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11-13-2009, 05:57 AM
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Thousands throughout world proclaim themselves vampires
Part of this article could have been lifted almost directly from that South Park episode: http://www.montereyherald.com/living...nclick_check=1
"There are also "sanguinarian vampires" who consume blood, though usually in small amounts...Crimson is a hybrid — she does both."
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11-13-2009, 06:22 AM
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This isn't anything new. There are still thousands of retards on the planet, groundbreaking. I'm going to claim I'm god, I wonder how many people will believe me...
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11-13-2009, 06:56 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Zagreb, Croatia
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Humans are such an intelligent, yet such an idiotic kind. First they make up a creature, then later proclaim it real, even calling themselves vampires. Google, for example, if you type in "how to be" what's gonna show up as suggestions. The first one is "how to become a vampire". But it barely surprises me, I'm getting used to the fact that there are a lot of stupid people in this world.
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11-13-2009, 06:57 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
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It's the messiah!
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11-13-2009, 08:38 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Still Jack
This isn't anything new. There are still thousands of retards on the planet, groundbreaking. I'm going to claim I'm god, I wonder how many people will believe me...
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At least a few dozen, I'll bet. Be sure to bring enough Dixie cups for the Kool-Aid...
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I WILL GLUE A SPECIMEN PATCH TO HIS FOREHEAD. ~ korinna5555
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11-13-2009, 12:19 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
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Thousands? That's it?
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11-13-2009, 03:04 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Suriname, South-America
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Hey, what are you guys complaining about?
This gives us more chances to strush stakes into people hearts : D
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1 The letter "I" shall always be capitalized, as well as "She", "Her" and "Woman".
2 "He/she" or "him/her" and all related sums shall be written instead like this: "She/he" and "Her/him"
3 It is not "You and me", instead it is "Me and you". At the same time "M" is capitalized.
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11-13-2009, 03:14 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Still Jack
This isn't anything new. There are still thousands of retards on the planet, groundbreaking. I'm going to claim I'm god, I wonder how many people will believe me...
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You'd probably deliver more than Yaweh, so I'm going to worship you.
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11-16-2009, 09:13 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Compton
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Thousands throughout the world are fucking retarded
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11-17-2009, 06:40 PM
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Location: London
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Here... if I put in some coloured contact lens and bathe in shimmer powder or glitter glue, then "accidentally" go outside on a sunny day, does this mean I can have a personal army of loyal fangirls who desperately hope I'll make them into vampires? I could use a slave or two.
If we have this many "vampires", we probably have even more who want to be vampires, and more again since Twilight showed up.
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11-17-2009, 09:26 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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I would so be your loyal fangirl, shimmer or no shimmer *sigh* shame you're so far away.
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11-17-2009, 09:43 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ophelia's Snorkel
At least a few dozen, I'll bet. Be sure to bring enough Dixie cups for the Kool-Aid...
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Totally read that as "Diva Cup" and laughed.
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11-17-2009, 10:13 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: colorado USA
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ROFL Saya!
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11-18-2009, 12:32 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Equivalence
You'd probably deliver more than Yaweh, so I'm going to worship you.
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Know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. He looks like a guy who can get shit done.
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Because before too long there'll be nothing left alive, not a creature on the land or sea, a bird in the sky. They'll be shot, harpooned, eaten, and hunted too much, vivisected by the clever men who prove that there's no such things as a fair world with live and let live. The Royal family go hunting, what an example to give to the people they lead and that don't include me, I've seen enough pain and torture of those who can't speak...
- Tough Shit, Mickey by Conflict
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11-18-2009, 07:02 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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yo sistah gal.
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11-18-2009, 08:48 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
Know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. He looks like a guy who can get shit done.
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"You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Joe Pesci. Two reasons; first of all, I think he's a good actor. Okay. To me, that counts. Second; he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. Doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with. For years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog. Joe Pesci straightened that cock-sucker out with one visit.
-- George Carlin
Amen
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