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11-28-2005, 12:53 AM
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#501
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
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Heh heh. Excellent.
Granted. And turns out he's just as much of a psycho as he portrays in his movies, therefore, he eats you, piece by piece, and then makes a piece of art out of the bones.
I wish school was over for the semester.
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11-28-2005, 03:52 AM
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#502
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
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granted....school is finished, back you go into the little box by my bed.
i wish i was a lesbian.
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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11-28-2005, 05:02 AM
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#503
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 163
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Granted. You become a lesbian and end up having hot sweaty lesbian sex with all the hot little goth girls from this site. But! In the process the sheets of your bed get dirty.
I wish I could have watched. ^^
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11-29-2005, 12:36 AM
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#504
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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granted. it was hotter than you expected... and your eyes melted.
i wish i never had to sleep.
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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11-30-2005, 06:57 AM
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#505
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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You are now incapable of sleeping.
You are BLIND!
I wish I have front row tickets to the Motley Crue Concert!
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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde
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11-30-2005, 07:04 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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granted. and the tour is cancelled moments after you show up.
i wish i never had to work another night shift.
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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11-30-2005, 07:17 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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You now only work day shifts and required to wear pink overalls and a straw hat.
This Saturday, I wish I can be at two places at the same time. This way, I can attend my friend's birthday party and to the 80s rock club!
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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde
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11-30-2005, 05:13 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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You succeed in being at both the birthday party and the 80s rock club, but at the birthday party, you forgot that the person whose birthday it is is fatally allergic to chocolate, and you bought her a box of chocolate. She died. At the 80s rock club, you get stabbed by somebody's spike- right in the eye! Ouch.
I wish last Saturday night hadn't happened. Anything else would've been better than what did happen.
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11-30-2005, 07:56 PM
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#509
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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I'll only grant that one based on what happened. *heh heh*
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11-30-2005, 08:35 PM
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#510
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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Korona, you sticky beak!
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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde
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11-30-2005, 08:40 PM
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#511
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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Heh, what can I say? I have a feline's curiousity. 
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11-30-2005, 08:44 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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Well, it involved date **** drugs and my boyfriend not being there. Eh? Enough to go on?
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11-30-2005, 09:28 PM
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#513
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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Sorry to hear about it Tea. In fact, I'm sorry I asked. Didn't mean to put you in a spot.
Granted. More hours for you to work. Now, BACK TO WORK SLAVE.
I wish we all lived near each other (as to watch each others backs).
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11-30-2005, 09:38 PM
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#514
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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Granted. A week later, you explode into a water balloon.
I wish it wasn't so hot outside.
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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde
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11-30-2005, 09:54 PM
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#515
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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Granted. Famous indeed. You are permanently handcuffed to the gorgeous Paris Hilton.
I wish I have more cool t-shirts.
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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde
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11-30-2005, 10:10 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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No....No, no, no. That was just too mean Rose. XD
God that was hilarious. Good one.
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12-01-2005, 03:50 AM
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#517
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 163
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Originally Posted by rockandrose
I wish I have more cool t-shirts.
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Granted, you know own a ridiculous amount of cool t-shirts. So many cool t-shirts that you can't decide which one to wear today. Thus you decide to wear them all and end up dying from hyperthermia.
I wish I was fluent in French.
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12-01-2005, 07:29 AM
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#518
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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You're fluent in French, but everytime you try to speak a word in French, a bird just shits on your head. Good luck with that.
I wish I hadn't found out what my boyfriend's getting me for Christmas... >.< whoops...
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12-01-2005, 08:29 AM
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#519
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 163
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Granted. You get this awesome idea for a Christmas present for your boyfriend, you're ecstatic about it. He, on the other hand, doesn't seem to like this idea of your's as much. He hates his present so incredibly much that he not only breaks up with you but also sets fire to your house, killing you and your family.
I wish I had a big juicy pineapple.
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12-01-2005, 08:47 AM
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#520
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: springfield, OH
Posts: 190
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Granted, but while your in your room bitching about not wanting to go to class you discover a pizza crust from the night before and upon devoring it you are affected by the undetected fungus there upon. in the resulting hallucination, you find it odd that smurfs would use chitos to play lawn darts.
i wish i had a vibrator that was powered by cold fusion!
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12-01-2005, 08:49 AM
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#521
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: springfield, OH
Posts: 190
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Originally Posted by Moonie
i wish i had a vibrator that was powered by cold fusion!
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thats my wish
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12-01-2005, 09:11 AM
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#522
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 163
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
Harsh!
Granted, but it contains RAT POISON, fucker. You die instantly.
I wish I didn't have to go to class so soon.
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Harsh!? Don't blame me for your crappy presents!
Aw, okay. Maybe I was a bit harsh...
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12-01-2005, 10:58 AM
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#523
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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Moonie: Your wish is granted, but it malfunctions and tunnels into your intestines, killing you.
I wish... I had a pure, clean glass of water.
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12-01-2005, 11:28 AM
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#524
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 163
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Granted. Kev is here. He kills you.
I wish I knew who Kev was.
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12-01-2005, 02:22 PM
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#525
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: unfortunately, tennessee
Posts: 80
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Granted. You know who kev is, but he turns out to be an agent who tries to kill you for finding out what his true identity is.
I wish my msn messenger would stop fucking up.
(don't worry, anti, he doesn't succede. ^.^)
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