Music like the sound of a million abused babies dying? Do you know some?

Smells Like A Foot · 03-28-2009, 12:09 PM

i keep listening to music like the sound of a million abused babies dying and yes you may hate them so much , but do you have a music that looks like the a million abused babies dying .. ?

Godslayer Jillian · 03-28-2009, 12:17 PM

There's this local one. They're called Eufonico Fringe.
The guitar player plays like a god, as does the drummer.
But their keyboardist, who I can only assume is in the band because she goes down on one of them several times a day, makes a potentially great experimental band into one of the worst pieces of shit I have ever tolerated.
The drums beat the shit out of your ears while the impossibly fast guitar solos reach your heart as much as your bowels, and yet on top of all that you only hear one keyboard note for two seconds followed by another one, played with the dexterity of a retarded three year old that found pressing keys make pretty sounds.

That, my friend, is the one girl that might actually deserve it.

Sinjob · 03-29-2009, 06:45 AM

Gotta love the title, haha. Noise music has some good contemporaries, but there's a few good eras of classic noise groups like Coil and Black Dice that have that whole 'what the fuck' or what in the hell's generating that sound? thing going on in some of their songs. There's a band called Flying Testicle I've recently gotten into that have that element in some of their shit, too.

Felreaper · 03-29-2009, 03:24 PM

How 'bout Anal Cunt, that might be the sound you're goin' for...

Bonquisha Brown · 03-29-2009, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Smells Like A Foot

i keep listening to music like the sound of a million abused babies dying and yes you may hate them so much , but do you have a music that looks like the a million abused babies dying .. ?

lil' Wayne, nuff' said.

Minyaliel · 03-30-2009, 06:11 AM

This made me instantly think of this horrible, really creepy noise band whose name I really can´t remember who apparently sampled a full hour of the howls and groans of a patient in a mental institution and used that to make music. I listened to both their records once, and then decided this was waaay to creepy even for me. But in retrospect, yeah, some parts really sounded like a million abused babies dying a very slow, gruesome death.

Smells Like A Foot · 03-30-2009, 06:18 AM

Stalaggh, and they fucking SUCK, and are full of BULLSHIT. I know them personally, I'm one of the guys screaming on that.

Minyaliel · 03-30-2009, 06:59 AM

Really? *tries not to roflmao as I´m in class* It´s a long time since I stumbled across them, and I don´t know noise music at all, so I´ll just take your word for it. xD

Smells Like A Foot · 03-30-2009, 07:09 AM

Yeah, we all got drunk and started screaming like crazy and recorded it. If you listen REAL close at the end, you can hear me coughing.

Mir · 03-30-2009, 07:59 AM

Pics or lies!

Smells Like A Foot · 03-30-2009, 08:16 AM

I'm pretty sure there's some out there somewhere, I just don't have any, It was a LOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago.

Ebbhead · 03-30-2009, 12:54 PM

Is this thread now about noise? Cause I quite like Whitehouse and Controlled Bleeding...

Pineapple_Juice · 03-31-2009, 12:48 AM

Look closely and you will see the answer in this post.

valkenburg · 03-31-2009, 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Smells Like A Foot

I'm pretty sure there's some out there somewhere, I just don't have any, It was a LOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago.

yeah right...I accidently stumbled on this forum because I was googling for Stalaggh and I just had to say something about this. I'm the artist who painted their front covers (see: www.jeroenvanvalkenburg.nl) and I do know the members personally and you're not one of them.

Felreaper · 03-31-2009, 05:45 AM

Lord, does everyone ignore my posts?

Stormtrooper of Death · 03-31-2009, 07:26 AM

I'd say the Flesh Ripping Sonic Torment Demo by CARCASS.

AgiosOSatanas · 04-04-2009, 05:54 AM

Deicide and goatwhore have to be some of the worst sounding bands ever lmao.The first time i heard Deicide i fell on the floor laughing my ass off.

PortraitOfSanity · 04-04-2009, 07:32 AM

You have no taste in music whatsoever, do you?

AgiosOSatanas · 04-04-2009, 11:14 AM

If your referring to me portrait i do but i dont like shit i cant understand and sounds like 1000 dying cows

Pineapple_Juice · 04-04-2009, 02:40 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Edit: I still vote Throbbing Gristle.

Mir · 04-04-2009, 07:23 PM

In another extreme leap of judgement, if someone doesn't like the same band you do, they have no taste.

That made laugh out loud.

Lurci · 05-10-2009, 10:54 PM

All of Kid Rock's 'music'.

Kij. · 06-19-2009, 12:52 PM

Devourment, Cattle Decapitation, The Roman Holiday, The Berzerker, Carcass, Disgorge, wecamewithbrokenteeth, Embryonic Devourment, Vomit Remnants, Inhuman Dissiliency, Infected Flesh, Wretched, Demise, Undead Devourment, Bloodboil, Chocking on Bile, HeavyHeavyLowLow.

I don't listen to them very often, but I hope you like them!

Kij. · 06-19-2009, 12:54 PM

Oh, and Unter Null.

PortraitOfSanity · 06-22-2009, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Kij.

Devourment, Cattle Decapitation, The Roman Holiday, The Berzerker, Carcass, Disgorge, wecamewithbrokenteeth, Embryonic Devourment, Vomit Remnants, Inhuman Dissiliency, Infected Flesh, Wretched, Demise, Undead Devourment, Bloodboil, Chocking on Bile, HeavyHeavyLowLow.

I don't listen to them very often, but I hope you like them!

I like you.