.: Randomness :. - Page 79

Panther · 05-03-2005, 09:27 AM

I don't usually insult my friends, but I can be unendingly sarcastic. When I do insult my friends, it's because we're joking arou and they started it (I swear! i was just reading a book minding my own business!).

Also, I am hungry. And sleepy. But mostly hungry.

punkirony · 05-03-2005, 10:54 AM

Who am I......I'm a walrus.

The Breakfast Club

ice · 05-03-2005, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pitseleh

I promise I won't cry into my ice-cream. :wink:

I can't help it... I'm sorry.. but *SNERK!* :lol:

Panther · 05-03-2005, 04:45 PM

wasn't there a cartoon called the snorks?

Solumina · 05-03-2005, 05:11 PM

Yes!!! Sorry I’m just so happy you remember it, none of my friends or family remember it and I was starting to think it was a figment of my imagination.

Panther · 05-03-2005, 05:25 PM

I've done that.

We had a cable box back when I was little that connected to the tv on a thick black cord and it acted like a remote control. It was huge and heavy.

Nobody remembers it but me. *le sigh*

edible_eye · 05-03-2005, 11:39 PM

just because...

SuicideJade · 05-04-2005, 05:34 AM

we bought fruit...
part of the fruit was graples
fuji apples artificially flavoured with grape...
this has to be the most random invention EVER O_O

creepylittleshit · 05-04-2005, 05:40 AM

You ever have brocoflower? ( I think thats what its called ) it s brocolli and califlower spliced together. It s pretty good.

punkirony · 05-04-2005, 04:47 PM

No. But I had broccoli last night. Yum, yum, green stuff!

MrMaelstrom · 05-04-2005, 05:26 PM

Try just scalding the brocolli on boiling water and serve it with chinese oyster sauce. It's divine.

There I go all gay again...

creepylittleshit · 05-05-2005, 01:32 AM

I currently have a relentless kitty in heat ( who is very much an inbred, so she s kinda out of it to begin with ) rubbing against my leg in a strange attempt to get off. :?

edible_eye · 05-05-2005, 04:13 AM

bestiality rocks. you could always film those sex sessions and sell them for money.

winged_dreams · 05-05-2005, 01:29 PM

My friend's dog was in heat and she kept trying to hump my other friend's leg. It was quite amusing. Ick. No bestiality!!

edible_eye · 05-05-2005, 06:46 PM

wait - you said bestiality was 'amusing' and then you said 'ick'. is that like laughing while some guy vomits and he inadvertantly squirts diarrehea into his shorts?

ickily amusing?

(by the way, i'm just playing here.)

winged_dreams · 05-05-2005, 09:11 PM

I figured. It's one thing to see a little dog hump someone's leg. It's another to see a person start fucking said dog. That's just creepy!! Ick!!!! Ick!!! Ick!! Lots of icks!!! Hehehe.

drgnlvr · 05-08-2005, 05:30 AM

:shock:

T, can I clone you?

edible_eye · 05-08-2005, 05:40 AM

hey, t -

that was beautiful. and the breakfast you made doesn't look too shabby either.

WolfMoon · 05-08-2005, 08:06 AM

Today,

I contemplate Motherhood. I think about the example that I had growing up. I remember the good times when I was very young and mommy was always there, always smiling and we were all one happy family with my siblings. I have alot of memories of my mother smiling when I was very young.Those, to me, were the happy times.

I remember the first time that I woke up and she wasn't there. There was a fear that she had run away and wasn't coming back. She didn't understand why the four of us were crying when she finally decided to waltz through the door. For the next fourt years it was a common occurence. I remember the drinking and the men and the frustration and confusion that I went through in those years.

The next years are filled with angst and CPS would become an all too real nightmare. I moved out when I was 16 so that I wouldn't have to deal with it anymore.

Eventually my relationship with my mother did get better. She moved 6 hours away and has this odd 'out-of-sight-out-of-mind' mentality. I've blamed her for alot of the mental problems that I have and for that I feel ashamed at times. Sometimes I wonder, though. What decisions would I have made if I had been in my mother's place? How can I judge a woman so harshly that has had as bad a life as I? One memory makes everything forgivable.

I remember my grandmother holding my hand as we walk down a sidewalk. It's a pleasant, sunny day. As we near the Dairy Queen where my mom worked, I see her walking toward us. She is pristine in what looks like a white nurse's uniform. She pauses a few feet from us and kneels down with her arms wide open. I hurriedly run into her outstretched arms and am enveloped in my mother's love. I feel safe, secure. All is right with the world. This one memory washes away all the bad, if temporarily.

This one memory, I will carry with me forever.

I love you, Mommy.

edible_eye · 05-08-2005, 10:08 AM

happy mother's day, wolfmoon.

winged_dreams · 05-09-2005, 11:53 PM

I did nothing for mother's day because I haven't seen my mom for months. Ick. I heart all the good mothers on this site. So happy belated mother's day.

Mael: I must say that I really like your avatar. I wouldn't have the balls to do such a thing but I'm glad you do.

barracho · 05-10-2005, 08:39 PM

Hey Mael I didn't know we had a prob. did we?
Actually we shared some of the pold scholl skateboarding days.
Alva, vision, Powell and peralta............

MrMaelstrom · 05-10-2005, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barracho

Hey Mael I didn't know we had a prob. did we?
Actually we shared some of the old scholl skateboarding days.
Alva, vision, Powell and peralta............

Send me a private message identifying yourself with an old nick or a real name (if you do really know me). Until then, seen as there already is a veteran member who seems to know you and doesn't like you, so I don't really need any other excuse to delete all your posts untill you identify yourself to me or until E_E tells me he made a mistake.

And the excuse is only to my own personal conscience, because no one else around here is gonna tell me off.

It's the mods here who decide to wipe slates clean, not people who (might) have been banned.

We don't post anyone's real name here without their consent.
Capische?

edible_eye · 05-10-2005, 09:55 PM

no mistake.

- sigh -

DO NOT harass, stalk, or otherwise annoy any of the other posters. - this rule was implemented because of you, barracho. it's not taken lightly, not in real life and not here on the internet.

really.

winged_dreams · 05-10-2005, 10:06 PM

Woah. I guess that person must have done some really bad things. :shock: