the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 70

Undead_Stagehand · 07-02-2007, 12:01 PM

Granted, but the elixir of life is so expensive, you go bankrupt.

I wish I could seriously damage the dog that chased me home today.

Lady_Lacrimosa_Umbrae · 07-02-2007, 12:33 PM

Granted. By damaging it you only make it more angry, and so it chases you again and bites you and makes your life hell.

I wish I lived in Germany.

biohazard · 07-02-2007, 12:36 PM

Granted, but the owner`s get pissed and attack you for equal damage.

I wish I wouldn`t be sick anymore..

Lapin · 07-02-2007, 09:23 PM

Uh-oh, two.

OK, granted! Only Germany suddenly declares itself temperance-style country, which equals, no German beer for you!

Granted! Only now you're so healthy, every doctor in the world wants to experiment on you and steal your genes.

I wish my room wasn't blue.

Tismine · 07-02-2007, 09:37 PM

Granted. It is now hot pink.

I wish people would post more. I'm bored.

biohazard · 07-02-2007, 10:21 PM

Granted, but now people like me SPAM the boards.

I wish the summer would not end.

Tismine · 07-02-2007, 10:22 PM

Granted, but the wolrd must stand still so that the season doesn't change. Thus, everything has turned to shit, and we all die.

I wish that the gunshots I hear would stop.

Alaizabel Cray · 07-02-2007, 10:46 PM

Granted. They are replaced with the incessant, freakishly loud screams of toddlers who have been denied candy. ((Seriously though, I hope everything is ok. The few times I've heard gunshots it's been under rather serious circumstances.))

I wish I could just feel happy without having to keep changing my meds around because it's just nuts.

Tismine · 07-02-2007, 10:55 PM

<It's probably just gang activity. We're used to it, and they usually don;t shoot directly into houses>
Granted, but you become so insistently happy that you go insane. Thus, more meds!

I wish the day had more time.

mansarin · 07-03-2007, 01:11 AM

Granted. Time stops, and you're stuck in a paralized world.

I wish this stupid OS (operating system) would stop messing with me.

Dark_love_2008 · 07-03-2007, 10:07 AM

Granted* it blows up, thus ending its messing with you.

I wish I had a car.

Aaroneet · 07-03-2007, 03:14 PM

Granted, but when you began to drive, your pedals would break, causing you to embark upon a seemingly endless journey in which you know neither the direction nor the destination.

I wish I rode my bike more often.

Blood blossoms · 07-04-2007, 10:05 AM

Granted. But now you can't stop riding your bike at all, and you soon pass out from exhaustion while still on the bike, while heading straight for an eighteen-wheeler carrying numerous explosives.

I wish I could go to Japan for a day.

biohazard · 07-04-2007, 05:59 PM

Granted, but when you return home, everything in your house is stolen, because you left in such a rush that you forgot to lock the door

I wish that I could get to understand other people more.

Aaroneet · 07-04-2007, 06:14 PM

Granted, but you would get to understand them so well that you learn things about them you never wish you knew.

I wish I wasn't watching TV right now.

ryoko_nezu · 07-04-2007, 07:14 PM

Granted. Your TV explodes along with half of your house and personal possessions.

I wish my computer wasn't so slow.

Aaroneet · 07-04-2007, 07:24 PM

Granted, but it begins to run so quickly that it supersedes even the speed of light, making it a coveted item that is eventually stolen and locked away by the government.

I wish I wasn't watching TV.

thedoll · 07-04-2007, 08:03 PM

granted, but you become blind and can only ever listen to television ever again.

I wish my laundry would put itself away.

Methadrine · 07-05-2007, 03:16 AM

Granted, while laundering it something in the machine goes Poof! and all the clothes burn up, thus putting itself away. Forever.

I wish that you wished something.

bleedingheart344 · 07-05-2007, 03:34 AM

Granted, but it was a wish that killed you.
I wish I could get my hair streaked now.

HumanePain · 07-05-2007, 06:04 AM

Granted: it is now streaked...with gray.

I wish I could get by everyday with only four hours of sleep.

Dark_love_2008 · 07-05-2007, 11:05 AM

Granted* However, you effect everyone else to only get 4 hours of sleep as well and they all band together to kill you and break their curse.

I wish the world didn't need money.

Alaizabel Cray · 07-05-2007, 11:45 AM

Granted. But now the world can't find another means of bartering for items, and everyone just steals it all for themselves, leaving many to starve to death.

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener. xD

Lapin · 07-05-2007, 11:53 AM

Granted, but you get eaten by a five-year-old.

I wish I had a date.

biohazard · 07-05-2007, 01:48 PM

Granted, but she is your worst possible taste. She dislikes anything you like, and likes everything you don`t. You both go on a date and end up in a fight.

I wish I didn`t have to go to school.