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11-17-2005, 01:13 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Sexual Hell Quiz
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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11-17-2005, 01:32 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Mine:
HELL LEVEL 3
Raw score: 90%
There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.
I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.
AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you?
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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11-17-2005, 02:21 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 87
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HELL LEVEL 3
Raw score: 95%
Oh yeah, I'm so sexually hellish...this just made me realise what a pervert I am.
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11-17-2005, 10:06 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Maple Ridge, BC, Canada
Posts: 224
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HELL LEVEL 3
Raw score: 85%
I'm surprised. I don't think I'm nastier than average...
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11-17-2005, 01:54 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,242
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HELL LEVEL 1
Raw score: 52%
Heh.. what a pointless test.
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11-17-2005, 05:35 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Posts: 353
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90%, level 3
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You've got red on you.
You only see what you want to believe
When you creep from the back
I got tricks up my sleeve
24/7 the devil's best friend
It makes no difference
It's all the same in the end
-"Same in the End" by Sublime
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11-17-2005, 09:27 PM
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#7
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Michigan. middle of f**ing nowhere.
Posts: 175
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HELL LEVEL 2
Raw score: 66%
Nice. Interesting. I wonder if there is some other way for me to waste away the midnight hours....
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11-17-2005, 10:51 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 1,249
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HELL LEVEL 2
Raw score: 71%
You're just about as deep in sexual hellfire as a person can get. Virtually no urge, however demented, will go ungratified; practically no boundary will go uncrossed. You're probably proud of your adventurousness, and, honestly, you should be. Few people are confident enough to pursue pleasure on their own terms.
Your morals could sink a bit further, sure, but it's likely that you've got a pretty good idea of what you're into and what you would do...above all you're honest with yourself with what you want. If more people were honest with themselves, you'd have a lot more company down in the flames.
That was fun. ^^
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11-17-2005, 10:59 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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Hell level 1
I'm with Dis on this one. Pointless.
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11-18-2005, 01:03 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Florida
Posts: 325
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Heaven level one. Am I the only goodie?! 
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And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.
~William Shakespeare
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11-18-2005, 05:25 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Baton Rouge, LA
Posts: 121
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Oh gee...surprise...90% Raw score. Oddly enough, I think this pointelss diversion could have been more enjoyable and "informative," as net quizzes go, had it offered more choices than "Would" or "Would not." Ah well, it's time to go to the office and pretend to be responsible again. Deo Gratias Dies Veneris Est!
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11-18-2005, 01:02 PM
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#12
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: D.C.
Posts: 538
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Heaven Level 1, score 28%.
Not surprising considering my upbringing.
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11-18-2005, 02:28 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 579
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level 3 for me... I was hoping for more levels. Level 3 - sounds too generic for my liking.
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11-18-2005, 08:38 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: nevada, usa
Posts: 35
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Originally Posted by winged_dreams
HELL LEVEL 2
Raw score: 71%
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haha. I'm with you winged.. Level 2, 71%.
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11-18-2005, 08:44 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Saskatoon Saskatchewan Canada
Posts: 300
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Level 3, 90%
So all of a sudden It's Good NOT to Do Drugs whilst Sexing (I speak English Good ^^)
I agree with dis and Korova.... I don't see the entertainment value of it....
It sorta left out some of the important pieces of info.
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I bitch because I love
"Teh Lordz Satan Protektz me frm ebil in mah PANTS!!!!!11111"
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11-19-2005, 11:42 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: absofuckinglutely nowhere
Posts: 1,051
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HELL LEVEL 1
Raw score: 52% You're a fallen angel. There's some innocence there, but the sexual dark side has called you and, possibly, is already using you. But you're not evil, just naughty; dirty, but not filthy. You're certainly hellbound, and you'll most likely seek out other imps like yourself to work your wicked will. There might be a moral core inside you, but it's been overtaken by lust.
AVOID: the heavenbound. Your path is downward, and you'll need a guide.
pointless, yes. but i find it amusing that the guy running that particular show is named jason bateman.
i guess the guy's gotta do something with his "arrested development" offtime. *shrugs*
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11-19-2005, 01:03 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 150
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Hell Level 3, Raw Score: 90%
Meh.
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11-24-2005, 11:33 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Pennsylvania U.S.A.
Posts: 96
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I only scored a 71% I guess I need to reevaluate my my opinions on primate sex to REALLY get depraved. Course they didn't ask any questions about sadism, that might have helped my evil level.
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11-25-2005, 02:17 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 24
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I got Hell level 2, 80% and few morals as it appears :smile:
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11-25-2005, 04:18 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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Originally Posted by Manimal
level 3 for me... I was hoping for more levels. Level 3 - sounds too generic for my liking.
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There are questions on there that made me think of you specifically, and that is both funny and sad.
Mostly funny!
Me - You scored the highest possible goodness rating on this test! Your intentions are pure and admirable!
For you, sex is second to love...
I don't know that I deserve the "highest possible goodness rating", but the rest is true.
That doesn't mean that test is 100% accurate however. I have proof that it is wrong about one person on gnet anyway...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...sofanangel.jpg
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11-25-2005, 07:33 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: unfortunately, tennessee
Posts: 80
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it was okay, i got level 2.
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11-26-2005, 06:10 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Lommel, Belgium
Posts: 52
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I remember taking this test before. I got level three. Don't remember my raw score (and the test really isn't interesting enough to take it again)
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11-26-2005, 08:46 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Portugal
Posts: 17
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HELL LEVEL 2
Raw score: 76%
hm... cool
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11-26-2005, 07:48 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 579
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Originally Posted by AlKilyu
There are questions on there that made me think of you specifically, and that is both funny and sad.
Mostly funny!
Me - You scored the highest possible goodness rating on this test! Your intentions are pure and admirable!
For you, sex is second to love...
I don't know that I deserve the "highest possible goodness rating", but the rest is true.
That doesn't mean that test is 100% accurate however. I have proof that it is wrong about one person on gnet anyway...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...sofanangel.jpg |
yeah - I think I lied on a couple just so I wouldn't get a 100% evil
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11-26-2005, 09:48 PM
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#25
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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Level 3, 95%, and apparently, i don't posess any type of sexual restraint. Good to know!
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