello? But... but...
Immigrant Gypsy Punks! Song called "Start Wearing Purple"! You should know them. They are goood. They're not even that hard to find, they've been turning up a lot more in the last year.
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The noblest sentiment I have encountered and the most passionate political statement to stir my heart both belong to a fictional character. Why do we have no politicians as pure in their intent and determinedly joyous in their outlook as Arkady Bogdanov of Red Mars?
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11-22-2007, 07:32 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
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If it has to do with punk...........I must check it out!
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11-22-2007, 07:35 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: London
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I'm just amazed you hadn't heard of them. They're great fun.
I'm a believer of music being fun, which is why bands like Common Rider and Mustard Plug also appeal to me. :P Try them, too. MP are ska, and thus cheery as hell, and CR are... pretty laid back. But cool. You need more than anger in your music or you'll end up becoming dead to it.
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The noblest sentiment I have encountered and the most passionate political statement to stir my heart both belong to a fictional character. Why do we have no politicians as pure in their intent and determinedly joyous in their outlook as Arkady Bogdanov of Red Mars?
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11-22-2007, 07:40 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
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True. I've been trying to track down some more Kyuss. I've got Welcome to Sky Valley and that is so good, I swear I've warped the cd. Ska.........................we'll see.
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11-22-2007, 07:46 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
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My aunt tried to get me to put my hair into a ponytail because she didn't like my long hair. She was a bitch about it too.
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“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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11-22-2007, 07:55 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Tennessee
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
Me: "Hey mom, it's me, your son who you've not seen for three months! Happy thanksgiving! How have you been?"
My mother: "ARE YOU WEARING EYE MAKE UP? OH MY GOD UGGHHHH."
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Heh, this is my mother over spring break next year I am afraid. Eh, I'll be nice and 'clean' up for the week.
I was actually ordered not to wear any black to my Aunt's today. >.>
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
Apparently it skips a generation-
My 80 year old grandmother (poking a stud on my pants): You know, I was reading a fashion magazine and I was thinking of dressing as a goth, you know with really dark hair and dark makeup and red lipstick.
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I want your grandmother. Wow, dude. Jsut, wow.. O.o
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How to tell a Goff from a Goth:
Goffs think you have to rip off the wings of a butterfly to show your love.
Goths know that love has already broken the wings of a butterfly on a wheel.
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11-23-2007, 02:55 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: UK
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
Apparently it skips a generation-
My 80 year old grandmother (poking a stud on my pants): You know, I was reading a fashion magazine and I was thinking of dressing as a goth, you know with really dark hair and dark makeup and red lipstick.
My mom: Makes sense, my son has your annoying gene.
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So true, my mum and my great nan think I look excellent. My mum's mum thinks i'm the devil's scum. (hehe! that rhymes!)
Good times.
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11-23-2007, 03:38 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: In the well, with Timmy
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My mum rules, shes a head banger and love all the music i listen to, shes even turned me onto a few kool bands.
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11-23-2007, 06:04 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Mars
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My mom is worried about my apparent 'lack' of religion. She thinks my music is weird and scary. She thinks my clothes all look the same when they're not. She thinks I'm suicidal. She thinks my sister is the proper role model for fashion and pressures me to consult her when I buy clothes.
It's annoying as hell, but I still love her as my mom.
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I'm not a warrior, but who is?
I have never learned to fight for my freedom.
I was only good at enjoying it.
-Oscar Van den Boogaard, Dutch pacifist
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11-23-2007, 07:17 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Doesn't anyone on this site besides like one person have a fairly cool mom?
I get along great with my mom, usually, and she buys me goth presents for my birthday and stuff.
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11-23-2007, 07:19 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In Your Pants, PA.
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My mom CAN be okay....
she is usually alright with how I dress, but then on occasion she will become absolutely insane about it.
She buys me gothy stuff though, which is pretty neat.
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11-23-2007, 07:19 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Plus--your mom's kinda hot.
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