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04-30-2009, 07:02 PM
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#751
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
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*flips open a butterfly knife, and puts on a red bandana*yoo goin doon puto.
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04-30-2009, 07:03 PM
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#752
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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[ pisses in yer face as you walk up, then shoots you in the balls ]
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04-30-2009, 07:07 PM
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#753
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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*stabs mir to death* puto!
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04-30-2009, 07:11 PM
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#754
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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Would you rather die, or carry on living without your 'package'?
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04-30-2009, 07:54 PM
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#755
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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It's not like he's been using it up until the point it was blown away by your shotgun, I doubt it makes any difference.
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“Lots of ways to help people. Sometimes heal patients; sometimes execute dangerous people. Either way helps.”
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04-30-2009, 08:03 PM
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#756
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Why you gotta be so mean?
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04-30-2009, 08:07 PM
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#757
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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'Cause I gotta vacuum the fucking house =(
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“Lots of ways to help people. Sometimes heal patients; sometimes execute dangerous people. Either way helps.”
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04-30-2009, 08:10 PM
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#758
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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That's no excuse, man... yoo hoit mah feeleenks.
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04-30-2009, 08:11 PM
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#759
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Canvas Corpsey
'Cause I gotta vacuum the fucking house =(
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Can you vacuum up what's left of Duane's crotch, it is starting to mildew.
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04-30-2009, 08:15 PM
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#760
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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What you talking bout anyways? I'm wearing a God Cup, my crotch be intact.
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04-30-2009, 08:16 PM
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#761
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Duane
What you talking bout anyways? I'm wearing a God Cup, my crotch be intact.
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For the last time, that is not what the holy grail is for!
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04-30-2009, 08:18 PM
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#762
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Well, excuuuuse me, Princess... I washed it 100 times, not my fault it still got the dick smell, you'd think that such a device would be immune to such smells.
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04-30-2009, 08:20 PM
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#763
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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I think some old english furniture polish will fix it right up...(I hope you've seen the Indiana Jones trilogy)
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04-30-2009, 08:24 PM
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#764
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Correction it's now a what's it called, but I've seen the first 3 movies.
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04-30-2009, 08:26 PM
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#765
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Duane
Correction it's now a what's it called, but I've seen the first 3 movies.
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It is a quadrilogy, but I haven't seen the new one so it is still a trilogy for me.
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04-30-2009, 08:33 PM
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#766
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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I heard it was okay, but not that great, to be honest. I think it should have stayed a trilogy.
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04-30-2009, 08:38 PM
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#767
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 692
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I think so too. i think that the pahnto already covered the crystal skull legend anyway. The skulls are real just so you know.
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04-30-2009, 08:45 PM
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#768
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Jeff Goldblum is awesome. Oh, and I read about the Crystal Skulls somewhere.
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04-30-2009, 08:46 PM
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#769
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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The real crystal skulls are creepy yo, they tug at your eyesockets and stuff.
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04-30-2009, 08:49 PM
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#770
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Like Uni's pic, oh ugh... *vomits*
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04-30-2009, 09:24 PM
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#771
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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So it must really, really suck, if even she won't sleep with you.
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04-30-2009, 11:01 PM
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#772
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Sex isn't everything, anyways Duane is just handicapping himself alot, by making himself seem like the worst guy... why? I fear a girls going to rip up her shirt, bang her head against some shit, and try to get me put away for ****. The chances of that happening aren't great, but I'm a really unlucky guy.
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05-01-2009, 12:01 PM
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#773
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Athens, GA
Posts: 1,696
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Duane, I have seen your photo, and you're terribly unattractive. There's no way to put that without sounding mean. I apologize.
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"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you" The Bible (Matthew 7:12)
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05-01-2009, 12:46 PM
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#774
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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After what you said in that one thread, I doubt the sincerity of your apology.
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05-01-2009, 01:53 PM
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#775
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Athens, GA
Posts: 1,696
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I don't know which thread nor what I said, but I get aggravated easily. I don't try to be mean, but sometimes people just overwhelmingly aggravate me.
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"Don't ever let anybody teach you to think, Lance: it is the curse of the world." - King Arthur in T.H. White's The Once And Future King
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you" The Bible (Matthew 7:12)
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