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11-14-2005, 01:47 PM
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...zordon from the power rangers kills him magically...zordon then commands jean-claude-vann-damn to "summon a team of teenagers with attitude!"....he summons none other than only one man...
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11-14-2005, 01:51 PM
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tim allen from tool time!...he then gathers all the teens and tells them to help him with his hotrod and then grunts ar ar ar ar. he then says " you know who would be great help right now," suddenly a portal opens...
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11-14-2005, 01:55 PM
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captain picard from star trek....he says "beam me down scotty!" he shrinks and enters the engine just as it explodes..killing everyone around...then louie anderson walks up and steps on a mine..blows up and jay leno who was nearby says ....
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11-14-2005, 02:00 PM
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shit ,now i'll never hear the end of that knock knock joke.the impact of the explosion blows off his chin. Connen then takes his rightfull spot as the late show host.stalin then tell the story.He brings his easy bake the door swings open and who apears...
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11-14-2005, 02:03 PM
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...but doogey hauser!!!!!..omg its nph!!! screams arnold shwartzeneggar!!!!...can i get a free blow?! he shrieks...i love you nph! ur my hero!...but sadly...japn drops a nuke atop them all and robert smith from the cure jumps out as well screaming..yeah i rock cocks off!!!...when he is sniped out by...
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11-14-2005, 02:07 PM
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none other than brandon frasier!...and says i'm listening...and soon later some one one shoves a grenade down his pants!, and yells "fire in the hole!!!"..... he turns around to see....
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11-14-2005, 02:09 PM
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(fraiser krane not brandon fraiser) my apologies.
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11-14-2005, 02:10 PM
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...danny devito!..then he implodes! thats right implosion grenade!...danny devito laughs meniacally when he has a hot pocket shoved up his ass by dr. drew who laughs and says..."ur gay"..but has no time to celebrate as they are crushed by a safe dropped by...
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11-14-2005, 02:12 PM
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...Richard Simmons back fromt eh dead! He grabs one of his workout tapes, pops it in and trys to get you to
"Move it! Movie Moooove it!"
But to no avail, his head falls off and continues to try and get you to exercise and eat right!
"Oh the humanity of it all!" You shout as you tear out the back door towards....
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"Either we are very, very, very much in danger, or very, very, very much...safe. "
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11-14-2005, 02:14 PM
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christapher walken ,he leads a army of evil minions .the all seeing all tap danceing army of evil .He rages war on canada because he wants the surop.who will stand in his way ,none other then...
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11-14-2005, 02:15 PM
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(angel sorry but only ppl we havnt killed already next time...good one though)
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11-14-2005, 02:17 PM
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were going in an order if your still there: next is rubedo, spartan, angel, and flawed...k?
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11-14-2005, 02:17 PM
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none other than....mel gibsaon!!...thats right!! the king of evil and selling out christ himself!!!...but sadly chris tucker blows mels head off and walken and dances when suddenly...
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11-14-2005, 02:20 PM
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walker texas ranger does a round house on chris tucker, and shrek walks in all awhile a montage of fatlip by sum 41 plays...soon shrek bends over to recieve a ....
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11-14-2005, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by rubedo
(angel sorry but only ppl we havnt killed already next time...good one though)
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(rubedo, sorry, but read and see that we have killed him off and please, learn how to spell and say "people")
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"You MUST be mad,” said the wide-grinning Cheshire cat, “or else you wouldn’t have come here.”
"Either we are very, very, very much in danger, or very, very, very much...safe. "
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11-14-2005, 02:23 PM
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angel man its your turn.
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11-14-2005, 02:27 PM
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meanwhile...in a saloon in texas...george carlin-ben afleck-oj simpson-and oprah were having a mean ass shootout to a montage of "the monster mash" when who else but harry winkler walks in proceeds to shoot them all up and has a drink..but sadly the drink was pure acid and he dies staring at the evil merchant who sold him the death drink...max weinberg!!! he then says"im comin for u all!"...back to the city...
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11-14-2005, 02:34 PM
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all the cast from cheers have been working on a reunion ,just then the mackerana craze sweeps the nation again.all citizens from all cities shotgun themselves,except for a few who are strong at will .the theme from happy days corses through the air. the anamaniacs take the streets with ...
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11-14-2005, 02:37 PM
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barney and the tellitubies...they're all camo painted and aim all of theyre rockets at bullwinkle along with....
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11-14-2005, 02:40 PM
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owen wilson...he laughs maniacally and betrays them all..."i am god !" he screams! he lifts a giant nuke over his head the size of a s.u.v then he sets it off to a montage of "dont worry be happy" and the world is destroyed!!!....mean while god hands the devil 10 bucks and says "damn u got lucky on that wilson blows the world bet"
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11-14-2005, 06:25 PM
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Little do they know superman was on vacation off earth .He flys around the eath reversing time .Not because he wants the eath live ,but because he left his stuff behind the couch .The stuff he left behind the couch was...
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11-14-2005, 07:16 PM
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A leather strap on dildo and a bottle of potato paste, Then all of a sudden, Superman realised that he was part of some random Gnet thread that has suddenly gone trashy, so he flies southwards to save the day, when all of a sudden....
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11-14-2005, 07:50 PM
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his neck snaps, because he hit a Mc Donalds sign .The last thing he saw was i'm lovin it.The inpact of wich nocked down the sign on to a bus of nuns .They flew in the air .A passing padestrian was quoted as saying...
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11-15-2005, 12:44 PM
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..."man i could use a bic mac"...but he was sadly killed by a falling nun who turned out to be none other than...
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11-15-2005, 12:49 PM
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Whoopi ,thats right whoopi.She is working on sister act sven skiping a few instalments before it. The only Mel Brooks is derecting.he asks his stage hand for a....
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