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FenrisQueen · 01-30-2006, 07:21 PM

I have a date. To a school-sanctioned dance. Her name is Kate. I'm wearing the Tux.

FenrisQueen · 01-30-2006, 07:28 PM

I love you more than I love food! And I'm fat, so you're pretty much God.
I last posted a few days ago...I've only been back for a lil while.

I missed you too. PM me and you can have my screen name and we can talk forever! Because I definitely never want to go that long again without your bladdery foodness.

FenrisQueen · 01-30-2006, 07:30 PM

One of those arranged marriages, huh? That's okay, they'll eventually fall for each other. I'm up for it if you are.

JuliaGaltic · 01-30-2006, 07:34 PM

I vote for Pee Pee Longstalkings...

Manimal · 01-30-2006, 07:44 PM

I just made a $200,000 tax dollar purchasing decision today.

And we're having spaghetti for dinner.

joyslayer · 01-30-2006, 08:00 PM

I have a tube shoved down my throat..... I hate hospitals.

mortalitas incomitatus · 01-30-2006, 09:16 PM

i have a job interview for an office job on thursday. how funny is that.

right now i am smeering toothpaste on my neck.

mani; can i have some spagetti?

JuliaGaltic · 01-30-2006, 09:41 PM

Wow joy, you're pretty talented. Typing whilst a tube is in down your throat?

winged_dreams · 01-30-2006, 09:52 PM

This week is the week of annoying things. I have to change my major, talk to my fianicial aid person at the college, and call my health insurance company. I don't look foward to the time involved with this.

winged_dreams · 01-30-2006, 09:56 PM

It will be English.

winged_dreams · 01-30-2006, 09:59 PM

Yay! Sexy girls always make the best English majors. XD Sorry, I'm tired. I only got five hours of sleep last night and still managed to wake up at 8:30 am.

Demonista_Ravenesque · 01-30-2006, 10:35 PM

Xng, you just disappeared off my MSN!! But what is Vagina Monologue?

winged_dreams · 01-30-2006, 11:05 PM

I'll miss you Xngy.

edible_eye · 01-30-2006, 11:26 PM

good luck with your school-stuff, xnguela. i agree with you that it should take precedence.

we'll still be here when you're done - and thanx a bazillion for all those luscious pics prior to your departure.

cannibalnuns · 01-30-2006, 11:32 PM

This was a favourite at the college I attended. The Vagina Monologues by Eve Ensler. Women tell their stories of r.ape, genital mutiliation and incest. This is a perspective of women throughout the world, providing the audience awareness of sexual abuse dealing with women. The accounts were taken and made into a performance. One of my friends who I will not name for her sake and for privacy was really involved with such. I was more or less shocked when I saw it. But that is the skinny on the Vagina Monologues.

As for Xng, good luck with the show and take it easy if I do not speak to you anytime soon.

Demonista_Ravenesque · 01-31-2006, 01:17 AM

I'm missing Xng already

tenet_2012 · 01-31-2006, 02:35 AM

So, I went to Wal-Mart yesterday and I bought these really sexy bikini-like undies. I mean these are hot (in fact I am currently wearing only these).

Anyway, they have a giant ummmm... junk pouch, for lack of better words, and I feel small. I only come like half way to filling these things out.

This makes me angry. I mean I am not small (average yes, but not small). Every where else tight, except there.

Damned not-fitting-right undies.

Demonista_Ravenesque · 01-31-2006, 02:45 AM

Junk pouch, hahahahaha! Thanks for the laugh!

Speaking of underwear, It reminds me of the time at camp, I got really angry at a bitchy girl, I put vegemite *The Australian Spread* all over her bikini bottoms and the stain wouldn't wash off.

She was desperate to go to the beach and she didn't see it so people were staring at her arse all day!.

Oh well, goodnight Gnetters.

mortalitas incomitatus · 01-31-2006, 03:32 AM

i ate too much ice cream, now i feel ill.

also my dvd player is fucking up and there is no music playing.

so 'Pulp Fiction' just looks wrong right about now.

your name here · 01-31-2006, 07:35 AM

OK I got nothing to do so ill just let you insult me on the next stupid thing I do
ok...........................
it's comming.............
allmost....................
here it is
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/cooljuggling.html

BloodRaven · 01-31-2006, 07:57 AM

I was just flipping through channels and I stopped on PBS. Barney was on, and there's something I must say. Fuck barney! Sesame Street fo life, foo!

WolfMoon · 01-31-2006, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuliaGaltic

Wow joy, you're pretty talented. Typing whilst a tube is down your throat?

If she really is in the hospital, then it's more like the tube is through her nose. It'd be rather small and lead down her throat to her stomach.

The first thing I thought of was a breathingtube, but they knock you out before they stick that down your pie-hole.

JuliaGaltic · 01-31-2006, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfMoon

If she really is in the hospital, then it's more like the tube is through her nose. It'd be rather small and lead down her throat to her stomach.

The first thing I thought of was a breathingtube, but they knock you out before they stick that down your pie-hole.

Damn, so she's unconscious, has a tube down her throat and still manages to make lengthy posts regarding her multiple r***s?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 01-31-2006, 09:15 AM

That's true talent right there..

Not so much..

Wise Child · 01-31-2006, 09:17 AM

And her (not-really-been-lying-to-her-for-years) parents beat her and everyone she's ever loved has committed suicide. Don't forget those. Damn, what's her middle name - Lucky?

The trouble with getting caught in a lie is it calls everything you've ever said into question. I'm sure there's more but I think that if I scroll any further back on the rant thread to read the countless tales of woe, I'll commit fucken suicide.