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Originally Posted by *Phoenix
Would the little, retarded, American teen girl who has called herself MrMaelstron return to sucking on cock as she recommends it so, or take her own advice, as she seems to have no other skills or intellect.
I did nothing unjust to you, so you can frankly go commit suicide for all I care.
Best wishes though.
SMILE... bored now.
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If you had really taken the time to lightly browse the forums for a bit before pimping out your shit, you’d look a lot less ridiculous to the eyes of regular board members.
Let me clarify:
If you look closely to your left, you’ll read LUSITÂNIA next to “location”, meaning that I’m Portuguese (England’s oldest military ally), just like you might have typed Albion instead of Englad.
I am therefore, not American. Dumbass...
My nick spells out MrMaelstrom. My grasp of the english language might not be as good as it once might’ve been, but I believe that the title MISTER is usually reserved for men.
I am therefore, not a woman. And how old are you, “woman? Does your age end in “teen”?
Well, does it? Dumbass....
Did you remember to inform anyone that you were pimpimng something akin to RPGs and not (yet) another website where idiots might come to terms with their delusional vampirism?
No. You just came here and called yourself a sanguine, who, for anyone not involved in blood fetishes, sounds just like na elitist way of calling yourself a vampire.
I’d gladly suck dick, were it my sexual inclination. Sadly, it is not. Meaning I won’t be taking you up on your offer.
What I am is a moderator on a board where idiotic trolls come to vent off their frustration.
Did we mistake you for one of those and mistreat you?
Stiff shit! Next time, follow the rules.
You first typed this crap thread out in the General Forum (you know, the one that reads “General questions and meet 'n greet. NEWBIES: Read "For the Newbies" in General, then post in "Introduce yourself here!" in General! And welcome!).
So you have no excuses for not following the rules.
You didn’t introduce yourself to us with any lies you might’ve made up, you used your very 1st post to pimp a site in THE WRONG place, you assumed this to be another site for people in black, whereas we’re really a site dedicated to horror fiction (meaning we’re fucking tired of vampiric dribble from anyone who stumbles onto here, unless your name is Poppy, Rice or fucking Stoker), capisce?
So you see, people other than you can think, look good and lead exceptionally fantastic sex lives without slitting our wrists on account of your suggestion. Something you’d have known already had you taken the time to check me out (as you should’ve, seen as I’m not only an egotistic megalomaniac (look it up) but extremely hot as well. And modest to boot.
You’re welcome to come back anytime in the future, and expect not to be mistreated (if you comply by the rules). Something tells me you won’t. And something also tells me I will not lose any sleep over it.
Now, sod off...
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