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Old 09-06-2007, 10:49 AM   #1
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Question What do you want on your tombstone?

I just saw a photo of a tombstone online that said,
"Well this sucks". ROFL!
I don't know what I would have, but I would like something witty.
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Old 09-06-2007, 10:59 AM   #2
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Old 09-06-2007, 11:23 AM   #3
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No way, sausage is way better.
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Old 09-06-2007, 11:53 AM   #4
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Old 09-06-2007, 11:56 AM   #5
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Pepperoni.
LOL! At first I was like... Wha?? Now I get it.
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Old 09-06-2007, 12:01 PM   #6
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If not the Spike Milligan route ("I told you I wasl ill!"), then perhaps "At last I get a lie-in!"

Though I'd rather be buried at sea or composted or something. No lasting memorial for me!
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Old 09-06-2007, 12:11 PM   #7
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How about this:

"See you soon."
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Old 09-06-2007, 12:22 PM   #8
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Or perhaps "See you sooner than you think..."
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Old 09-06-2007, 12:23 PM   #9
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Old 09-06-2007, 12:28 PM   #10
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"Back In 10 Minutes"

haha!

More:

"Buried Alive."

"OOPS."

"Hey, guys, WATCH THIS!"

"Mmm... BRAINS!"
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Old 09-06-2007, 03:03 PM   #11
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"pwned" (I make this post longer)
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Old 09-06-2007, 03:09 PM   #12
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http://byrev.blog-u.net/wp-content/u...0by_20peer.jpg

sort of.
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Old 09-06-2007, 03:43 PM   #13
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How about "More goth than you"?
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Old 09-06-2007, 03:49 PM   #14
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Old 09-06-2007, 03:53 PM   #15
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How about, "At least it was a good time"
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Old 09-06-2007, 03:55 PM   #16
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"I died and all I got was this lousy stone"

"Hah! Afterlife, my ass..."
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Old 09-06-2007, 04:42 PM   #17
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Wow, I died. Where's my respawn point?
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Old 09-06-2007, 04:48 PM   #18
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Old 09-06-2007, 04:56 PM   #19
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Old 09-06-2007, 05:01 PM   #20
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Old 09-06-2007, 05:32 PM   #21
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i want,
"i said i wanted cremated, now im getting skull f***ed by maggots"
on my tombstone
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Old 09-06-2007, 05:56 PM   #22
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Greetings all,

I have always been fond of a phrase along the lines of, "I once was where you are now and where I am you soon shall be."


Contemplating postmortem wit,

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Old 09-06-2007, 07:31 PM   #23
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Old 09-06-2007, 07:43 PM   #24
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I love that one, disorder. You could do the dates like that:
<life=July 24, 1968> John Smith, loving son, husband, father. Expert programmer. </life= September 29, 2004>

Could pull one out of the I'm so Goth list and have "I'm so goth I'm dead."
I might go for "Nothing worth seeing here," but maybe that's just my current mood.
Along the lines of the "I wanted cremation" one, I might have "Where's my flaming boat?"

But I think, if I ever get around to it, I'd like to carve my own gravestone. Then, if they're nice and not embarassed by my self-carved gravestone, they won't plunk some generic block of granite on my head.
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Old 09-06-2007, 08:09 PM   #25
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I liked disorder's as well...

Hm. "I'm with stupid ---->"
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