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ape descendant · 10-29-2010, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Pineapple_Juice

I have a friend with a really odd sense of humor. She had this ex once. As a joke she told him to put on a pair of her panties, because she thought it was funny. As in, he looked dumb and weird.
He ended up really really liking to wear women's underwear and she ended up regretting her decision until they broke up.
Nothing against men wearing women's underwear but there's a certain demographic for that sort of sexual quirk.

Well, some women's undies are pretty comfy....

Pineapple_Juice · 10-29-2010, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ape descendant

Well, some women's undies are pretty comfy....

Not the ones he wore, haha. This is all heresay of course. I rarely ever wear underwear, men or women's, so it's hard for me to judge.

Fruitbat · 10-30-2010, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ape descendant

Well, some women's undies are pretty comfy....

There wouldn't be a lot of room for the wedding tackle though.

MinervaLiRenfield · 10-31-2010, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Catch

wear men's clothes? It is like yesterday PVC pants with a t-shirt is the casual elegant look for men and now it's women's fashion.

It makes me feel ill, like throwing up in my mouth, because I am thinking of the hot, slender guy who looks sensitive yet masculine and there are tons of pics of dykisk women. That's right "Dykish Women" in the same outfit.

Um Because it's 2010 and we're also allowed to vote now? Was this a serious question?

Fruitbat · 10-31-2010, 07:10 PM

I'd like to see men wearing more bras - I hate them. Even the ones marketed as being really comfortable aren't.

Oh and I'd like to see men walking around in stillettos - particularly the guys who like them on their girls.

*walks off head lowered - sorry I'm fiesty today*

Catch · 10-31-2010, 07:51 PM

You know its one of those things. I like it when men have hot fashions to make them look great and then women start wearing the clothes, so guys think they might accidentally be dressing the wrong way or sending the wrong message. It is sad. (Men t-shirt or silk shirt and pvc pants. Women girtle and lace with pvc pants.)

Of course, there is the other part of this. Dykes have their own style too, so it is okay when they wear men's styles, created to fit their body types.

Camo is trendy for staight women. That's going to mess a whole bunch of people up. Lesbians hitting on straight women everywhere and the straight women will be like, "OMG I'm not gay."

Whomever is starting these trends should be stopped. They aren't doing anything original, just ripping off people's lifestyles and methods of intermingling, so everyone is disorientated until things go back to normal.

KontanKarite · 10-31-2010, 10:08 PM

Fruitbat's existence hurts my feelings.

Catch... Why haven't we nuked you from orbit yet?

Fruitbat · 10-31-2010, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by KontanKarite

Fruitbat's existence hurts my feelings.

Catch... Why haven't we nuked you from orbit yet?

Oh I love you too Kontan Karite. I'm sorry my existance hurts your feelings.

Did you want to talk about it?

Would you like me to go out the back and shoot myself?

Although i don't have a gun, and to get one I'd have to register to get a licence and then actually buy one and I'd need to find a babysitter - oh it's just all too much for someone like me who procrastinates... Maybe I'll drive my car into a tree doing the ton, instead? Will that make you feel better?

My previous post was all about how uncomfortable those bra and stillettos are. I really don't want guys to wear bras and stillettos. Although I did find Guy Pearce in Priscilla Queen of the Desert unbelievably attractive in both.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_uv2...eature=related

No wait that was the costumes that were friggin' fabulous

Versus · 10-31-2010, 11:52 PM

The Rocky Horror Picture show is a big thing on Holloween where I grew up. My first year that I went, I dressed as sort of a catholic school girl... except I had a tank top on. For boobies, a friend helped me stuff a bra with stocks. They felt fake as hell, but she managed to make my sock-boobs look real. I was pretty impressed.

From that experience, I learned that wearing bras is lame. Fucking douche bags kept pulling my bra straps so they would snap on my back!

KontanKarite · 11-01-2010, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Fruitbat

Oh I love you too Kontan Karite. I'm sorry my existance hurts your feelings.

Did you want to talk about it?

Would you like me to go out the back and shoot myself?

Although i don't have a gun, and to get one I'd have to register to get a licence and then actually buy one and I'd need to find a babysitter - oh it's just all too much for someone like me who procrastinates... Maybe I'll drive my car into a tree doing the ton, instead? Will that make you feel better?

My previous post was all about how uncomfortable those bra and stillettos are. I really don't want guys to wear bras and stillettos. Although I did find Guy Pearce in Priscilla Queen of the Desert unbelievably attractive in both.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_uv2...eature=related

No wait that was the costumes that were friggin' fabulous

Posting... you're still doing it. My heart continues to be broken.

Fruitbat · 11-01-2010, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by KontanKarite

Posting... you're still doing it. My heart continues to be broken.

Kontan Just ignore me or don't read what I'm writing, because you know it's all delusional crap anyway. I have the intellect of a door mat.

Heaven would rain down a storm of poo if I wrote anything serious anyway.

Versus - yeah the bra snapping stings. But they are a pain in the butt, especially when the strap comes unlatched from the part that goes around your ribs.

I've had that happen several times, usually in the car, and there usually is some guy in the car next to me who is ogling me while I'm trying to put it back on.

KontanKarite · 11-01-2010, 10:00 AM

I blame you for wrecking my boner.

Fruitbat · 11-01-2010, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by KontanKarite

I blame you for wrecking my boner.

Bwah-hahahahahaha. Don't worry tomorrow is another day and I'm sure you'll get another one and if you don't there's always Viagra.

Sinjob · 11-01-2010, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Catch

wear men's clothes? It is like yesterday PVC pants with a t-shirt is the casual elegant look for men and now it's women's fashion.

It makes me feel ill, like throwing up in my mouth, because I am thinking of the hot, slender guy who looks sensitive yet masculine and there are tons of pics of dykisk women. That's right "Dykish Women" in the same outfit.

Do you really see yourself as a profound fashion critic?
*puts trash bag over head*

vindicatedxjin · 11-01-2010, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Pineapple_Juice

Not the ones he wore, haha. This is all heresay of course. I rarely ever wear underwear, men or women's, so it's hard for me to judge.

I like panties...boyshorts, thongs, bikinis. I think I mostly like the cute factor. But overall I don't feel comfortable without something on under there...especially when it comes to jeans. Bras on the other hand. SCREW THEM.

KontanKarite · 11-01-2010, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Fruitbat

Bwah-hahahahahaha. Don't worry tomorrow is another day and I'm sure you'll get another one and if you don't there's always Viagra.

You must be a living, breathing penis destroyer. I must stop you.

Fruitbat · 11-01-2010, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by KontanKarite

You must be a living, breathing penis destroyer. I must stop you.

I do like dicks but I'd never destroy one. Erections yes. Dicks no.

Don't forget you did try slapping me but I just enjoyed it.

Is your mom letting you come out to play with me? I miss Ducky terribly.

Hydrodyssodia · 11-01-2010, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Fruitbat

I'd like to see men wearing more bras - I hate them. Even the ones marketed as being really comfortable aren't.

Wouldn't not wearing one be even more uncomfortable, though?

KontanKarite · 11-02-2010, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Fruitbat

I do like dicks but I'd never destroy one. Erections yes. Dicks no.

Don't forget you did try slapping me but I just enjoyed it.

Is your mom letting you come out to play with me? I miss Ducky terribly.

If I mail you a knife, will you stab yourself in the face?

Sir Canvas Corpsey · 11-02-2010, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Versus

The Rocky Horror Picture show is a big thing on Holloween where I grew up. My first year that I went, I dressed as sort of a catholic school girl... except I had a tank top on. For boobies, a friend helped me stuff a bra with stocks. They felt fake as hell, but she managed to make my sock-boobs look real. I was pretty impressed.

From that experience, I learned that wearing bras is lame. Fucking douche bags kept pulling my bra straps so they would snap on my back!

You had socks? Lucky bastard. The time I had play a menopausal woman in a youth theater show, I got an A-cup and two rather large oranges. My chest was black and blue by the end of the first night.

I didn't have any problems with strap snappery but I did have a problem with getting the damned thing off.

Fruitbat · 11-02-2010, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by KontanKarite

If I mail you a knife, will you stab yourself in the face?

Don't be such a cheapstake, come on over and do it yourself - unless ur afraid fruitbat would kick your butt.

Fruitbat · 11-02-2010, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Hydrodyssodia

Wouldn't not wearing one be even more uncomfortable, though?

Only if you are exercising then you want to strap the puppies down. I guess it depends what cup size you are.

KontanKarite · 11-02-2010, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Fruitbat

Don't be such a cheapstake, come on over and do it yourself - unless ur afraid fruitbat would kick your butt.

Look, that just wont happen and really, you don't have to stab yourself in the face. Just... stub a toe or something, I don't know.

You totally couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag anyway.

Fruitbat · 11-02-2010, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by KontanKarite

Look, that just wont happen and really, you don't have to stab yourself in the face. Just... stub a toe or something, I don't know.

You totally couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag anyway.

No paper bag fighting, but we could wrestle in baked beans. it would have to be fully clothed, and we could wear gumboots to add that extra touch of class.

vindicatedxjin · 11-03-2010, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Hydrodyssodia

Wouldn't not wearing one be even more uncomfortable, though?

Not if you have small bewbs like me. Not wearing a bra is wonderful. I never wear one anymore unless I want to impress someone with cleavage by using a push up...which is never.