Must Have Weed!!! - Page 5

Spazik · 09-02-2005, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

Oh yeah? Is she really that small or was she giving you a blowjob while doing it?

I say this because of the angle the pic was taken from.

Sorry Spazik, I only got Hashish, and I left it at home before coming to work....

MMM, my grower buddy gave me some of the old fashioned kind awhile ago, the kind where you rub your hands on the buds while they're still growing then rub your hands together and make a ball. I got fuckin stupid stoned off that shit. My favorite thing though is to get some opium, melt it in a spoon, then roll a ball of hash around in it. Whoa!

AlKilyu · 09-02-2005, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

Er.... Euro-cars?

Which ones? The Ferrari, Porsche, Mercedes-Benz, Opel, Jaguar, Rolls-Royce, Volvo, Maseratti, Lamborghini, Saab, VolksWagen, Alfa Romeo or Audi?

Yes, they'd all fit in the trunk of mine.

And three of these

fit in the glovebox.

MrMaelstrom · 09-04-2005, 11:27 AM

That's my favourite BMW ever. And it's actually in the videoclip for Never Let Me Down Again from Depeche Mode, so I get extra goth points for that :P

AlKilyu · 09-04-2005, 10:02 PM

Yeah but do you shit bats?

Star of Blight · 09-05-2005, 09:25 AM

Or fart cobwebs?

MrMaelstrom · 09-05-2005, 10:46 AM

Yessiree, I most definately do.

Dear lord, is that all I had to reply as a comeback?

Lord, why hast thou forsaken me? Is it the Thor-speak? 'Cause I can drop it...

MrMaelstrom · 09-05-2005, 10:49 AM

So Al, While I roll a big fat one, as not to derail the thread, just what do you drive?

I like Old Studebakers (as in Cobra, the Sly flick) and HD Sportsters and Huggers ('cause I'm small)

Empty_Purple_Stars · 09-05-2005, 10:53 AM

This is what Al drives...

Its friggin HAWT!!!

So Al and his car match perfectly!

MrMaelstrom · 09-05-2005, 10:55 AM

No way! He doesn't drive that, does he?

Looks like a japanese version of a Jaguar to me, but then, that shouldn't bother Al at all :P, should it?

Empty_Purple_Stars · 09-05-2005, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

No way! He doesn't drive that, does he?

Looks like a japanese version of a Jaguar to me, but then, that shouldn't bother Al at all :P, should it?

Yes Way!!

And its WAY too big to be a Jag.

I have heard the Chrysler 300 called a Baby Bentley though, E_E had a great pic of the two side by side, but I dunno where I stashed it..

It IS a sexzie friggin car..And it purrs like a warm kitten..

tekajo · 09-05-2005, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

While we're on the subject of Al's Baby Bentley, now everytime i meet one of those on the road i automatically hear Granny P. in the back of my head say "I'll Kill You". lol. Especially if it's the same colour.

MrMaelstrom · 09-05-2005, 12:13 PM

I still say it's the biggest electric shaver I ever saw

Sorry Al, I couldn't help it. Plus, I pictured you more in an oldsmobile pick-up truck, but that's just me.

I hope to be wealthy enough to buy you a Yugo (DO LOOK IT UP) to show you true european workmanship.... ....or maybe a East German Trabant or a Lada (handles like a russian tank and weighs and drinks about as much).

AlKilyu · 09-05-2005, 09:42 PM

Awe thanks EPS. She was there to help me buy it, and lemmie tell you she knows wtf she is doing. I only wish she'd drive it for a day, as I have offered (and Manimal took me up on) but I want her to have it for a whole day....she's a big part of the reason I have it.

Yeah Mael it's mine. I'd take a pic of me next to it, but my face would ruin the whole pic.

LOL Tek I threw your mix on a CD inbetween "Around the World" and "Freakzoid"! It came on when I was going to lunch with that girl and she was loling before I could explain it. Then she got nervous: "You mean an old lady actually called and threatened you?" Yeah, cool huh?

winged_dreams · 09-05-2005, 10:28 PM

*cries* I just have a Saturn that has 191,000 miles on it. And it's 14 years old.

AlKilyu · 09-05-2005, 11:04 PM

Awe don't be sad! I hear a lot of good things about Saturns, winged!

Besides, it beats a Hyundai!

Star of Blight · 09-05-2005, 11:14 PM

Or a Geo, aka the Rocket Powered Rollerskate.

AlKilyu · 09-05-2005, 11:18 PM

Actually I shouldn't goof on Hyundais, they opened up a plant or two here in the states, the economy appriciates that.

Not Mael's though...his was made elsewhere, with the steeringwheel on the wrong side and all.

Are Daewoos crap, or did they just not find a market in the U.S.?

Bodnoirbabe · 09-06-2005, 12:42 AM

Daewoos are crap. They're like the foreign made Geo's. LOL.

I have a 2005 Dodge Neon i just bought. Not nearly as nice as your new ride, Al, but we can't all be pimps. It gets me from point a to point b, so i can't complain.

MrMaelstrom · 09-06-2005, 02:33 AM

My steering wheel on the wrong side?
What are you talking about?
You think I'm english or something?
I like kinky sex as much as the next man, but to confuse me with the british...

And Yes, Al, my Hyundai's engine was assembled in Japan by Mitsubishi's robots (Mitsubishi engine) and assembled in Korea by Precision, the Hyunday racing division.

...and I really don't mind at all, 'cause when I wanna rip the road up, one of my cousins lends me his '82 Corvette, and if I really want to tear up the wilderness, he's got a jacked-up Chevy Blazer k-6, so I really don't mind my lil' Galloper, besides, my car has the incredible advantage of being driven by ME. :P

I admit, it looks like a Bently with attitude. Congratulations, man. It kicks arse...

Empty_Purple_Stars · 09-06-2005, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Star of Blight

Or a Geo, aka the Rocket Powered Rollerskate.

NO no no no no !

You got it all wrong!

MY Corollla is the ORIGINAL rocket powered rolller skate!!

PLUS I am the only person one with a Roller Skate w/ tires here who has ever been RUN Over by their own car!!

Ha!

Top that!

>.<

MrMaelstrom · 09-06-2005, 10:19 AM

Er....I keep my '91 Santa Cruz skateboard in the back of my 4X4. I just didn't get run over by it, but I got hit by it repeatedly on the chins. Does that count?

Satan's Spawn · 10-12-2005, 06:34 AM

saw this thread and thought, "oh, sounds like me"

good thing is, I've got ½ a g. it's not much, but it'll get me through this essay I'm supposed to write :/ it's called "Voices" and is about this guy with ten personalities. oh well, back to the typing.