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07-28-2011, 12:18 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2011
Posts: 1,700
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Captain America
Hollywood.
Fire your writers.
This movie... has to be one of the most shallow pieces of film I've ever seen.
I don't know anything about Captain America. I'll be fair with that point.
But this cat... was not human. He had NO FLAWS. None. Not even a little bit.
...I just.... I can't even talk about this god damned movie.
I was going to be fair. I went in expecting something that wasn't at all intellectually stimulating. It was a super hero movie. This wasn't the Xmen where things can be real and things can have weight. This cat... was just the most unbelievable characters I've ever seen. I couldn't even enjoy this on some topical meat head movie. It just... god damn it, it sucked!
The action was shit. Mother fucker running around hitting bitches in the jaw with a metal Frisbee when not 3 seconds earlier, that Frisbee went through a tank and slapped a bitch right in the chest. ...Mother fucker should have been stupid dead. But no.
Shit... I had hoped that Captain America would have some precedent for character complexity, but there wasn't any. At all. This man was Captain America before they juiced him up on super-roids. Dude wasn't real at all. Not even a little.
God damn it... FUCK this movie. And mother fuck The Avengers.
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07-28-2011, 10:11 PM
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#2
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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What?
YOU'RE NOT PATRIOTIC!!!!11!1
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07-28-2011, 10:17 PM
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#3
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Clearly, you are a terrorist nazi.
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07-28-2011, 10:22 PM
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#4
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Probably an anarchist, too!
Ashley, do you know what you want and know how to get it? Do you want to destroy the passer by? Do you wanna be anarchy?
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I'd rather label myself than have a million other people do it for me. ~ Pathogen
...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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07-30-2011, 08:54 PM
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#5
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Wait, am I to understand that he is technically not fighting Nazis in this movie?
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07-30-2011, 11:40 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2011
Posts: 1,700
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He fights Hydra.
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07-30-2011, 11:41 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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I wanted to see this just to see Nazis punched. DUDE MADE HIS FIRST APPEARANCE BY PUNCHING HITLER IN THE FACE.
I don't think making Versus jealous is a compelling enough reason to see it now 
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07-30-2011, 11:45 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2011
Posts: 1,700
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It's not worth it at all.
Seriously, I'm doing you a favor. Stay away from this movie.
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07-30-2011, 11:55 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 4,587
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This movie was doomed from the start.
They only reason they made it is so they would have the four Avenger character films done before the Avengers film.
A side note, thanks to the bush tax cuts movies, tv shows, or albums made in America that have a 'Patriotic theme' squeak by with paying almost no taxes? Films like this are actually cash cows as they can write off losses and pay almost 0% tax on them.
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