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Old 01-04-2009, 05:23 PM   #1
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Gnet's biggest retard.

Yeah, thats me. Its quite a big acheivement actually, because I am more retarded than Unimatrix, maromi, Kontan and ShaDe.
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:27 PM   #2
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When this is yr Mom and this is yr Dad, no wonder you're such a moron.
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:29 PM   #3
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I didn't know your parents liked Britney Spears. Are they also obese?
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:31 PM   #4
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Wow, when fat jokes is the best you can come up with, it's a wonder your parents didn't drown you in the toilet.
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:32 PM   #5
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Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:35 PM   #6
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I wonder how much Necro's mom drank while she was pregnant with him.
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:36 PM   #7
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I dunno, but she's drank a quart of my jizz since then.
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:37 PM   #8
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I'm not a retard!!

I prefered the word 'stupidly stupid.'
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:37 PM   #9
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She doesn't drink. Come up with something original for a change.
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:38 PM   #10
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Who's unoriginal here? I already made a thread about you being a retard.
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:38 PM   #11
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Why should he when you can't... do you even know the meaning of the word, or are you just tossing that around like you do with your shit in the toilet?
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:39 PM   #12
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She doesn't drink. Come up with something original for a change.
Yr Mom doesn't drink?
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:40 PM   #13
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I wonder how much Necro's mom drank while she was pregnant with him.
It's more a question of what. She gave up on her hands-on approach to abortion after Necrophagist fought off a litre of mouthwash and several repetitions of falling stomach-first onto various floors.
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:41 PM   #14
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She's too mentally damaged to swallow. She needs an IV.

It's full of Wild Turkey. And Duckman's jizz.
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:47 PM   #15
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Brad, how does it feel the be overshadowed by your peer, Helpmann?
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:50 PM   #16
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If he's overshadowed by him then it would imply that Helpmann is better, therefore he's not a peer.
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:53 PM   #17
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Oh. Man I'm tired.
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:56 PM   #18
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I'm tired of you.
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Old 01-04-2009, 05:59 PM   #19
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Your attempts at wit would have been amusing, if it wasn't 2:29AM.
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Old 01-04-2009, 06:05 PM   #20
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Your attempts at wit would have been amusing, if it wasn't 2:29AM.
It wasn't 2:29AM, GMT+1 is a shitty timezone so I'm declaring it void.
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Old 01-04-2009, 06:06 PM   #21
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Awww. Is the burn keeping you from sleeping? It's only 5:30 PM where I am and from this vantage I'd say Duane outwits you just about every time.
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Old 01-04-2009, 06:09 PM   #22
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Bah, anyone could outwit Necro.
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Old 01-04-2009, 06:13 PM   #23
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This thread is fucking hysterical.
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Old 01-04-2009, 11:26 PM   #24
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This thread should be stickyed as a plinth of truth amongst other threads that are full of untruths.
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Old 01-04-2009, 11:38 PM   #25
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I just got done watching Cool Hand Luke on TMC. I can't help but feel Necro is kind of like Cool Hand Luke. Nobody can break his spirit no matter how hard the try. The twist is, in this situation nobody likes him and he's retarded.
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