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05-01-2008, 09:12 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
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Originally Posted by le_revenant
Or in the case of a zombie attack: Hmn....chemical spill near the morgue? Better go find out if everything's ok over there...
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To hell with that. When I walk by the town graveyard (old, old one) I don't even let my eyes off the buggering thing. I have just the kind of Murphy's Luck that I know the time I walk by paying attention to the river instead will be the day that a zombie outbreak starts at that extact time and place.
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05-02-2008, 06:14 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Earth
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Masturbating....
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05-02-2008, 06:36 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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hmm....
What kind of zombie exactly???
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05-03-2008, 03:25 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Between firing synapses
Posts: 350
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Originally Posted by Opteron_Man
Masturbating....
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Especially if said zombie also happens to be your mother.
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05-04-2008, 10:18 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: In AL, which sucks
Posts: 500
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Originally Posted by blackwater1110
Especially if said zombie also happens to be your mother.
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...or mother-in-law, or high school english teacher, or minister, or the girl scout that sells you those cookies...
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05-04-2008, 11:37 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Posts: 1,888
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Originally Posted by drewsilla
...or mother-in-law, or high school english teacher, or minister, or the girl scout that sells you those cookies...
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...awkward.
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05-04-2008, 01:09 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
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I just thought of Hannibal...
What if a zombie walked in while he was frying up some brains? Would the zombie join him for dinner? Would the zombie eat the fried brains and/or Hannibal's brains? What would Hannibal think of his brains being eaten, since he eats brains himself?
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05-04-2008, 01:52 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Earth
Posts: 2,000
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Originally Posted by blackwater1110
Especially if said zombie also happens to be your mother.
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Yeah, no kidding!
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05-04-2008, 06:20 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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Originally Posted by blackwater1110
Especially if said zombie also happens to be your mother.
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No kidding. She'd be likely to start chucking her limbs at you, as well as going on about how you've even shamed the DEAD members of your family...
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05-04-2008, 09:38 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The computer desk
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Inevitably, I would be in the shower. If any zombies were to attack, I'd be in the shower, with shampoo still in my hair, and I'd get eaten. And then I'd strike fear as I ran around, eating brains, until the soap runs into my undead eyes, and I claw them out in pain and fury.
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05-05-2008, 04:42 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: A graveyard
Posts: 39
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Originally Posted by witchking
Having hot sex in the shower.
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or just having Sex period.
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05-05-2008, 07:11 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The computer desk
Posts: 409
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Originally Posted by bloodyrose86
or just having Sex period.
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I believe a reanimated dead guy being the room would screw the mood (no pun intended). The awful stench that goes along with said dead guy would get me.
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05-06-2008, 01:25 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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While having a major diherea (sp?) attack..
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05-06-2008, 07:49 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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http://xkcd.com/348/
Speaking of zombies...
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05-07-2008, 08:15 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
Posts: 1,459
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Does my chair count as a place?
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05-07-2008, 09:17 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: the belltower that the bats left
Posts: 388
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id imagin it would
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05-07-2008, 09:18 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
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Ok then....my chair
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05-07-2008, 06:10 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Between firing synapses
Posts: 350
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Originally Posted by LaBelleDameSansMerci
No kidding. She'd be likely to start chucking her limbs at you, as well as going on about how you've even shamed the DEAD members of your family...
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Yeah, that would be pretty lame, since at first you'd feel embarassed, then guilty, and when she finally proceeded to eat your brains, fear. I think a zombie mom would probably be actually a lot like a regular mom in that regard, just more undead.
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