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01-23-2009, 08:58 PM
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#51
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Crashed by the mother of marshmellow fell from the sky.
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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01-24-2009, 06:10 AM
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#52
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
Posts: 6,909
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In a zombie apocalypse.
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No Gods. No Kings.
Not all beliefs and ideas are equal.
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01-24-2009, 08:24 AM
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#53
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 1,065
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Kontan can not die.
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Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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01-24-2009, 08:27 AM
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#54
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Sudden breathing issue.
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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01-24-2009, 08:35 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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Anal probing.
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01-24-2009, 08:45 AM
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#56
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 1,065
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Michael Jackson's nose will fall off the Empire State Building and give you massive head trauma, leaving you a slow, painful death.
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Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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01-24-2009, 09:10 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Suburbiatown, Pennsylvania.
Posts: 2,124
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Your head a-splode.
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CAN'T EVADE THOSE DEAD ZEN MEN
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01-24-2009, 09:11 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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Your head in-splode.
Ok, I admit. I just wanted to write "splode."
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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01-24-2009, 09:20 AM
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#59
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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Attacked by a horde of rabid fashion designers.
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01-24-2009, 10:38 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Philadelphia area
Posts: 124
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You were at the live audience of Doctor Phil and you drown in someone's tears.
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01-24-2009, 11:08 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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You die by electrical shock caused by the flood of tears at Dr. Phil's getting into the electrical equipment.
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Attacked by a horde of rabid fashion designers.
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BAHAHAHA! Probably. The problem with having opinions is that other people disagree with them.
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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01-24-2009, 06:55 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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You laughed so hard that you break your ribs, along with most of your internal organs.
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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01-25-2009, 01:31 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: US
Posts: 1,530
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You eat way too many oranges when... you realize YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO THEM!!!!
*Corny radio soap-opera organ chord*
Da da Daaaaaa!
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In my nothing you meant everything to me.
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01-25-2009, 02:25 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Your computer explodes and thousands pieces of the screen run through you when it try to load your signature up.
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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01-25-2009, 02:29 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 205
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You die on a ride at Disneyland, but on the bright side you'll have the happiest death on earth.
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01-25-2009, 03:13 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: in the back of your mind...
Posts: 67
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Your head explodes, unable to contain the sheer force of my cuteness.
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01-25-2009, 05:01 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Slipped off the building edge.
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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01-25-2009, 06:48 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Suburbiatown, Pennsylvania.
Posts: 2,124
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Falling into an erupting volcano.
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CAN'T EVADE THOSE DEAD ZEN MEN
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01-25-2009, 07:59 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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A catastrophic trip over a tramps shoe causes you to fatally crack your skull on the curb .
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01-25-2009, 11:05 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: US
Posts: 1,530
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Originally Posted by $haDe
Your computer explodes and thousands pieces of the screen run through you when it try to load your signature up.
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AH HA! The joke's on YOU! My computer died a few months ago!
Nyah! *sticks tongue at you*
(plus with it's 6GB of RAM I doubt it would  )
As for honeythorn, you get off'd by a creepy lurker in a small, dark close
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In my nothing you meant everything to me.
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01-25-2009, 12:15 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Your mother.
Posts: 1,044
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Hopefully a dalek will decide to raep him.
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The Overture To The Symphony Of Destruction.
I am the Antiproduct!
There is, they say, no fool like an old fool - Golding.
" All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting." - Orwell.
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01-25-2009, 05:10 PM
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#72
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 205
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He will be torn to shreds by proper-spelling fairies.
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01-26-2009, 10:26 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: The arse-end of nowhere
Posts: 470
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You are beheaded for making me laugh.
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01-26-2009, 12:20 PM
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#74
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Your mother.
Posts: 1,044
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Originally Posted by nis~sijai
He will be torn to shreds by proper-spelling fairies.
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Eaten for not knowing the definition of censorship.
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The Overture To The Symphony Of Destruction.
I am the Antiproduct!
There is, they say, no fool like an old fool - Golding.
" All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting." - Orwell.
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01-26-2009, 12:27 PM
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#75
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 281
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You are riding a bike, and your neighbour throws a fridge at you, flattening and killing you in the process.
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