This is really serious

[Expecto Sherlock]

Originally Posted by Saya

And HOW do you pick off the mushrooms, hmmmmm? If you can even spot it you'll have to dig your fingers through the cheese.

...this. It is the truth.

That's why I get pepperoni and stick it under the cheese.

I just deathglare the mushroom.

[KissMeDeadly]

Originally Posted by Saya

And HOW do you pick off the mushrooms, hmmmmm? If you can even spot it you'll have to dig your fingers through the cheese.

Why would you do that though? Mushrooms are the best part of the pizza!

[Saya]

The red pepper and avocado are the best parts of the pizza. A scatter shiitake mushroom is fine but some people are far too enthusiastic about it.

[Expecto Sherlock]

Originally Posted by KissMeDeadly

Why would you do that though? Mushrooms are the best part of the pizza!

Moss goes with mushrooms better than mozzarella.

imo.

[KissMeDeadly]

Originally Posted by Expecto Sherlock

Moss goes with mushrooms better than mozzarella.

imo.

So use cheddar.

Nyuck nyuck nyuck.

[Solumina]

The only time toppings don't go on top is when you have a real deep-dish pizza, but those are a whole different thing and are kind of strange.

[vindicatedxjin]

Why isn't there a "cheese under AND on top" selection

[Solumina]

Because all of the cheese should be together in one melty, gooey layer of deliciousness.

[vindicatedxjin]

....Omg....

[Ben Lahnger]

Originally Posted by Saya

Pretending to put toppings under cheese is something I can't even think of joking about.

Originally Posted by Expecto Sherlock

But it would hold them on, yes?

Concocting food in a particular fashion just so it stays put makes no sense ... or does it?!?

I eat my peas with honey
I've done it all my life
It may seem rather funny
But it keeps them on the knife