The Restoration

[Solumina]

All of us bodyguards got nicknames and I'm still calling you KK cuz I find it adorable.

[MissCheyenne]

I'm known as Chesty Larue now. I'm not sure I'm worthy of the name though as I'm possibly the LEAST chesty female on Gnet.

I mean, I know I have a great position under the desk but......well, you can't really play chubby bunny with a single dick can you?

[Solumina]

Maybe we should switch names, I'd make a good Chesty, but I kind of like Zelda.

[MissCheyenne]

Calling me Chesty is just a little misleading, ya know?

[Despanan]

No, See Chesty LaRue is perfect, you're like "Little John". Except you're a hot chick in a army uniform firing a gun.

Also: Fuck Kontan, he's being Lava boarded. You can get a TON of Dick under my regime.

[MissCheyenne]

Like I said, I'm just in this for the dick. Whoever gives me the most dick gets my loyalty.

[Solumina]

Keep up that line of thinking and you may just end up in a cage with Onyx.

[MissCheyenne]

I can't be caged Zelda, you may imprison my body but my mind shall wander freely, among the stars, over hills and through fields of green. No man or woman on earth can cage the beast that runs wild within me.

[Solumina]

I don't want you caged Chesty, I want you fighting by my side, but I fear what path your dick addiction with take you down.

[MissCheyenne]

Dick is a hard habit to break Zelda. I've tried to get clean, I really have but I keep going back, I just can't help myself.

[Solumina]

Can't you just distract yourself with my glorious rack or something?

[KontanKarite]

Cheyenne, you wanted to eat my dick long before you became a sheep in Despanan's cult of personality. He may trample me down... but nothing can remove the thorn of guilt in your heart.

The Estates General looks to represent the interests of all G.net members. I don't see why you guys are so enamored with one man's vision.

[MissCheyenne]

All G.Net members Kontan? Even those who believe themselves to be 'charmed creatures'? Is it not possible give the people their freedom while protecting them from the pig dogs who would soil them with their delusions?

[KontanKarite]

I'm a utilitarian, Cheyenne. Maximum amount of good for maximum amount of people. Someone's gotta suffer. May as well be the 'charmed creatures'.

[Solumina]

And how do you plan to decide who is and who is not contributing?

[MissCheyenne]

How will they suffer though? Surely the very essence of their 'charmed' status will keep them from human concerns such as pain and suffering? Or do you have a fiendishly diabolical plan that will make sure they do suffer?

[Murder.Of.Crows]

and what of the members lacking breasts or pussies, huh? Where do we lay in your eyes. Sorry, but Kontan is for the people, which to an extent includes me. But i do like women in bikinis and wielding guns... fuck, i'm torn as to who i want to follow.

[Solumina]

Alright KK, how well thought out are your plans? Our fearless leader seems to have stepped out for a bit and until he gets back I'm taking control. Plead your case to me and perhaps we can come to an understanding.

[Solumina]

See Chesty, this is why you can't just cast your allegiance with anyone who comes along promising you dicks, they just end up backing out as soon as someone wants to really know their position.

[KontanKarite]

...I don't plead a case to you. The STATE pleads a case to the people.

For your toils, is it not against your principles to appeal to one man for all that you ever desire? A solidarity within the people can keep the monarchy in check.

Is a benevolent dictator something you want or is direct democracy a much more fair means of governance in principle?

Remember when you wanted to show us your boobs but now, Despanan decrees you cover your magnificent beauty behind the bikini. What about your freedom to choose for yourself as to weather you should show the goods or wear the bikini?

Despanan does not represent the men either. While he seeks to muzzle feminine beauty, I can not dazzle your eyes with my beautiful marble body, stark naked and unashamed.

Cheyenne... When's the last time you had cock since this regime?

[Solumina]

We are not forced into bikinis, they are the uniform of an elite group of bodyguards, it is an honor to wear one. You seek to strip us of our uniforms so who really has our best interest in mind?

[Ben Lahnger]

KK should be lavaboarded again for the way he spelled fellatio in the OP.

Nobody can speak for the people's dicks if they aren't familiar with the people's terminology for transacting da libidness.

[vindicatedxjin]

Chesty, I'm appalled in your lack of self control. How dare you even consider breaking up the trinity? HOW DARE YOU...after all we've been through together?
Think of me...think of Zelda!

[Solumina]

Nooki, I'm happy to know that I'm not the only one around here who knows what loyalty is.

[MissCheyenne]

Zelda, Nooki, I know I should be ashamed. I just can't help but be attracted to the promise of dick. I haven't left you, I'm holding on as best I can but you have to help me stay strong, I can't fight this addiction alone.