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03-26-2010, 12:16 PM
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Poet trying to encode his masterwork in self-replicating bacterial DNA
Poet trying to encode his masterwork in self-replicating bacterial DNA
http://io9.com/5502288/poet-encodes-...-bacterial-dna
The Roman poet Horace once said of his works that "I have created a monument more lasting than bronze." Well, Canadian poet Christian Bök has pretty much blown Horace away with his plan to encode a poem into bacterial DNA.
The plan is simple enough, if completely insane. Bök hopes to inject a series of nucleotides into the DNA of the bacteria Deinococcus radiodurans that form an intelligible poem, and then, in case that was too easy, he wants the protein the bacteria manufactures to also form a meaningful poem.
Since he only has four characters to work with - the nucleotides adenine, cytosine, guanine, and thymine - he first needs to create an alphabet that substitutes various triplets of nucleotides in the place of the twenty-six letters. In other words, AGT might correspond to "a", while CTG could mean "b", and so on. However, Bök can't just choose the triplets at random, because for all the trillions of possible combinations, only a minuscule fraction will produce amino acids that also yields a workable vocabulary.
Bök is currently using specially designed software to find the optimal arrangement, and only once he's figured that out will he actually write the poem. He has said that he will be somewhat limited in what sort of poetry he can write, and that most likely he will compose something with a "repetitive, incantatory quality."
Once all that's done, it's up to lab technicians to string together the right nucleotides and inject them into Deinococcus radiodurans. It won't be easy and may take several attempts, but the potential legacy of such a project is almost incomprehensible. If Bök's poem nucleotides take hold in Deinococcus radiodurans, there's no reason to think they won't hang around for the lifespan of the species.
And considering there's also no reason to think this strain of bacteria will ever go extinct (or at least last until the Sun destroys the Earth five billion years from now)...well, there's an excellent chance that Bök's poem will eventually be the last evidence of humanity's existence left on planet Earth. I imagine Horace would approve.
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03-26-2010, 01:51 PM
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The irony would be if this bacterium turned malicious and became highly contagious. His work would catch like the plague.
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03-26-2010, 03:39 PM
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Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-26-2010, 06:45 PM
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Yeah seriously is anyone going to inspect this bacterial poetry to see if this particular arrangement of dna is dangerous? Poetry is fine, as long as it doesnt kill all of humanity.
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03-27-2010, 07:23 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Renatus
Yeah seriously is anyone going to inspect this bacterial poetry to see if this particular arrangement of dna is dangerous? Poetry is fine, as long as it doesnt kill all of humanity.
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But that's what poetry is FOR.
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03-30-2010, 03:21 PM
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Neato!
*tooshort*
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03-30-2010, 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Despanan
But that's what poetry is FOR.
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Since when is poetry supposed to be lethal AND contagious?
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03-30-2010, 04:53 PM
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YOU BITCH!!
Ah, fuck it, I enjoyed it. It's not like it's the first time.
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03-30-2010, 04:56 PM
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Hey, it's an example of lethal and contagious poetry.
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04-01-2010, 11:24 AM
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That poem better be an anthem and not some shitty diatribe. That would be rather embarrassing.
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04-03-2010, 07:42 AM
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Since when is poetry supposed to be lethal AND contagious?
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Since this:
http://www.neilgaiman.com/p/Cool_Stu...rls_At_Parties
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