okayy who hacked my acount??!!

[Catch]

Originally Posted by LakitaJackson

I haven't been keeping up with this site too much in the past few weeks, but are you saying that ShaneDawson, the semi-famous Youtuber, is trolling you?

Well, it isn't likely, but I think he's that lame. You never know.

[Despanan]

...says the person who just spent the last two days arguing with themselves.

[Saya]

But I'M the real Catch!

[Despanan]

No, I'M the real Catch.

[Apathy's_Child]

This isn't funny. I'll sue you in England.

[Catch]

That really was a different person. I don't know why they did that and perhaps we will never know who it was.

[Naked Lunch]

Originally Posted by Catch22

When I catch who did this they will pay.

Pay with jelly beans?

[Despanan]

You know, I was just thinking...

What if the mod made a mistake, and it was actually Catch who was just banned, and a hacker has now taken over the Catch account permanently?

It'd be awesome. Kinda like "invasion of the body snatchers" or something, but the hero accidentally killed the real person and allowed the Doppelganger to live and spin it's evil web.

[Mir]

I`m A real catch!

[Despanan]

I AM SPARTICUS! Stupidtextrulesarestupid

[Mir]

[ falls over ]

Catch me!

[Catch]

Here is proof it is me:

I know who you remind me of, a girl I think I used to know. I used to sometimes try to see her on those days when I felt like snow. You know I think that she smiled like you. She used to just stand there and smile and hold her eyes right up to heaven and stay like that for quite awhile. And she used to fall down a lot. That girl was always falling again and again. I used to sometimes try to catch her, but never even caught her name.

There, "Catch" by the Cure. I should at least know my theme song. (Even though it is a rare Cure song so might not verify anything since most other people don't know it.)

[Lochnar]

Still think the real one should post a photo holding today's newspaper...unless...none of you are Catch...that's it, she is on an alien spaceship bound for the galactic core and this is all an alien ruse to throw us off and hide the abduction....

There can be no other answer they are both aliens!

[Tam Li Hua]

Will the real Catch please stand up, please stand up, please stand up..?

[Ben Lahnger]

I'm just glad neither "Catch" held us hostage, threatening to post continually until we paid a ransom. Some of us might have been coerced into paying.

[Amunet]

there are tears on my face from laughing so goddamned hard....

thanks for the laugh, I needed it today.

sigh.
lol lol lol

[Despanan]

Here is proof it is me:

I know who you remind me of, a girl I think I used to know. I used to sometimes try to see her on those days when I felt like snow. You know I think that she smiled like you. She used to just stand there and smile and hold her eyes right up to heaven and stay like that for quite awhile. And she used to fall down a lot. That girl was always falling again and again. I used to sometimes try to catch her, but never even caught her name.

There, "Catch" by the Cure. I should at least know my theme song. (Even though it is a rare Cure song so might not verify anything since most other people don't know it.)

[Tam Li Hua]

Despanan = Catch...?

*is now confused*

Is...is DirtNap just fucking with us..? O__o

[Lochnar]

I told you...ALIENS!!!!!!

[Catch]

Well good, got that all cleared up.

[Despanan]

Originally Posted by Tam Li Hua

Despanan = Catch...?

*is now confused*

Is...is DirtNap just fucking with us..? O__o

All are one and All is Catch.

JOIN US.

[Saya]

Originally Posted by Despanan

Here is proof it is me:

I know who you remind me of, a girl I think I used to know. I used to sometimes try to see her on those days when I felt like snow. You know I think that she smiled like you. She used to just stand there and smile and hold her eyes right up to heaven and stay like that for quite awhile. And she used to fall down a lot. That girl was always falling again and again. I used to sometimes try to catch her, but never even caught her name.

There, "Catch" by the Cure. I should at least know my theme song. (Even though it is a rare Cure song so might not verify anything since most other people don't know it.)

Poseurs. I actually have the album, photographic evidence that I am Catch:



Mods, ban these other two imposters.

[Catch]

That is a stunning likeness.

[Saya]

For my Catch persona I usually ask the crazy lady who hangs out at the park offering dogs blow jobs for a toonie to pose for my Catch photos/videos. If you don't give up the hacked account I'll get her to cough in an envelope, mail it to you and you'll get her swine flu. And possibly her herpes.

[Despanan]

Originally Posted by Catch

That is a stunning likeness.

Ah HA! We've caught you. Catch does not have the capacity for sarcasm, therefore you must be the hacker.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH CATCH?