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09-01-2005, 10:01 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 42.5
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Wish granted... but it's a Hotwheels Black Dodge Magnum.
I wish I was able to put the smackdown on all the dumbasses I know without the threat of legal actions (ie trouble).
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09-02-2005, 04:43 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: The middle of nowhere, on the outskirts of the boonies.
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Granted. Only now you're house is completely covered in ice due to the air humidity.
I wish I had a laptop with a wireless internet card.
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Will we walk all night through solitary streets?
The trees add shade to shade, lights out in the houses,
we'll both be lonely.
Will we stroll dreaming of the lost America of love
past blue automobiles in driveways, home to our silent
cottage?
-Allen Ginsberg, A Supermarket in California
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09-02-2005, 05:41 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: technically in 8 places at once...
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Granted. It also contains a nice assortment of computer viruses so it not only crashes after about a half hour, but within that half hour you spread the viruses to everyone in your address book.
I wish I could change my haircolour and hairstyle at will.
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09-02-2005, 06:06 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Nor Cal
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Make me a ham sandwhich....No, wait, don't eat me! I meant I wanted a million bucks...AAAHHHH, where did all these deer come from?!?!?!
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09-02-2005, 06:39 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: technically in 8 places at once...
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Aww, you didn't grant my lovely chameleon-hair wish. I bite my long thumbnail at thee.
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09-02-2005, 06:44 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: The middle of nowhere, on the outskirts of the boonies.
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Do thou bite thy thumb at me?
fine. Your wish is granted. However, everytime you change your hair, you loose an equivalent number of braincells. Soon you're braindead and the subject of life after vegetative state controversy.
I wish that I had more time to work on my blanket.
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Will we walk all night through solitary streets?
The trees add shade to shade, lights out in the houses,
we'll both be lonely.
Will we stroll dreaming of the lost America of love
past blue automobiles in driveways, home to our silent
cottage?
-Allen Ginsberg, A Supermarket in California
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09-02-2005, 08:21 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 42.5
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You have more time to work on your blanket, but you fall asleep one day with it on your lap. It slips and lands upon a frayed lamp cord and conflagrates within the hour and is a pile of ash before you wake up and douse the fire.
I wish that really hot chick who stopped me in the halls today and said "I love your DEVO shirt" added "and I love YOU."
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"No - it's more like - wow, isn't enlightenment great?" - Doug Henning
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09-02-2005, 10:16 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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granted. you start dating and eventually marry and are blessed with 5 children over the next 15 years. you become fat and lazy and believe things are still decent between you until one day she comes to you while you're watching tv and drinking a beer and says the 5 children each have different fathers, none of which is you. in the midst of this, a lawyer steps out and says she will be divorcing you and she will be given every asset the both of you have accumulated, including the devo shirt which brought you together, effective immediately. you don't really have a concept of what's happening until the 5 fathers (each of which she has been banging regularly behind your back) step out from the kitchen and beat your ass before throwing you out of your own house.
i wish i didn't have a conscience.
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09-03-2005, 11:42 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: The Violet Prison
Posts: 210
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Granted. your new lack of concious alianates you from everyone that ever loved you. You dont care though, so you turn to a life of crime. After a spree of killing and bank robberies, you're finally caught while screwing some chic who keeps saying no and are incarcerated. The people in jail also dont have a concious and don't care when you scream no as they penetrate you in ways that you never thought were possible.
I wish i would stop typing in this quick reply box and then clicking on the wrong button so it never gets posted.
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09-03-2005, 07:13 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: The middle of nowhere, on the outskirts of the boonies.
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Granted. Only now you're unable to type coherently, and you're made the laughing stock of the entire board.
I wish that my hats fit right.
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Will we walk all night through solitary streets?
The trees add shade to shade, lights out in the houses,
we'll both be lonely.
Will we stroll dreaming of the lost America of love
past blue automobiles in driveways, home to our silent
cottage?
-Allen Ginsberg, A Supermarket in California
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09-03-2005, 08:09 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: The Violet Prison
Posts: 210
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Granted. Your hats now fit you most becomingly, but now all your clothes are ill fitting.
I wish that i hadn't pulled my muscle.
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09-05-2005, 01:04 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: buttmunch Houston, TX
Posts: 649
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Granted. But you will soon encounter a horrible accident which leaves you severely injured, several fractured bones; you know the whole nine yards. You are left with such fat hospital bill that you have a heart attack.
I wish I looked like Dita Von Teese. ( I don't think I spelled her name correctly.)
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Imagination takes the shadows away
Imagination keeps the shadows away
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09-05-2005, 01:05 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 42.5
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Granted: you tore your muscle and it doesn't heal correctly. Therefore you'll never be able to use that limb again.
I wish I had telekenisis.
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"No - it's more like - wow, isn't enlightenment great?" - Doug Henning
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09-05-2005, 01:17 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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granted. however, you bang your head immediately after you receive your power and the jolt has rewired your brain. you now have reverse telekinesis and everything you move, flies at you and bounces off your body.
i wish a hot lesbian couple showed up right now and decided to make my sexual dreams come true.
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09-05-2005, 01:18 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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oh, and for dreamydancer - granted. however, you have become her wax double. you no longer exist as a human.
same wish.
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09-05-2005, 06:17 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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granted. except they didn't wash. nothing. and you've got crusty, old sloppy, edible_eye seconds.
i wish it stayed summer forever.
(oh, and tstone - are you and the fam. ok?)
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09-07-2005, 07:23 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: technically in 8 places at once...
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Granted, however it all falls out the next day due to some weird chemical reaction.
I wish I had a well-paying job, with really good hours, that I really loved.
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09-10-2005, 06:06 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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You do, but none of your co-workers like you. You enjoy the work SO much that they think you're a freak and whisper "Weirdo" and "suck-up" when you walk by.
I wish my boyfriend was here.
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09-10-2005, 08:28 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: technically in 8 places at once...
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Granted, but he's there to break up with you.
I wish I knew the secret of immortality.
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09-10-2005, 09:06 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
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Granted, after knowing the secret of immortality, you stay immoratal and watch your loved ones die in front of you for many ,many generations, you eventually get uber depressed and commit suicide because you realised that immortality is only for rocks
(ok, that was terrible)
I wish Dr Phil never existed
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09-10-2005, 09:49 PM
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#46
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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Granted, but Oprah takes his time-slot, too.
I wish I had a bottle of water.
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09-10-2005, 10:13 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
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Granted, but it's a little too late and you've already died of dehydration (this is worse than the immortality one)
I wish the *mall goths* realise how ridiculous their melted mascara tears look is
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09-10-2005, 10:41 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
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Originally Posted by Demonista_Ravenesque
Granted, but it's a little too late and you've already died of dehydration (this is worse than the immortality one)
I wish the *mall goths* realise how ridiculous their melted mascara tears look is
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09-10-2005, 10:52 PM
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#49
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
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Um, no, I'm punk in drublic today, my bad 
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09-10-2005, 10:55 PM
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#50
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
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Ok, now I'm not feeling so punk...Granted, in sacrifice for perfect vision, you legs become extremely numb and you can't walk
I wish that I was careful and re read every single goddamn sentence carefully
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