.: Randomness :.

[tenet_2012]

Cold.

Randomness that I found Stumbling:

"Seven Blunders of the World"

1. Wealth without work

2. Pleasure without conscience

3. Knowledge without character

4. Commerce without morality

5. Science without humanity

6. Worship without sacrifice

7. Politics without principle

—Mahatma Gandhi

[tenet_2012]

OK, this is funny:

http://www.changar.com/text/bushmail.html#

[Blushing Heliophobe]

Well, I'm gone for the weekend, see all you beautiful people later!

[Ben Lahnger]

Originally Posted by tenet_2012

"Seven Blunders of the World"

1. Wealth without work 2. Pleasure without conscience 3. Knowledge without character 4. Commerce without morality 5. Science without humanity 6. Worship without sacrifice 7. Politics without principle

—Mahatma Gandhi

Tenet, this is just one example of what I look forward to when you post Randomness. I'm sorry it's freakin' cold there (I spent the first 40 years of my life in Wisconsin before moving to Texas, so I can relate.) Plus, SD isn't the most happenin' place in the universe, anyway.

Aren't you moving somewhere else that will be cold too?

[AlKilyu]

Originally Posted by PhilSmith

Bling Bling.

Rappers are keen conservationists and are deeply concerned about the plight of the endangered giant panda. When they refer to 'Bling Bling' they are talking about a young female panda that they have collectively sponsored. They hope to get her to breed.

No you're thinking of Bling Blong, baby.

[tenet_2012]

Yeah, Minneapolis is even cold than where I am now.

But, it is a city which I need to get back to one. I am so bored here.

Plus, I know a couple people there and am looking forward to meeting a few I know from here.

Wow... that is going to be wierd.

[tenet_2012]

Every straight man needs one of these:

http://www.iamlost.com/features/leash/

(it's a joke of course... for those with no sense of humor or are easily offended)

[Manimal]

If I'm as rough on those as I am on her panties I'll need at least two

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Conversations like these are why Manimal r0x0rz my b0x3rz..

Empty Purple Stars says:
*beams*
Manimal says:
*Lasers*
Empty Purple Stars says:
*teddy bear eye laser beams*
Manimal says:
*grenades*
Empty Purple Stars says:
*napalm*
Empty Purple Stars says:
*pokes yur butt*
Manimal says:
*likes it*
Empty Purple Stars says:
*pokes harder*
Manimal says:
*moans*
Empty Purple Stars says:
*locates strap-on*
Manimal says:
*giggles with delight*
Empty Purple Stars says:
*starts generator*
Manimal says:
*assumes position*
Empty Purple Stars says:
*grabs crisco*
Manimal says:
*hums "i've bveen working on the railroad*
Empty Purple Stars says:
*pets frog*
Manimal says:
*ribbit ribbit...spurt*
Empty Purple Stars says:
*mops*

[Binkie]

Originally Posted by AlKilyu

No you're thinking of Bling Blong, baby.

LOL! Yes! I so wanted to make this an MP3 and throw it in the sig to share it but you beat me to it! EVERY time I heard that line, cracks me up like no other.

[tenet_2012]

Hmmmmm....

There is a website that offers contract killings now.

Check it out:

http://hitman.us/main.html

[cannibalnuns]

That site is so chock full of shit, but it did put a smile on my face. Thanks for the link, it pacified my insomnia and boredom; And it soothed the bit of angst that am feeling.

"This guy moved in next door. I didn't like the way he looked in that shirt. So, I called HITMAN. I never saw him again. Or his shirt. Serves him right."

D.G. -- Retired Truck Driver

"I was having a lot of problems with this jerk at work. Then I contacted HITMAN. Coincidentally, right around that time, our company organized a trip to the zoo. I was hardly able to contain my amusement next morning when I read the headline, "Terrified Onlookers Scream in Disbelief as Man Eaten Alive by Heard of Hungry Alligators". Due to the absence of a body the cops had to be identified the victim by process of elimination. Needles to say, he never bothered me again. Thanks, HITMAN."

E.G. -- Production coordinator

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-Found under contracts....

Gift Certificates:

If you know someone who wants to have someone killed you can purchase a gift certificate, starting at $25,000. We will send you a 16-digit activation code that will have to be used to activate the gift certificate in the future. Gift certificates are valid for up to one year.

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A note on their "Hits".


1 -- Shrunken Head Identified as That of a Corporate Big Wig
2 -- Unidentified Human Remains Found in Can of Dog Food
3 -- Olympic Medallist Dies in Failed Suicide Attempt
4 -- Used-car Dealer Drowns in Public Restroom
5 -- Prominent Local Politician Dies in a Whorehouse
6 -- Parachutist Falls to his Death as Chute Fails to Open
7 -- Chef Found Roasted (With Stuffing) Inside Own Oven
8 -- Rapist Released on a Technicality Found Technically Dead
9 -- Surgeon Dies in Apparent Self-surgery Attempt
10 -- Poet Commits Suicide by Firing Two Rounds into Own Head

Entertaining. Heh.

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Originally Posted by Blushing Heliophobe

Well, I'm gone for the weekend, see all you beautiful people later!

Later babe. *waves*

[Mr E Nigma]

Lovin' the background border on this site, the black and one design... kind of could just sit and look at it for awhile...

"Total Slaughter, Total Slaughter. I won't leave a single man behind, la di da di die, genocide, la di da di dud, an ocean of blood... lets begin the killing time"

-Vash The Stampede Trigun

[Sanctus Dei]

I spent the night exchanging naughty jokes with a sexy mexican... sometimes life is good.

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

I went to Hooters with the guys tonight (in memory of my friends friend, so to speak, who died from a surgical procedure). We toasted him, and proceded to have a good time. We just kept trying to keep Chris in high spirits and keep his mind off the incident, which I think we managed to do quite well.

I wolfed down a huge buffalo chicken sandwich in about a minute and a half (as I was absolutely famished), and then ordered some fried mozzerella sticks. Mmm...

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy

Just waking up.......and I look like the walking dead. Ugh it was all those damn water mossacin shots that killed me............

I would still do you!!

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy

Yay! Now I gotta figure how to get my ass back up there again.....unless you are coming to me......lol

She said " coming "...

*Butthead laugh*

[Ben Lahnger]

E_P_S - can't make up my mind if this belongs in .:Randomness:. or Sexuality ...

Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

Conversations like these are why Manimal r0x0rz my b0x3rz..

Empty Purple Stars says:
*beams*
Manimal says:
*Lasers*
Empty Purple Stars says:
*teddy bear eye laser beams*
...
Manimal says:
*hums "i've bveen working on the railroad*
Empty Purple Stars says:
*pets frog*
Manimal says:
*ribbit ribbit...spurt*
Empty Purple Stars says:
*mops*

Oh ... Teddy Bears! Railroads! Frogs! ... it definitely belongs here!

:-P

[cannibalnuns]

Nothing beats a tall glass of red wine, with a whole bottle still waiting, Smokey Robinson, two cigarettes lined up beside each other ready to smoke. Shoes off, shorts on, feet propped up on the night stand and the lights dimmed. This is how to end a day.

[joyslayer]

Thats not how I end a day..................

[cannibalnuns]

Well when you get the chance give it a try. It is relaxing.

[joyslayer]

I don't smoke though, it's all, ewww.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/science/

A good spot 'o randomness for all my chaps!

[swt&inc angel??]

always have to smoke after sex which sounds exactly like what ben is setting the mood for. Did I guess that right ben??

[edible_eye]

i haven't lit a cigarette in 12 years. that's almost as long as you've been alive, joy.