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03-21-2006, 11:49 AM
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#1376
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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I am bald everywhere (when I get the energy anymore, it seems), except the top of my head which is electric shavor bald.
Body hair is gross. Completely smooth everywhere is sooooo hot!
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03-21-2006, 01:03 PM
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#1377
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Summer's Eve has a new slogan - "Enjoy being a woman"
Always has a (relatively) new slogan - "Have a happy period"
Am I the only one, or are there other people out there going "WTF?"
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-21-2006, 02:12 PM
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#1378
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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I just don't get the advertising. I'm not sure if I can think of a parallel, but what if Excedrin started marketing their pills with the slogan "Have a happy headache?" That's not a great example, but it kinda gets the idea across.
I have had girlfriends cringe at commercials of women in white skirts playing tennis and confiding about "that not so fresh feeling." This just strikes me as the absurd extreme of that.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-21-2006, 07:33 PM
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#1379
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Summer's Eve has a new slogan - "Enjoy being a woman"
Always has a (relatively) new slogan - "Have a happy period"
Am I the only one, or are there other people out there going "WTF?"
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That reminds me of the time a "Have a happy period" commercial came on the telly and my mom practically bellows at it "Yeah FUCKING RIGHT!!! Have a HAPPY period my ASS!!!" which was kind of my sentiments...I just didn't bellow at the tv...
Also, along those lines, the tampon commercials that involve random females dancing about in pastels. I was over watching tv at a guy friend's house and he just turned to me and was all, "you, know, I got the impression that periods weren't good things, these commercials are attempting to imply otherwise, thus they are misleading" I replied with, "exceedingly so" and he proceeded to say, in a scathingly sarcastic manner, "You mean being on your period -DOESN'T- make you want to dance around in pastels?" which just brings up the point that advertising on this subject is stuck in the world of not making sense/being entirely irrational...same with that stupid boat commercial, who carries around a box of tampons in their purse!?
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-21-2006, 07:46 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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ah, Xng, I love you, you make me giggle 
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-21-2006, 08:55 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Xng ... and I thought you weren't getting me. Clearly, I wasn't getting you. Damn, I do enjoy your hella-fine dry sense of humor!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-21-2006, 08:57 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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I'm sure we'll hear more about "The worst feminine hygene ad I ever saw" from other members. I'm just glad they don't advertise for jock itch medication on TV all the time.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-21-2006, 09:04 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Yeah, come to think of it, most tampon comercials are very non-goth.
Um, ... there's a line here that's tasteless and fit for a vampire, but I'm going to refrain from using it.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-21-2006, 09:20 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Ben makes me giggle too...so does Eyes...I've never giggled so much about tampon commercials...I really need the giggles right now too!
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-21-2006, 09:44 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Yeah, cause the line I was refraining from using ...
which I'm still not using ...
was about how goths are so not afraid of blood!
Yeah, good thing I restrained myself!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-21-2006, 09:48 PM
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#1386
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
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Originally Posted by darkangel29
Guys, tell us... how do you pick your condoms? Do you think of her? Do you think of you? Do you think about extra pleasure things? Do you have a favorite brand?
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Always think of her. Me and all the guy friends I know only ever get the ones for her.
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03-21-2006, 09:48 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Actaully, darkangel, I use Magnums. I'm not gonna say anything else, except that there are some people who are glad they are on the market.
I can't understand why they need a TV comercial though. They're like the only brand that comes in that size ... their market audience comes looking for them.
Never had a woman tell me she liked ribs or bumps, so I never get those.
I did get a glow-in-the-dark condom once ... we ended up getting silly and blowing it up like a balloon in the dark. Kids ... go figure!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
Last edited by Ben Lahnger; 03-21-2006 at 09:50 PM.
Reason: spelling
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03-21-2006, 10:15 PM
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#1388
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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We had someone, when I was in highschool, who kept filling them with water and "setting them free" on campus...just left them places, full of water....it was freakin' hilarious really, dunno what the problem was...You'd be walkin' along and there'd be this "water balloon" hangin' out in the quad, until the faculity ran along and captured it into a trashcan...
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-21-2006, 10:17 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Milk with some corn starch looks just like semen...
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-21-2006, 10:36 PM
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#1390
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Tenet, I'm not going to ask why you know that!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-22-2006, 01:49 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
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Originally Posted by darkangel29
Milky! Long time no see! Nice to know that you think of the girls!
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Nonstop, baby.
As for tenet's little tidbit... well, it's interesting to say the least. *vomit*
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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03-22-2006, 09:29 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Oh my god, X, that is horribly disgusting!
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
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03-22-2006, 09:36 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Here, from the thought started in the picture post thread, is my favorite breakfast cereal.
(not child or work safe - near nudity and suggestive theme)
Got milk?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-22-2006, 09:55 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Xng, I didn't know. So I decided to look it up at www.urbandictionary.com. The interesting results:
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1. chaser - Something you drink right after taking a shot or swig of hard alcohol.. Usually juice, pop, or beer. You gotta use a chaser when drinkin everclear!
2. chaser - a less potent potable you imbibe subsequent to imbibing an intoxicating beverage. "Bitch, you're softer than Alize with a chaser."
3. chaser - when the blunt is rolled shitty and it starts burnin down the side. Damn kid, this dutch is chasin like a motha fucka. Learn to roll!
4. chaser - Short for ambulance chaser, used to refer to ill-regarded and generally immoral personal injury attorneys. Chasers flock to birth injuries like flies to a tragedy.
5. Chaser - A unusually high pitched squeak fart after a long drawn out bellowing beauty. That was a crazy chaser you let out.
6. chaser - Redneck who generally resides in a john deere tractor smoking marlby lights. Chaser is drunk in the tractor again.
7. chaser - to run after a the female sex. "Hey I finally caught Didi!"
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"Yea man I had to chaser all over the fuckin place, but I caught her!"
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I'd never heard of most of those. I suspect that number 7 is the closest. Although, come to think of it, I have heard the term "Chubby Chaser" used on the talk shows recently.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-22-2006, 09:56 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: London, the loneliest city, England
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i wonder which one it could be
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"Because in the end, everything we do… is just everything we’ve done." - Corey Taylor/Stone Sour
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03-22-2006, 09:57 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Ewwww....
Let us drop this subject.
Nasty fuckers.
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--Geisha
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03-22-2006, 10:04 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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I'm partial to number three, but that's only because of how much I laughed reading the example sentence.
Damn, either I am so easily amused, or people put the craziest stuff up there. Or both!
1. sex - A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian "sex" may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbling going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or steel dildo.
Time to have sex, Sally Struthers!
Wtf? Bwahahahahaha!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-22-2006, 10:05 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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I'm assuming that gold is short for "golden showers".
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-22-2006, 10:33 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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I have four "don'ts" as far as sex goes:
*Ahem*
1.) No previous food (e.g. piss and shit)
2.) No previous people (e.g. dead bodies)
3.) No animals
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4.) No children
Other than that I'm am willing to try about anything once.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
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03-22-2006, 02:44 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: in a house on a road by a tree
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Mmmmm......sex...........
Something I am not getting at the moment and wish I were.......
Tomorrow is another day....
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