 |
|
 |
| Music Finally, an entire forum devoted to talking about Doktor Avalanche, the drum machine for the Sisters of Mercy. You can talk about other bands, or other members of that band, too, if you want to be UNCOOL. |
03-18-2011, 06:40 PM
|
#26
|
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
|
And who would win? The US Army or the men of Gondor?
|
|
|
|
03-18-2011, 06:58 PM
|
#27
|
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
|
One on one, or as an organization?
__________________
Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
|
|
|
|
|
03-18-2011, 07:01 PM
|
#28
|
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
|
We can have both categories!
|
|
|
|
|
03-18-2011, 07:12 PM
|
#29
|
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
|
Individually, the men of Gondor have a statistically better chance. But as a whole, such an occurrence is impossible. You see, a branch of the U.S. Army is the only living descents of real vikings: The Cavalry. While not technically a branch unto itself anymore (it was re-flagged as armor sometime in the 50's), the Cavalry's rich traditions and culture, alongside our undeniable manliness and proven combat prowess are the modern equivalent to fictional people.
Consider this:
A) Viking afterlife
In Scandinavian mythology, Valhalla (anglicized from Old Norse Walhǫllr "hall of the slain"[1]) is a majestic, enormous hall located in Asgard, ruled over by the god Odin. Chosen by Odin, half of those that die in combat travel to Valhalla upon death, led by valkyries, while the other half go to the goddess Freyja's field Fólkvangr.
In Valhalla, the dead join the masses of those who have died in combat known as Einherjar, as well as various legendary Germanic heroes and kings, as they prepare to aid Odin during the events of Ragnarök. Before the hall stands the golden tree Glasir, and the hall's ceiling is thatched with golden shields. Various creatures live around Valhalla, such as the stag Eikþyrnir and the goat Heiðrún, both described as standing atop Valhalla and consuming the foliage of the tree Læraðr.
B) Cavalry afterlife
Halfway down the trail to Hell,
In a shady meadow green
Are the Souls of all dead troopers camped,
Near a good old-time canteen.
And this eternal resting place
Is known as Fiddlers' Green.
Marching past, straight through to Hell
The Infantry are seen.
Accompanied by the Engineers,
Artillery and Marines,
For none but the shades of Cavalrymen
Dismount at Fiddlers' Green.
Though some go curving down the trail
To seek a warmer scene.
No trooper ever gets to Hell
Ere he's emptied his canteen.
And so rides back to drink again
With friends at Fiddlers' Green.
And so when man and horse go down
Beneath a saber keen,
Or in a roaring charge of fierce melee
You stop a bullet clean,
And the hostiles come to get your scalp,
Just empty your canteen,
And put your pistol to your head
And go to Fiddlers' Green.
__________________
Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
|
|
|
|
|
03-18-2011, 07:19 PM
|
#30
|
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
|
But how can they stand up to a wizard?
|
|
|
|
|
03-18-2011, 07:32 PM
|
#31
|
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
|
A head banging method known as the windmill combined with awesome guitar riffs forces all arcane spell casters within 90ft to make a concentration check (DC 9,000) or be fucking blown away like a bag of dry leaves.
__________________
Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
|
|
|
|
|
03-18-2011, 07:33 PM
|
#32
|
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
|
See? This is why I lust for you.
|
|
|
|
|
03-18-2011, 07:37 PM
|
#33
|
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
|
You mean how I implied I'm a bad ass, then made an overt 3rd edition Dungeons and Dragons reference without losing any awesome?
EDIT: SWEET! I just found half a butter finger in my pocket from earlier today. I totally forgot I never finished it.
__________________
Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
|
|
|
|
|
03-20-2011, 07:15 PM
|
#34
|
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 416
|
I really like fucking to Deftones... Haha
|
|
|
|
|
03-22-2011, 02:35 PM
|
#35
|
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
Posts: 1,406
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by vx cheerleader 69
...
Foetus or Lydia Lunch if you're having sex witha freak
|
Atomic Bongos would be a good song for a girl to strip to.
|
|
|
|
|
03-22-2011, 10:22 PM
|
#36
|
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
|
__________________
Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
|
|
|
|
|
03-23-2011, 05:44 PM
|
#37
|
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: New York Shitty
Posts: 4
|
Liebestoter by Megaherz.
Christfuck by Wumpscut.
Arma Goddamn Motherfucking Geddon by Marilyn Manson.
Mein Teil by Rammstein.
****** by Mindless Self Indulgence.
S & M by Rihanna (wtf did that come from, right?)
|
|
|
|
|
03-25-2011, 10:32 PM
|
#38
|
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 360
|
I don't know...some Portishead sounds nice...
__________________
"Since you said goodbye polka dots filled my eyes...and I don't know why."
|
|
|
|
|
04-04-2011, 12:41 AM
|
#39
|
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
|
__________________
Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
|
|
|
|
|
04-14-2011, 05:24 AM
|
#40
|
Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 45
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by MissCheyenne
I can't listen to music at times like that. I just start singing along and forget what I'm meant to be doing. Kinda puts guys off when they realise you're more into the music than what they are doing.
|
That's what happen when your bf has a small dick, or is an inexperienced nub.
Music to screw to:
Cattle Decapitation - Chunk Blower
Bloodbath - Eaten.
|
|
|
|
|
04-14-2011, 02:04 PM
|
#41
|
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
Posts: 1,406
|
Anything by the Cramps.
|
|
|
|
|
04-14-2011, 03:20 PM
|
#42
|
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: under the kitchen sink
Posts: 386
|
Anything by Motorhead.
|
|
|
|
|
04-19-2011, 02:17 PM
|
#43
|
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 116
|
Many great tips! Could anyone recommend something to read as well when screwing?
|
|
|
|
|
04-19-2011, 02:30 PM
|
#44
|
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Kent, UK
Posts: 22
|
I don't know, If I were to be on the job while music played I don't think I'll be capable of taking it seriously, so perhaps something from the Metal Gear Solid OST or the original swinging Batman theme would be fun.
|
|
|
|
|
04-19-2011, 03:25 PM
|
#45
|
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
Posts: 1,919
|
^ See, I'm not the only one music would distract in some way! I just can't take it seriously, not after the time that I was doing my thing and the gloriously titled 'When I'm Down' By Chris Cornell burst onto the stereo. Who WOULDN'T laugh at that?!?!
__________________
I am your slice of pie
|
|
|
|
|
04-19-2011, 03:32 PM
|
#46
|
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Kent, UK
Posts: 22
|
It's nice to have a comment that doesn't disagree with me for once
Perhaps not music but more sounds, I mean, I hate it when it's too quiet.
|
|
|
|
|
09-15-2011, 10:14 PM
|
#47
|
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
|
__________________
Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
|
|
|
|
|
09-16-2011, 12:27 PM
|
#48
|
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
|
__________________
I'd rather label myself than have a million other people do it for me. ~ Pathogen
...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
|
|
|
|
|
09-16-2011, 04:10 PM
|
#49
|
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Versus
|
|
|
|
|
|
09-16-2011, 04:16 PM
|
#50
|
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
|
Gratified moaning is all the music you could ever need.
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -7. The time now is 08:22 AM.
|
|
